Danielle Smith Premier of Alberta 🌺 Parody
@daniellesmithab.bsky.social
Alberta’s Premier Separatist! Leader of the Wildrose UCP United Conservative Party & Rob Anderson’s APP errand girl. Only Official Parody Account. I am a LIAR! There are better parody accounts. The truth is I am a complete joke…notwithstanding. #abpoli
Pinned
Fool you twice? Shame on me.
Let’s be clear! Judges are not elected officials. Who are they to make legal decisions? That’s not democracy
Only(UCP)elected officials make laws. And when Recall Initiatives jeopardize UCP elected officials, then I will amend those laws so you can’t practise democracy. Wait wot did I say?🤔 #abpoli
Only(UCP)elected officials make laws. And when Recall Initiatives jeopardize UCP elected officials, then I will amend those laws so you can’t practise democracy. Wait wot did I say?🤔 #abpoli
Alberta’s premier is firing back at teachers and their lawsuit by saying it’s ‘not democracy’ to have the courts review Bill 2. As Sean Amato reports, the Alberta Teachers’ Association says it’s one of the only rights they have left.
edmonton.citynews.ca/video/2025/1... #Alberta #abpoli
edmonton.citynews.ca/video/2025/1... #Alberta #abpoli
‘That’s not democracy’: Smith responds to teachers lawsuit
Alberta’s premier is firing back at teachers and their lawsuit by saying it’s ‘not democracy’ to have the courts review Bill 2. As Sean Amato reports, the Alberta Teachers’ Association says it’s one o...
edmonton.citynews.ca
November 9, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Let’s be clear! Judges are not elected officials. Who are they to make legal decisions? That’s not democracy
Only(UCP)elected officials make laws. And when Recall Initiatives jeopardize UCP elected officials, then I will amend those laws so you can’t practise democracy. Wait wot did I say?🤔 #abpoli
Only(UCP)elected officials make laws. And when Recall Initiatives jeopardize UCP elected officials, then I will amend those laws so you can’t practise democracy. Wait wot did I say?🤔 #abpoli
That…that’s exactly right. I totally connected the dots on this one. #HitTheMonkeyWinACookie
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November 6, 2025 at 4:12 AM
That…that’s exactly right. I totally connected the dots on this one. #HitTheMonkeyWinACookie
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Reposted by Danielle Smith Premier of Alberta 🌺 Parody
People are standing along the back wall in this full-to-capacity #1 Legion Hall. Calgarians aren't happy about paying cleanup of oil, gas & coal companies' mess. @naheednenshi.bsky.social @albertawilderness.bsky.social @markdorin.bsky.social @daniellesmithab.bsky.social @albertaenergy.bsky.social
November 6, 2025 at 2:33 AM
People are standing along the back wall in this full-to-capacity #1 Legion Hall. Calgarians aren't happy about paying cleanup of oil, gas & coal companies' mess. @naheednenshi.bsky.social @albertawilderness.bsky.social @markdorin.bsky.social @daniellesmithab.bsky.social @albertaenergy.bsky.social
Reposted by Danielle Smith Premier of Alberta 🌺 Parody
“The provincial government has cut funding for an Aboriginal Counseling Services of Alberta (ACSA) program that provides support for Indigenous mothers who have faced domestic violence”
#abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli
www.albertanativenews.com/alberta-cuts...
#abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli
www.albertanativenews.com/alberta-cuts...
Alberta cuts funding mid-year to program for Indigenous mothers who have faced domestic violence - Alberta Native News
By Jeremy Appel (ANNews) – The provincial government has cut funding for an Aboriginal Counseling Services of Alberta (ACSA) program that provides support for Indigenous...
www.albertanativenews.com
November 2, 2025 at 5:02 AM
My YouSeePee Government has added the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms to Alberta’s list of banned literature!
#UngerReview #Outstanding
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#UngerReview #Outstanding
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October 31, 2025 at 11:52 PM
My YouSeePee Government has added the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms to Alberta’s list of banned literature!
#UngerReview #Outstanding
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#UngerReview #Outstanding
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456,365 #ForeverCanadian signatures (plus few dozen last minute arrivals). I’m told it’s the biggest petition in Canada’s history.
None of this would happen if not for thousands of volunteers and your love for Canada.🇨🇦
Thank you! This is Alberta’s and Canada’s victory.
None of this would happen if not for thousands of volunteers and your love for Canada.🇨🇦
Thank you! This is Alberta’s and Canada’s victory.
October 29, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Dang it! These are the days I wish me and Dave bought a food truck instead of a train restaurant. But hey… at least I was able to sell some Tin Foil hats using the protective seal from my Turkish Tylenol leftovers.
