Danielle Lampton
daniellelampton.bsky.social
Danielle Lampton
@daniellelampton.bsky.social
A joke a day. Everyday, most days. And soccer and complaining.
Kieran Culkin wins, the camera focuses in on Jeremy Strong. Kendall begins to silently sob, watching his younger brother finally get Logan’s blessing.

Sorry, what? The Oscars?
January 23, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I’m sure this portends nothing and is not at all a part of any pattern at all.
January 19, 2025 at 6:49 PM
TopGolf has been open in Mississippi for less than a month and we’ve already got a death certificate in the damn lost and found.
January 19, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Oh my god, The Pittsburgh Penguins. Guys! No one told me about hockey!
January 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
But y’all don’t wanna hear me you just wanna dance
January 3, 2025 at 4:20 PM
“You will be visited by three spirits.”
December 25, 2024 at 3:12 AM
Can’t wait to watch this streaming on my TV!
December 24, 2024 at 3:08 PM
“He was 43, she was 17. The image is startling, possibly illegal.” So, there just aren’t editors anymore?

I love his writing but, damn, imagine liking Blood fucking Meridian this much
December 18, 2024 at 11:26 PM
Excel is giving the girls absolute HELL.
November 25, 2024 at 2:58 PM