Berks of Delights
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Creative and cute. Not my words, Carol. The words of an Etsy marketing email.
Design, Illustration, Gardens, Furniture, not AI. Ever. English in New England. Low T Man, High Tea Man.
Let's get tonight's horror show on the road...
Design, Illustration, Gardens, Furniture, not AI. Ever. English in New England. Low T Man, High Tea Man.
Let's get tonight's horror show on the road...
Pinned
In the first story in From Beyond the Grave, there's a short sequence illustrating the passage of time as new tenants take on a flat, and Tony Curtis gets to design / dress three additional sets. And we go teak - rosewood - chrome...
Just saw 'people being familiar with tech' described as being 'a digital native' and so now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go out and do a 'mass violence'.
Imagine using that in a sentence, though.
"Can you figure out notification settings on my phone?"
"Of course, I'm a digital native"
" "
Imagine using that in a sentence, though.
"Can you figure out notification settings on my phone?"
"Of course, I'm a digital native"
" "
November 18, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Just saw 'people being familiar with tech' described as being 'a digital native' and so now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go out and do a 'mass violence'.
Imagine using that in a sentence, though.
"Can you figure out notification settings on my phone?"
"Of course, I'm a digital native"
" "
Imagine using that in a sentence, though.
"Can you figure out notification settings on my phone?"
"Of course, I'm a digital native"
" "
When you think that pickleball is for bellends…
and then see this…
and then see this…
November 18, 2025 at 9:50 PM
When you think that pickleball is for bellends…
and then see this…
and then see this…
Finally got hold of auction house people who’ve said it’s fine to collect the car in the evening, they’ll “just leave the paperwork and keys in it in the parking lot”.
I feel like a Key Safe might be the answer here, rather than ‘might get stolen, might not’.
I feel like a Key Safe might be the answer here, rather than ‘might get stolen, might not’.
November 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Finally got hold of auction house people who’ve said it’s fine to collect the car in the evening, they’ll “just leave the paperwork and keys in it in the parking lot”.
I feel like a Key Safe might be the answer here, rather than ‘might get stolen, might not’.
I feel like a Key Safe might be the answer here, rather than ‘might get stolen, might not’.
Today was warmer. 6 degrees warmer. Meaning it was still minus 1.
Much nose blowing.
Much nose blowing.
November 18, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Today was warmer. 6 degrees warmer. Meaning it was still minus 1.
Much nose blowing.
Much nose blowing.
I do enjoy real estate agents beginning a listing with 'easy living in this...' like the vapid cunts have never heard of capitalism which exists purely to ensure that living is as far from easy as humanly possible....
November 18, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I do enjoy real estate agents beginning a listing with 'easy living in this...' like the vapid cunts have never heard of capitalism which exists purely to ensure that living is as far from easy as humanly possible....
Perfect listing photo. No notes.
November 18, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Perfect listing photo. No notes.
Trying to be interested in the football tonight, but instead looking at new dramas I could watch, with my options being:
1) ‘…making them realise nothing will be the same again’
Or
2) ‘…until they realise things are not how they seem’
1) ‘…making them realise nothing will be the same again’
Or
2) ‘…until they realise things are not how they seem’
November 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Trying to be interested in the football tonight, but instead looking at new dramas I could watch, with my options being:
1) ‘…making them realise nothing will be the same again’
Or
2) ‘…until they realise things are not how they seem’
1) ‘…making them realise nothing will be the same again’
Or
2) ‘…until they realise things are not how they seem’
I presume that Coke have cobbled their Christmas ad together with AI again this year as it looks dogshit. With some uncanny valley waxiness, and trucks sliding sideways as well as forwards.
Or perhaps it’s just dogshit CGI.
To cut a long story short, it’s all just dogshit.
Or perhaps it’s just dogshit CGI.
To cut a long story short, it’s all just dogshit.
November 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I presume that Coke have cobbled their Christmas ad together with AI again this year as it looks dogshit. With some uncanny valley waxiness, and trucks sliding sideways as well as forwards.
Or perhaps it’s just dogshit CGI.
To cut a long story short, it’s all just dogshit.
Or perhaps it’s just dogshit CGI.
To cut a long story short, it’s all just dogshit.
When you buy a 'New Without Tags' sweater on Ebay, receive it, and suspect it's not 'New Without Tags' because the elbows have been buffed to a high gloss and the cuffs have been so stretched that you think someone may have been wearing it as a pair of trousers instead...
November 17, 2025 at 11:46 PM
When you buy a 'New Without Tags' sweater on Ebay, receive it, and suspect it's not 'New Without Tags' because the elbows have been buffed to a high gloss and the cuffs have been so stretched that you think someone may have been wearing it as a pair of trousers instead...
Oscar Wilde is at it again, lads.
I don’t know why FB continues with these fruitless attempts to get me to follow.
Best just change those interaction settings as we’re at the stage of BlueSky now where his Stans will be here.
I don’t know why FB continues with these fruitless attempts to get me to follow.
Best just change those interaction settings as we’re at the stage of BlueSky now where his Stans will be here.
November 17, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Oscar Wilde is at it again, lads.
I don’t know why FB continues with these fruitless attempts to get me to follow.
Best just change those interaction settings as we’re at the stage of BlueSky now where his Stans will be here.
I don’t know why FB continues with these fruitless attempts to get me to follow.
Best just change those interaction settings as we’re at the stage of BlueSky now where his Stans will be here.
Half an hour of attempted leaf collecting. Can confirm it does indeed feel like minus 7.
