Dan Hanke
@danhanke.bsky.social
“living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see” JFK, X, MLK, RFK, Bill Hicks, Smedley Butler, George Carlin, John Lennon, Fred Hampton, Kathleen Zellner & Jyn Erso are my heroes
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Dan Hanke
@danhanke.bsky.social
· Jan 6
How I got red pilled in no particular order: JFK And The Unspeakable by James Douglass; A Lie Too Big To Fail by Lisa Pease ; The Devils Chessboard by David Talbot; Thy Will Be Done by Gerard Colby and Charlotte Dennett; Brothers: The Hidden History Of The Kennedy Years By David Talbot;
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ICE getting tailed like it’s a heist movie. Chicago is turning the tables.
October 9, 2025 at 10:39 AM
ICE getting tailed like it’s a heist movie. Chicago is turning the tables.
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So if you’re wondering why the U.S. government is ignoring the Israeli military as it reportedly kidnapped, tortured, and beat U.S. citizen Chris Smalls, I want you to understand one thing—this is not a glitch in American foreign policy.
This is the policy.
This is the policy.
July 31, 2025 at 9:20 PM
So if you’re wondering why the U.S. government is ignoring the Israeli military as it reportedly kidnapped, tortured, and beat U.S. citizen Chris Smalls, I want you to understand one thing—this is not a glitch in American foreign policy.
This is the policy.
This is the policy.
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DOJ Removes All Mentions Of Justice From Website
DOJ Removes All Mentions Of Justice From Website
WASHINGTON—In the latest of a series of escalations in President Donald Trump’s highly publicized war on “woke,” the U.S. Department of Justice reportedly removed all mentions of justice from its webs...
theonion.com
July 15, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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July 15, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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So Ghislaine Maxwell is serving 20 years for trafficking girls to nobody?!?!
July 7, 2025 at 5:03 AM
So Ghislaine Maxwell is serving 20 years for trafficking girls to nobody?!?!
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Imperial Hypocrisy About "Terrorism" Hits Its Most Absurd Point Yet
“Terrorist” just means “anyone who inconveniences the empire in any way.” It really is that simple.
www.caitlinjohnst.one/p/imperial-h...
“Terrorist” just means “anyone who inconveniences the empire in any way.” It really is that simple.
www.caitlinjohnst.one/p/imperial-h...
Imperial Hypocrisy About "Terrorism" Hits Its Most Absurd Point Yet
Listen to a reading of this article (reading by Tim Foley):
www.caitlinjohnst.one
July 8, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Imperial Hypocrisy About "Terrorism" Hits Its Most Absurd Point Yet
“Terrorist” just means “anyone who inconveniences the empire in any way.” It really is that simple.
www.caitlinjohnst.one/p/imperial-h...
“Terrorist” just means “anyone who inconveniences the empire in any way.” It really is that simple.
www.caitlinjohnst.one/p/imperial-h...
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Bezos Wedding Guests Delighted By Amazon Worker With Ring Tied To Collar Crawling Down Aisle theonion.com/bezos-w...
Bezos Wedding Guests Delighted By Amazon Worker With Ring Tied To Collar Crawling Down Aisle
VENICE, ITALY—Smiling at the couple’s lighthearted twist on a traditional ring bearer, guests at the wedding of Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez were reportedly delighted this week by the sight of an Amazon worker with a ring tied to his collar crawling down the aisle. “Oh my gosh, my heart is melting—such a good boy,” […]
theonion.com
June 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Bezos Wedding Guests Delighted By Amazon Worker With Ring Tied To Collar Crawling Down Aisle theonion.com/bezos-w...
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If I Don't Get My Medium-Rare Shell Steak With Roasted Vegetables In The Next 10 Minutes, The Terrorists Have Already Won theonion.com/if-i-do...
June 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
If I Don't Get My Medium-Rare Shell Steak With Roasted Vegetables In The Next 10 Minutes, The Terrorists Have Already Won theonion.com/if-i-do...
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Congress, Now More Than Ever, We Need Your Cowardice
June 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Congress, Now More Than Ever, We Need Your Cowardice
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Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started
June 13, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started
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Elon Musk Pushes Child Aside On Way To Escape Pods As Starbase Collapses
theonion.com/elon-mu...
theonion.com/elon-mu...
May 9, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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The first indication that space colonization is fiction is that they’re talking about turning an uninhabitable desert planet into a thriving biosphere while we’re turning our own thriving biosphere into an uninhabitable desert planet.
