Danielle Lampton
@daniellelampton.bsky.social
A joke a day. Everyday, most days. And soccer and complaining.
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Never forget what they took away from you:
February 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Never forget what they took away from you:
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Something no one prepares you for:
Every boy child you have adds 5 sticks a week to your patio. What are all these branches?
Every boy child you have adds 5 sticks a week to your patio. What are all these branches?
February 5, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Something no one prepares you for:
Every boy child you have adds 5 sticks a week to your patio. What are all these branches?
Every boy child you have adds 5 sticks a week to your patio. What are all these branches?
Miss Frizzle’s Wario!!
LSU tips off against South Carolina at the top of the hour.
Kim Mulkey’s arrived dressed as Miss Frizzle’s Wario.
Kim Mulkey’s arrived dressed as Miss Frizzle’s Wario.
January 26, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Miss Frizzle’s Wario!!
Come home from a night out to LinkdIn requests instead of photo tags.
Ya girl is old!
Ya girl is old!
January 26, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Come home from a night out to LinkdIn requests instead of photo tags.
Ya girl is old!
Ya girl is old!
Kieran Culkin wins, the camera focuses in on Jeremy Strong. Kendall begins to silently sob, watching his younger brother finally get Logan’s blessing.
Sorry, what? The Oscars?
Sorry, what? The Oscars?
January 23, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Kieran Culkin wins, the camera focuses in on Jeremy Strong. Kendall begins to silently sob, watching his younger brother finally get Logan’s blessing.
Sorry, what? The Oscars?
Sorry, what? The Oscars?
Standby, we may have cause to become a fan…
The USMNT recorded a 3-0 win over Costa Rica, the team’s second consecutive win in less than a week.
@felipecardenas.bsky.social on how the team is adapting to Mauricio Pochettino’s high-intensity style of play ⤵️
www.nytimes.com/athletic/608...
@felipecardenas.bsky.social on how the team is adapting to Mauricio Pochettino’s high-intensity style of play ⤵️
www.nytimes.com/athletic/608...
January 23, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Standby, we may have cause to become a fan…
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the reason to explain that elon musk gave a nazi salute isn’t because it will win votes. the reason to do it is because elon musk gave a nazi salute at a presidential inauguration and that should be in the public record
January 23, 2025 at 3:12 AM
the reason to explain that elon musk gave a nazi salute isn’t because it will win votes. the reason to do it is because elon musk gave a nazi salute at a presidential inauguration and that should be in the public record
I’m sure this portends nothing and is not at all a part of any pattern at all.
January 19, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I’m sure this portends nothing and is not at all a part of any pattern at all.
all the outsiders of history have always had 4,000 word interviews in the New York Times!
Today the New York Times has ~4,000 words from Curtis Yarvin.
"I’m an outsider, man. I’m an intellectual."
"I’m an outsider, man. I’m an intellectual."
January 19, 2025 at 2:27 PM
all the outsiders of history have always had 4,000 word interviews in the New York Times!
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"Po' me out at the Madison TopGolf." -Somebody's late uncle in Central Mississippi
TopGolf has been open in Mississippi for less than a month and we’ve already got a death certificate in the damn lost and found.
January 19, 2025 at 1:34 PM
"Po' me out at the Madison TopGolf." -Somebody's late uncle in Central Mississippi
As I learned recently at my first Pens game: BOOOO CON-NOR MC-DA-VID CLAP CLAP CLAP
Connor McDavid’s second NHL suspension is likely coming after the Oilers captain was assessed a match penalty for cross-checking Conor Garland in the dying seconds of a 3-2 road loss Saturday.
Oilers’ Connor McDavid faces likely suspension after cross-checking Canucks’ Conor Garland
The captain was assessed a match penalty for the incident, which comes with an automatic suspension pending a review by the commissioner.
www.nytimes.com
January 19, 2025 at 1:35 PM
As I learned recently at my first Pens game: BOOOO CON-NOR MC-DA-VID CLAP CLAP CLAP
TopGolf has been open in Mississippi for less than a month and we’ve already got a death certificate in the damn lost and found.
January 19, 2025 at 1:26 PM
TopGolf has been open in Mississippi for less than a month and we’ve already got a death certificate in the damn lost and found.
Don’t send me a gumbo recipe, drop off some of the frozen gumbo your mama brought you.
January 18, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Don’t send me a gumbo recipe, drop off some of the frozen gumbo your mama brought you.
