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Berks of Delights
@dandyandafop.bsky.social
Creative and cute. Not my words, Carol. The words of an Etsy marketing email.

Design, Illustration, Gardens, Furniture, not AI. Ever. English in New England. Low T Man, High Tea Man.

Let's get tonight's horror show on the road...
The magic is in the salt. Nutritious flavorful salt.
November 14, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I’ve so far avoided that one. Flipping between UK and US TV. I am however ready to scream if I see the Dawn French M&S ad again. Somehow I’ve remained a John Lewis virgin…
November 14, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Thank you! Took me bloomin’ ages to find ones I liked this year.
November 14, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Too cold too soon, too. I want that on the record.
November 14, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Perhaps you mistook it for a dumpster or Metal Mickey?

I had to double take to figure out what on earth was lurking in the corner of that room…
November 13, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Oh gawd, that's quite something. I'd kill for those gardens, locations and exterior.

Inside is...'eccentric'.

Jukebox in the kitchen is it?
November 13, 2025 at 11:10 PM
They’d better or else they’ll get a damned good thrashing…
November 13, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Waffenly versatile.
November 13, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Thankfully it was VERY lost, and was for someone way across the other side of town, otherwise…yeah…’totes awks’ as the youth say.

It was carefully taped back up and handed back to the post office. Without any smirking. Well, not much.
November 13, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Fingertips still like ice.

Experiment: failed.

I thought there might be some creeping warmth.
November 13, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I thought I was going to get to the end ‘relatively’ unscathed, but then they said they’d made a section of the house a retreat for people going through the same thing…and I knew I was done. What a wonderful pair they were.
November 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Thank you!
November 13, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Life being so unrelentingly shit to people, and people being unrelentingly brave and stoic.

Oooft. That was a full box of tissues.
November 13, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Perfection!
November 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I’ve never grown weary of America calling trousers ‘pants’ and their bums ‘fannies’.

Every time, without fail, like a child.
November 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Shush. Don’t manifest her. She’ll appear. Like a confused, cold and judgmental Candy Man.
November 13, 2025 at 6:26 PM