#SepartistRally #FlatEarthConvention
#AbLeg
#YouSeePee
#Freedumb
#SepartistRally #FlatEarthConvention
#AbLeg
#YouSeePee
#Freedumb
October 26, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Dang it! These are the days I wish me and Dave bought a food truck instead of a train restaurant. But hey… at least I was able to sell some Tin Foil hats using the protective seal from my Turkish Tylenol leftovers.
#SepartistRally #FlatEarthConvention
#AbLeg
#YouSeePee
#Freedumb
#SepartistRally #FlatEarthConvention
#AbLeg
#YouSeePee
#Freedumb
BREAKING: UCP RED TAPE REDUCTION IS WORKING! The results are in!
Phoebe the dog earns AGLC Proserve certification. K-9 now licensed to serve liquor in Alberta. Right then.
#StrongAndFree #UCP #Ableg #abpoli
#CEOKandiceMachadoAGLC
#DirectorRobertPapeAGLC
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Phoebe the dog earns AGLC Proserve certification. K-9 now licensed to serve liquor in Alberta. Right then.
#StrongAndFree #UCP #Ableg #abpoli
#CEOKandiceMachadoAGLC
#DirectorRobertPapeAGLC
www.ctvnews.ca/calgary/arti...
October 23, 2025 at 1:22 AM
BREAKING: UCP RED TAPE REDUCTION IS WORKING! The results are in!
Phoebe the dog earns AGLC Proserve certification. K-9 now licensed to serve liquor in Alberta. Right then.
#StrongAndFree #UCP #Ableg #abpoli
#CEOKandiceMachadoAGLC
#DirectorRobertPapeAGLC
www.ctvnews.ca/calgary/arti...
Phoebe the dog earns AGLC Proserve certification. K-9 now licensed to serve liquor in Alberta. Right then.
#StrongAndFree #UCP #Ableg #abpoli
#CEOKandiceMachadoAGLC
#DirectorRobertPapeAGLC
www.ctvnews.ca/calgary/arti...
Fine I’ll go back to making license plates. I sense this is a skill I should learn
Alberta teachers strike/lockout, Day 11 (day 8 of no classes):
Premier Danielle Smith floats the idea of striking another commission on learning, like the 2003 effort that came out of a previous teachers’ strike.
ATA: uh, no thanks #AbLeg #AbEd
www.stalbertgazette.com/politics/alb...
Premier Danielle Smith floats the idea of striking another commission on learning, like the 2003 effort that came out of a previous teachers’ strike.
ATA: uh, no thanks #AbLeg #AbEd
www.stalbertgazette.com/politics/alb...
Alberta Premier Smith wants education commission after teachers strike
EDMONTON — Alberta Premier Danielle Smith said Thursday, as thousands of striking teachers and their supporters chanted and shouted nearby, that she wants to form a commission on education when the pr...
www.stalbertgazette.com
October 17, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Fine I’ll go back to making license plates. I sense this is a skill I should learn
As UCP Leader & Your Premier, here is my official response to Albertan’s vocal criticism accusing me of politicalizing a government issued License Plate with UCP marketing slogans:
“Yah I’m just not seeing it”
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“Yah I’m just not seeing it”
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October 16, 2025 at 2:27 PM
As UCP Leader & Your Premier, here is my official response to Albertan’s vocal criticism accusing me of politicalizing a government issued License Plate with UCP marketing slogans:
“Yah I’m just not seeing it”
globalnews.ca/news/1147987...
“Yah I’m just not seeing it”
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Reposted by Danielle Smith Premier of Alberta 🌺 Parody
Lazy Canadian Intellectuals Misread the Global Energy Transition
@maxfawcett and I discuss a prominent economist's view that there is no energy transition.
The evidence and data say otherwise.
#ableg #canpoli #bcpoli
youtu.be/xJiQumbYHng
@maxfawcett and I discuss a prominent economist's view that there is no energy transition.
The evidence and data say otherwise.
#ableg #canpoli #bcpoli
youtu.be/xJiQumbYHng
Lazy Canadian Intellectuals Misread the Global Energy Transition
YouTube video by Energi Media
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October 11, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Dear PM @mark-carney.bsky.social
1. I said a wanna pipeline from AB to BC
2. Coastal First Nations? Who dat?
3. Your Major Projects Office accepts formal proposals to review for fast track. I DON’T EVEN HAVE A WRITTEN PROPOSAL but I did announce I’m gonna spend $15M to draft one