May 7, 2025 at 10:29 PM
The first indication that space colonization is fiction is that they’re talking about turning an uninhabitable desert planet into a thriving biosphere while we’re turning our own thriving biosphere into an uninhabitable desert planet.
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Red Wolf pup sighting! 🐺
About two weeks ago, Red Wolf Oak gave birth to pups in her den but we didn't have confirmed sightings until Monday night. Under the cover of darkness, Oak moved her pups, one at a time, from the den to another location in her enclosure.
Stay tuned for updates!
About two weeks ago, Red Wolf Oak gave birth to pups in her den but we didn't have confirmed sightings until Monday night. Under the cover of darkness, Oak moved her pups, one at a time, from the den to another location in her enclosure.
Stay tuned for updates!
May 8, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Red Wolf pup sighting! 🐺
About two weeks ago, Red Wolf Oak gave birth to pups in her den but we didn't have confirmed sightings until Monday night. Under the cover of darkness, Oak moved her pups, one at a time, from the den to another location in her enclosure.
Stay tuned for updates!
About two weeks ago, Red Wolf Oak gave birth to pups in her den but we didn't have confirmed sightings until Monday night. Under the cover of darkness, Oak moved her pups, one at a time, from the den to another location in her enclosure.
Stay tuned for updates!
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Autism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/autism-...
May 6, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Autism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/autism-...
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Your moment of wild beauty ❤️
May 7, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Your moment of wild beauty ❤️
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Something to remind you
It's a world worth saving
It's a world worth saving
May 7, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Something to remind you
It's a world worth saving
It's a world worth saving
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Raising pups takes a village. Mexican gray wolf Trumpet is doing most of the work right now because the pups are nursing, but dad Lighthawk is never too far away. We've seen him bring Trumpet food, rest near the den entrance - he's supporting his family any way he can.
We love you, Lighthawk!
We love you, Lighthawk!
April 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Raising pups takes a village. Mexican gray wolf Trumpet is doing most of the work right now because the pups are nursing, but dad Lighthawk is never too far away. We've seen him bring Trumpet food, rest near the den entrance - he's supporting his family any way he can.
We love you, Lighthawk!
We love you, Lighthawk!
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We Are Trapped In A Dystopia That Is Ruled By Lunatics
They’re ripping kids in half right in front of us and telling us we need to be mad at Kneecap and Ms Rachel.
www.caitlinjohnst.one/p/we-are-tra...
They’re ripping kids in half right in front of us and telling us we need to be mad at Kneecap and Ms Rachel.
www.caitlinjohnst.one/p/we-are-tra...
We Are Trapped In A Dystopia That Is Ruled By Lunatics
Notes From The Edge Of The Narrative Matrix
www.caitlinjohnst.one
April 27, 2025 at 1:51 AM
We Are Trapped In A Dystopia That Is Ruled By Lunatics
They’re ripping kids in half right in front of us and telling us we need to be mad at Kneecap and Ms Rachel.
www.caitlinjohnst.one/p/we-are-tra...
They’re ripping kids in half right in front of us and telling us we need to be mad at Kneecap and Ms Rachel.
www.caitlinjohnst.one/p/we-are-tra...
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#BillionairesShouldNotExist
Thiel is why J.D. Vance became a U.S. Senator & why he is now Vice President.
Thiel is why J.D. Vance became a U.S. Senator & why he is now Vice President.
April 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
#BillionairesShouldNotExist
Thiel is why J.D. Vance became a U.S. Senator & why he is now Vice President.
Thiel is why J.D. Vance became a U.S. Senator & why he is now Vice President.
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April 27, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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I went to El Salvador hoping to meet with Kilmar and check on his well-being, and I had the chance to do that last night.
Our courts have been clear: this was an ILLEGAL abduction. I’m speaking now about my meeting with Kilmar and our work to bring him home:
Our courts have been clear: this was an ILLEGAL abduction. I’m speaking now about my meeting with Kilmar and our work to bring him home:
Van Hollen Holds Media Availability at Dulles Upon Return from El Salvador
YouTube video by Senator Chris Van Hollen
www.youtube.com
April 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I went to El Salvador hoping to meet with Kilmar and check on his well-being, and I had the chance to do that last night.
Our courts have been clear: this was an ILLEGAL abduction. I’m speaking now about my meeting with Kilmar and our work to bring him home:
Our courts have been clear: this was an ILLEGAL abduction. I’m speaking now about my meeting with Kilmar and our work to bring him home: