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Berks of Delights
@dandyandafop.bsky.social
Creative and cute. Not my words, Carol. The words of an Etsy marketing email.

Design, Illustration, Gardens, Furniture, not AI. Ever. English in New England. Low T Man, High Tea Man.

Let's get tonight's horror show on the road...
When you think that pickleball is for bellends…

and then see this…
November 18, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Today was warmer. 6 degrees warmer. Meaning it was still minus 1.

Much nose blowing.
November 18, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Perfect listing photo. No notes.
November 18, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Oscar Wilde is at it again, lads.

I don’t know why FB continues with these fruitless attempts to get me to follow.

Best just change those interaction settings as we’re at the stage of BlueSky now where his Stans will be here.
November 17, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Half an hour of attempted leaf collecting. Can confirm it does indeed feel like minus 7.
November 17, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Bit of casual racism for you, there...
November 17, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Sanding and cleaning down the edges of the new veneer. And, let me tell you…it’s very very boring work. All the whimsical library music in the world couldn’t make this look fun…
November 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM
"HELLO. WELCOME TO CAT. HOW CAN I HELP?"
November 17, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Me reading your posts
November 16, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Awww. Poor chap. Some lead tonic and a bath with leeches should sort that out.
November 16, 2025 at 9:01 PM
*looks out of window at wild blizzard*

Sure thing, phone.
November 16, 2025 at 6:10 PM
*bad windows orgasm*
November 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Star Wars After Dark
November 16, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Typical. I finally get the join perfect on the very last strip…
November 16, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Some sexy down-with-the-kids Saturday night fun…
November 15, 2025 at 10:26 PM
November 15, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I’ve been worrying about this for a while. I just don’t know…
November 15, 2025 at 4:31 PM
To prove I'm not motivated to do idiotic things by my moods, I bought speakers at 3am after a meltdown...then had to collect Mr Loons' ashes this morning, so figured i might as well continue the streak and bought a work vehicle at auction. Got to go and see what a dreadful mistake I've made.
November 15, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Still have to finish the lower drawer edges, but the United tallboy is done. I ‘may’ also have to revisit the top drawers, maybe go darker. So difficult to tell in the garage with multiple very bright and reflective light sources. The phone camera also makes it all look worse.

I miss daylight.
November 14, 2025 at 10:47 PM
November 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I just saw this on ebay, so now you have to.

Like Ronnie Corbett and the Sixth Doctor had a Star Trek transporter accident.
November 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
On Wednesday I was out to dinner at a neutral / kid friendly place to suit all parties. Part of a 'group' of restaurants owned by the same people, all wildly successful. Food was shit. Like when I've had to eat at the others. Don't underestimate how much the public are willing to embrace 'the worst'
November 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The Russians and Nigerians are now trying to scam people who were born in 1878.
November 14, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I was ‘this evening’ years old when I found out that you can buy a G Plan 62 chair from John Lewis. A new one. Cheaper than an old one. I had no idea they were back in production. Now excuse me while I check the exchange rate and the size of mother’s suitcase…
November 14, 2025 at 7:05 AM
November 14, 2025 at 1:52 AM