5. SO…SAY YES🤷🏻♀️
1. I said a wanna pipeline from AB to BC
2. Coastal First Nations? Who dat?
3. Your Major Projects Office accepts formal proposals to review for fast track. I DON’T EVEN HAVE A WRITTEN PROPOSAL but I did announce I’m gonna spend $15M to draft one
5. SO…SAY YES🤷🏻♀️
October 9, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Dear PM @mark-carney.bsky.social
1. I said a wanna pipeline from AB to BC
2. Coastal First Nations? Who dat?
3. Your Major Projects Office accepts formal proposals to review for fast track. I DON’T EVEN HAVE A WRITTEN PROPOSAL but I did announce I’m gonna spend $15M to draft one
5. SO…SAY YES🤷🏻♀️
1. I said a wanna pipeline from AB to BC
2. Coastal First Nations? Who dat?
3. Your Major Projects Office accepts formal proposals to review for fast track. I DON’T EVEN HAVE A WRITTEN PROPOSAL but I did announce I’m gonna spend $15M to draft one
5. SO…SAY YES🤷🏻♀️
Reposted by Danielle Smith Premier of Alberta 🌺 Parody
So if it's Canada's coast and not BC coast, is it Canadian oil and not Alberta oil?
@daniellesmithab.bsky.social @davidebybc.bsky.social
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@daniellesmithab.bsky.social @davidebybc.bsky.social
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'There is no B.C. coast. It's Canada's coast': Sask. premier supports Alta. pipeline proposal | CBC News
Sask. Premier Scott Moe repeated his support for the proposed pipeline between Alberta and the northern B.C. coast earlier this week by Alberta Premier Danielle Smith.
www.cbc.ca
October 8, 2025 at 2:32 AM
So if it's Canada's coast and not BC coast, is it Canadian oil and not Alberta oil?
@daniellesmithab.bsky.social @davidebybc.bsky.social
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
@daniellesmithab.bsky.social @davidebybc.bsky.social
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Plus on Monday I was in Montreal, QUEBEC…this being the 1st day of the historic ALBERTA Teacher’s Strike. Why would I stay here and be a leader? 🤷🏻♀️
While I’m here, I should ask the business community what ‘talks of Separation’ did for Montreal’s economy…or what’s left of it
#abpoli #ABteacherstrike
While I’m here, I should ask the business community what ‘talks of Separation’ did for Montreal’s economy…or what’s left of it
#abpoli #ABteacherstrike
October 7, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Plus on Monday I was in Montreal, QUEBEC…this being the 1st day of the historic ALBERTA Teacher’s Strike. Why would I stay here and be a leader? 🤷🏻♀️
While I’m here, I should ask the business community what ‘talks of Separation’ did for Montreal’s economy…or what’s left of it
#abpoli #ABteacherstrike
While I’m here, I should ask the business community what ‘talks of Separation’ did for Montreal’s economy…or what’s left of it
#abpoli #ABteacherstrike
October 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
The answer is an unequivocal YES!
YES today I announced plans to build an “excuse me” bitumen pipeline from AB oil sands straight through to the B.C. coast
YES I can confirm private industry is NOT on board
YES I am out of my fucking mind!
#abpoli #climatejustice
www.alberta.ca/release.cfm?...
YES today I announced plans to build an “excuse me” bitumen pipeline from AB oil sands straight through to the B.C. coast
YES I can confirm private industry is NOT on board
YES I am out of my fucking mind!
#abpoli #climatejustice
www.alberta.ca/release.cfm?...
October 1, 2025 at 9:03 PM
The answer is an unequivocal YES!
YES today I announced plans to build an “excuse me” bitumen pipeline from AB oil sands straight through to the B.C. coast
YES I can confirm private industry is NOT on board
YES I am out of my fucking mind!
#abpoli #climatejustice
www.alberta.ca/release.cfm?...
YES today I announced plans to build an “excuse me” bitumen pipeline from AB oil sands straight through to the B.C. coast
YES I can confirm private industry is NOT on board
YES I am out of my fucking mind!
#abpoli #climatejustice
www.alberta.ca/release.cfm?...
Truth and Reconciliation Sept 30th:
Just a quick note to self cause sometimes I forget to reconcile
And if you still don’t believe that I have Indigenous roots, then @aptnnews.bsky.social might have their story straight.
Reconciliation begins with truth I guess 🤷🏻♀️
www.aptnnews.ca/national-new...
Just a quick note to self cause sometimes I forget to reconcile
And if you still don’t believe that I have Indigenous roots, then @aptnnews.bsky.social might have their story straight.
Reconciliation begins with truth I guess 🤷🏻♀️
www.aptnnews.ca/national-new...
September 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Truth and Reconciliation Sept 30th:
Just a quick note to self cause sometimes I forget to reconcile
And if you still don’t believe that I have Indigenous roots, then @aptnnews.bsky.social might have their story straight.
Reconciliation begins with truth I guess 🤷🏻♀️
www.aptnnews.ca/national-new...