Everything I learn about David Lynch only makes him cooler
I’m watching David Lynch’s “The Straight Story” (1999) and this farm dude is wearing a Jackson Generals hat
January 18, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Everything I learn about David Lynch only makes him cooler
My undergrad hired an MBA as President, let him fire a professor for an email subject line on the basis of a policy that does not exist, and is now acting shocked by alumni and current student outcry.
They’re having to read these emails with a dictionary in hand! The children Sandy Zale raised!
They’re having to read these emails with a dictionary in hand! The children Sandy Zale raised!
January 16, 2025 at 4:34 PM
My undergrad hired an MBA as President, let him fire a professor for an email subject line on the basis of a policy that does not exist, and is now acting shocked by alumni and current student outcry.
They’re having to read these emails with a dictionary in hand! The children Sandy Zale raised!
They’re having to read these emails with a dictionary in hand! The children Sandy Zale raised!
I’m a fan for life
As the crowd booed Danielle Collins while she took the mic for her post-match interview after beating Destanee Aiava at the Australian Open, she told the hostile throng that she was thinking of that “big fat pay check” on her way to victory.
🔗 nyti.ms/3WnCIXP
🔗 nyti.ms/3WnCIXP
January 16, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I’m a fan for life
This reminds me of how few men, especially straight married men, engage in actual conversations with women. Even with their own wives. And this spans the political spectrum.
If you only speak to a woman to extract labor or do logistics, 🤷🏻♀️
Marilyn Frye is right and it is so depressing.
If you only speak to a woman to extract labor or do logistics, 🤷🏻♀️
Marilyn Frye is right and it is so depressing.
January 16, 2025 at 1:31 PM
This reminds me of how few men, especially straight married men, engage in actual conversations with women. Even with their own wives. And this spans the political spectrum.
If you only speak to a woman to extract labor or do logistics, 🤷🏻♀️
Marilyn Frye is right and it is so depressing.
If you only speak to a woman to extract labor or do logistics, 🤷🏻♀️
Marilyn Frye is right and it is so depressing.
I honestly believe I could convince a raccoon to be my soft, fluffy, panda pet
January 16, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I honestly believe I could convince a raccoon to be my soft, fluffy, panda pet
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These pieces all seem to make the same weird conflation between what you, as an individual, should do and what Democrats, as a political party, should do.
Like yes we should be kind to our neighbors and engage (within reason) with people who think differently. But that's not a political strategy.
Like yes we should be kind to our neighbors and engage (within reason) with people who think differently. But that's not a political strategy.
December 11, 2024 at 10:26 PM
These pieces all seem to make the same weird conflation between what you, as an individual, should do and what Democrats, as a political party, should do.
Like yes we should be kind to our neighbors and engage (within reason) with people who think differently. But that's not a political strategy.
Like yes we should be kind to our neighbors and engage (within reason) with people who think differently. But that's not a political strategy.
These three will spend the entire time talking about how they definitely totally do bow hunt wild bison and men need to be men only eat eggs and it’s time for t shirts to only be tight on your biceps and neck that’s how you know you’re a real boy destined to orbit Mars for sure we all agree bow hunt
NEW: Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos and Mark Zuckerberg will sit together Monday at Trump's inauguration, on the platform in a prominent spot with Trump's Cabinet nominees. www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...
Insert your own symbolism here.
Insert your own symbolism here.
Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos and Mark Zuckberg to attend Trump's inauguration
The three will be seated together on the inauguration platform with other prominent guests.
www.nbcnews.com
January 16, 2025 at 2:05 AM
These three will spend the entire time talking about how they definitely totally do bow hunt wild bison and men need to be men only eat eggs and it’s time for t shirts to only be tight on your biceps and neck that’s how you know you’re a real boy destined to orbit Mars for sure we all agree bow hunt
“Why don’t you just get off social media?”
Because then I’d have to start journaling and I’d rather not find out journaling improves my mental health. I already got the unfortunate news about walking outside.
Because then I’d have to start journaling and I’d rather not find out journaling improves my mental health. I already got the unfortunate news about walking outside.
January 15, 2025 at 5:48 PM
“Why don’t you just get off social media?”
Because then I’d have to start journaling and I’d rather not find out journaling improves my mental health. I already got the unfortunate news about walking outside.
Because then I’d have to start journaling and I’d rather not find out journaling improves my mental health. I already got the unfortunate news about walking outside.
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i hate these tech freaks so much. shut up about politics and go make me a little computer.
January 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
i hate these tech freaks so much. shut up about politics and go make me a little computer.
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Thomas, leaning forward so fast he bumps his mic and knocks it over:
no it’s so much more than that
no it’s so much more than that
January 15, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Thomas, leaning forward so fast he bumps his mic and knocks it over:
no it’s so much more than that
no it’s so much more than that