November 17, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Half an hour of attempted leaf collecting. Can confirm it does indeed feel like minus 7.
While rummaging about online I discovered there was a Quebecois Taskmaster.
Difficult to imagine the tasks not involving leather trousers, leopard print tops, driving 30mph over the speed limit and half over the centre line, all while not tipping.
Difficult to imagine the tasks not involving leather trousers, leopard print tops, driving 30mph over the speed limit and half over the centre line, all while not tipping.
November 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
While rummaging about online I discovered there was a Quebecois Taskmaster.
Difficult to imagine the tasks not involving leather trousers, leopard print tops, driving 30mph over the speed limit and half over the centre line, all while not tipping.
Difficult to imagine the tasks not involving leather trousers, leopard print tops, driving 30mph over the speed limit and half over the centre line, all while not tipping.
List 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong
1) Boring furniture
2) Boring trees
3) Boring compaining
4) Not being able to count
1) Boring furniture
2) Boring trees
3) Boring compaining
4) Not being able to count
List 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong
1) Unhinged rants
2) Gin
3) The pops
1) Unhinged rants
2) Gin
3) The pops
list 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong x
1) The Lax Animal
2) Disposable bbqs
3) the devils green minions (I’m not writing that word)
1) The Lax Animal
2) Disposable bbqs
3) the devils green minions (I’m not writing that word)
November 17, 2025 at 7:26 PM
List 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong
1) Boring furniture
2) Boring trees
3) Boring compaining
4) Not being able to count
1) Boring furniture
2) Boring trees
3) Boring compaining
4) Not being able to count
Sanding and cleaning down the edges of the new veneer. And, let me tell you…it’s very very boring work. All the whimsical library music in the world couldn’t make this look fun…
November 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Sanding and cleaning down the edges of the new veneer. And, let me tell you…it’s very very boring work. All the whimsical library music in the world couldn’t make this look fun…
"HELLO. WELCOME TO CAT. HOW CAN I HELP?"
November 17, 2025 at 3:44 AM
"HELLO. WELCOME TO CAT. HOW CAN I HELP?"
Oh good. MGM legal department aggressively going at my Etsy store this evening, citing lots of things that I actually haven't done, and Etsy rolling over to have their tummy tickled...despite the whole 'haven't done the things they're claiming' shit.
November 17, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Oh good. MGM legal department aggressively going at my Etsy store this evening, citing lots of things that I actually haven't done, and Etsy rolling over to have their tummy tickled...despite the whole 'haven't done the things they're claiming' shit.
I see the latest ChatGPT TV ad is working from a position of ‘maps, guidebooks and the internet don’t exist’.
It’s all just ‘looking something up’ but with a 90% chance of it all being wrong.
It’s all just ‘looking something up’ but with a 90% chance of it all being wrong.
November 17, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I see the latest ChatGPT TV ad is working from a position of ‘maps, guidebooks and the internet don’t exist’.
It’s all just ‘looking something up’ but with a 90% chance of it all being wrong.
It’s all just ‘looking something up’ but with a 90% chance of it all being wrong.
Me reading your posts
November 16, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Me reading your posts
Awww. Poor chap. Some lead tonic and a bath with leeches should sort that out.
November 16, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Awww. Poor chap. Some lead tonic and a bath with leeches should sort that out.
*looks out of window at wild blizzard*
Sure thing, phone.
Sure thing, phone.
November 16, 2025 at 6:10 PM
*looks out of window at wild blizzard*
Sure thing, phone.
Sure thing, phone.
*stares as Duracell go max racist for the festive season*
“And remember, Karen, your kids’ toys COULD be powered by batteries made in *disgusted face as camera zooms in on the word ‘Indonesia*. That’s right, Karen. Brown people batteries, and nobody wants that! Ours are made here in the US of A”
“And remember, Karen, your kids’ toys COULD be powered by batteries made in *disgusted face as camera zooms in on the word ‘Indonesia*. That’s right, Karen. Brown people batteries, and nobody wants that! Ours are made here in the US of A”
November 16, 2025 at 6:06 PM
*stares as Duracell go max racist for the festive season*
“And remember, Karen, your kids’ toys COULD be powered by batteries made in *disgusted face as camera zooms in on the word ‘Indonesia*. That’s right, Karen. Brown people batteries, and nobody wants that! Ours are made here in the US of A”
“And remember, Karen, your kids’ toys COULD be powered by batteries made in *disgusted face as camera zooms in on the word ‘Indonesia*. That’s right, Karen. Brown people batteries, and nobody wants that! Ours are made here in the US of A”
American advertisers have once again gone with ‘Santa but fuckable’ for a whole slew of TV spots this year.
Odd to consider that the guy who comes down the chimney might also cuck you with your partner as he empties his sack and…
Odd to consider that the guy who comes down the chimney might also cuck you with your partner as he empties his sack and…
November 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
American advertisers have once again gone with ‘Santa but fuckable’ for a whole slew of TV spots this year.
Odd to consider that the guy who comes down the chimney might also cuck you with your partner as he empties his sack and…
Odd to consider that the guy who comes down the chimney might also cuck you with your partner as he empties his sack and…
*bad windows orgasm*
November 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
*bad windows orgasm*
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Kurt Warner in the studio wearing a blue shirt with a grey suit and an olive green tie.
The colour wheel didn’t die for THIS!
The colour wheel didn’t die for THIS!
November 16, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Kurt Warner in the studio wearing a blue shirt with a grey suit and an olive green tie.
The colour wheel didn’t die for THIS!
The colour wheel didn’t die for THIS!