Just a quick note to self cause sometimes I forget to reconcile
And if you still don’t believe that I have Indigenous roots, then @aptnnews.bsky.social might have their story straight.
Reconciliation begins with truth I guess 🤷🏻♀️
www.aptnnews.ca/national-new...
Minister Nate Horner:
“I encourage ATA’s leadership to take time to meet with their members and gain clarity on what teachers are seeking out of a deal. Students and families deserve stability”
GAIN CLARITY?
I think Teachers just told us to go f—k ourselves!
That clear enough for ya Nate?
#abEd
“I encourage ATA’s leadership to take time to meet with their members and gain clarity on what teachers are seeking out of a deal. Students and families deserve stability”
GAIN CLARITY?
I think Teachers just told us to go f—k ourselves!
That clear enough for ya Nate?
#abEd
September 30, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Minister Nate Horner:
“I encourage ATA’s leadership to take time to meet with their members and gain clarity on what teachers are seeking out of a deal. Students and families deserve stability”
GAIN CLARITY?
I think Teachers just told us to go f—k ourselves!
That clear enough for ya Nate?
#abEd
“I encourage ATA’s leadership to take time to meet with their members and gain clarity on what teachers are seeking out of a deal. Students and families deserve stability”
GAIN CLARITY?
I think Teachers just told us to go f—k ourselves!
That clear enough for ya Nate?
#abEd
I’d like to get me one of these remotes! Can I get a “notwithstanding clause” button on mine plz? #abpoli
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September 19, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I’d like to get me one of these remotes! Can I get a “notwithstanding clause” button on mine plz? #abpoli
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ANNOUNCEMENT: In my commitment to deliberately cause harm while ostracizing & violating the personal privacy of ALL legal, Canadian permanent residents residing in Alberta, my government has rolled out our new #UCP Tramp Stamp on your Driver’s License ID ! You like?
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September 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
ANNOUNCEMENT: In my commitment to deliberately cause harm while ostracizing & violating the personal privacy of ALL legal, Canadian permanent residents residing in Alberta, my government has rolled out our new #UCP Tramp Stamp on your Driver’s License ID ! You like?
www.ctvnews.ca/calgary/arti...
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BREAKING! Prime Minister Carney announced first projects to be reviewed by new Major Projects Office to fast track nation building projects!
AND GUESS WHAT! Alberta failed to make the cut! My UCP didn’t have a plan and my big mouth failed to get us across the finish line! Whoops 🤷🏻♀️
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AND GUESS WHAT! Alberta failed to make the cut! My UCP didn’t have a plan and my big mouth failed to get us across the finish line! Whoops 🤷🏻♀️
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September 12, 2025 at 3:35 AM
BREAKING! Prime Minister Carney announced first projects to be reviewed by new Major Projects Office to fast track nation building projects!
AND GUESS WHAT! Alberta failed to make the cut! My UCP didn’t have a plan and my big mouth failed to get us across the finish line! Whoops 🤷🏻♀️
t.co/2qhuu732I9
AND GUESS WHAT! Alberta failed to make the cut! My UCP didn’t have a plan and my big mouth failed to get us across the finish line! Whoops 🤷🏻♀️
t.co/2qhuu732I9
ALBERTA’S TEACHERS STRIKE NOTICE TO TAKE EFFECT OCTOBER 6th ???
Huh. This makes me think
Alberta teachers are serious about this. 🤔 #abpoli #ableg
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Huh. This makes me think
Alberta teachers are serious about this. 🤔 #abpoli #ableg
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
September 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
ALBERTA’S TEACHERS STRIKE NOTICE TO TAKE EFFECT OCTOBER 6th ???
Huh. This makes me think
Alberta teachers are serious about this. 🤔 #abpoli #ableg
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Huh. This makes me think
Alberta teachers are serious about this. 🤔 #abpoli #ableg
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
OMG! Canadian Author @margaretatwood.bsky.social just gave a shout out to me (Rob Anderson) and my Alberta #UCP. Oh Margie you’re such a kidder! We aren’t burning books. We are just banning books silly 🤪
But if we were burning them, we will not pay the pollution tax on the emissions 👊 #abpoli
But if we were burning them, we will not pay the pollution tax on the emissions 👊 #abpoli
August 31, 2025 at 1:49 AM
OMG! Canadian Author @margaretatwood.bsky.social just gave a shout out to me (Rob Anderson) and my Alberta #UCP. Oh Margie you’re such a kidder! We aren’t burning books. We are just banning books silly 🤪
But if we were burning them, we will not pay the pollution tax on the emissions 👊 #abpoli
But if we were burning them, we will not pay the pollution tax on the emissions 👊 #abpoli