Dane Bernardo
@danebernardo.bsky.social
I did like two good tweets in fourteen years so I wouldn’t get your hopes up.
Post-Endgame story development
December 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Post-Endgame story development
Can someone with better skills than me make a Pablo edition
October 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Can someone with better skills than me make a Pablo edition
This gets used every Sunday
September 22, 2025 at 12:59 AM
This gets used every Sunday
I call this one “Guys I was CERTAIN were the next Maddux”
September 2, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I call this one “Guys I was CERTAIN were the next Maddux”
I know what that sounds like
July 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I know what that sounds like
I hope you got to use that tent big man.
July 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I hope you got to use that tent big man.
June 16, 2025 at 11:09 PM
You, a casual: Superman, cool!
Me, an intellectual: this portrayal will heal the Earth
Me, an intellectual: this portrayal will heal the Earth
December 19, 2024 at 2:21 PM
You, a casual: Superman, cool!
Me, an intellectual: this portrayal will heal the Earth
Me, an intellectual: this portrayal will heal the Earth
every attempt to remove the two-year-old from her carseat
November 15, 2024 at 4:13 PM
every attempt to remove the two-year-old from her carseat
both of my emotions watching the toddler twirl spaghetti with a fork for the first time
December 1, 2023 at 2:14 AM
both of my emotions watching the toddler twirl spaghetti with a fork for the first time