Dane Bernardo
@danebernardo.bsky.social
I did like two good tweets in fourteen years so I wouldn’t get your hopes up.
The “available records” were Sundar Pichai’s doodles from a seminar Eddie Taubensee once guest spoke at
February 18, 2026 at 5:27 PM
The “available records” were Sundar Pichai’s doodles from a seminar Eddie Taubensee once guest spoke at
uhhhh this might be one of the wildest sports stats of my life
February 18, 2026 at 1:38 PM
uhhhh this might be one of the wildest sports stats of my life
And it’s unbelievably annoying now, and that’s coming from a strict rule adhering person
February 15, 2026 at 1:37 PM
And it’s unbelievably annoying now, and that’s coming from a strict rule adhering person
Like keepers coming off their line early for PKs which is now hyper enforced
February 15, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Like keepers coming off their line early for PKs which is now hyper enforced
goal as a father is to raise my kid to be like the girl in pink. every glass wall only pushes her faster
February 15, 2026 at 4:05 AM
goal as a father is to raise my kid to be like the girl in pink. every glass wall only pushes her faster
This ties into my (frankly insane) Olympics take: if I won gold in luge or skeleton or whatever where every person is within a half a second I’d kinda be like, cool, ok, sure. Tomorrow I might have been dead last.
February 13, 2026 at 1:26 PM
This ties into my (frankly insane) Olympics take: if I won gold in luge or skeleton or whatever where every person is within a half a second I’d kinda be like, cool, ok, sure. Tomorrow I might have been dead last.
asmr voice: “Caravans”
February 10, 2026 at 5:58 PM
asmr voice: “Caravans”
The clip of Papi and Vladdy Jr. cackling while saying “Daaaaaa Janquiee Looooooooo” is my favorite baseball thing for years
February 9, 2026 at 7:17 PM
The clip of Papi and Vladdy Jr. cackling while saying “Daaaaaa Janquiee Looooooooo” is my favorite baseball thing for years
well SOMEONE blew it
February 9, 2026 at 3:41 AM
well SOMEONE blew it
Reposted by Dane Bernardo
Jason Myers hoisting the MVP and running this iconic quote back but with the exact opposite tone.
February 9, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Jason Myers hoisting the MVP and running this iconic quote back but with the exact opposite tone.
And the sight gag of human performer absolutely yeeting a muppet
February 8, 2026 at 3:50 AM
And the sight gag of human performer absolutely yeeting a muppet
Tired: Boxall is going to fight him
Wired: Boxall will now have 10 goals off his set pieces, become best friends
Wired: Boxall will now have 10 goals off his set pieces, become best friends
February 5, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Tired: Boxall is going to fight him
Wired: Boxall will now have 10 goals off his set pieces, become best friends
Wired: Boxall will now have 10 goals off his set pieces, become best friends
extremely pleased to report the show is very funny
February 2, 2026 at 3:14 AM
extremely pleased to report the show is very funny
They put his gross ass dad on tv within 24 hours of ID. Said how proud he was of his brave murdering oaf son
January 31, 2026 at 2:09 AM
They put his gross ass dad on tv within 24 hours of ID. Said how proud he was of his brave murdering oaf son
Higher ups: please give us a physical copy of 22 Goals
January 30, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Higher ups: please give us a physical copy of 22 Goals
presuming don garber is aware there’s a team in Minnesota. Big if
January 30, 2026 at 3:41 AM
presuming don garber is aware there’s a team in Minnesota. Big if