Danderson
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Take a break from your day and watch the US in the mixed curling semis, on now n
February 9, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Take a break from your day and watch the US in the mixed curling semis, on now n
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Drake's second worst Super Bowl ever
February 9, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Drake's second worst Super Bowl ever
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We are seeing a blowout in the Super Bowl. Should the NFL panic and change the entire playoff format?
February 9, 2026 at 3:05 AM
We are seeing a blowout in the Super Bowl. Should the NFL panic and change the entire playoff format?
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This is a control mirror of a game
February 9, 2026 at 12:14 AM
This is a control mirror of a game
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So Copilot is just for people who don’t know how to use Excel?
February 9, 2026 at 12:51 AM
So Copilot is just for people who don’t know how to use Excel?
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Turning Point USA Halftime Show Opens With Snake-Handling Preacher
February 9, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Turning Point USA Halftime Show Opens With Snake-Handling Preacher
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Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
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I don't love bad bunny's music, but I do love watching annoying people get mad that the world exists so its a win for everyone
February 8, 2026 at 9:19 PM
I don't love bad bunny's music, but I do love watching annoying people get mad that the world exists so its a win for everyone
So when does Kirby get fired??? Only when the L's pile up???
Cuz he surely doesnt care about making them better people or holding them accountable...
Cuz he surely doesnt care about making them better people or holding them accountable...
131 felony counts of property damage.
If the Fulmer Cup were still a thing this young man would’ve single-handed ended the completion.
247sports.com/college/geor...
If the Fulmer Cup were still a thing this young man would’ve single-handed ended the completion.
247sports.com/college/geor...
Georgia freshman London Seymour arrested on 131 felony counts of property damage
One of Georgia's freshmen from last season has run into legal issues.
247sports.com
February 5, 2026 at 12:07 AM
So when does Kirby get fired??? Only when the L's pile up???
Cuz he surely doesnt care about making them better people or holding them accountable...
Cuz he surely doesnt care about making them better people or holding them accountable...
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‘Lord Of The Rings’ Reader Can’t Believe How Long It Taking Sam And Frodo To Fuck https://theonion.com/lord-of-the-rings-reader-cant-believe-how-long-it-taking-sam-and-frodo-to-fuck/
February 4, 2026 at 10:00 PM
‘Lord Of The Rings’ Reader Can’t Believe How Long It Taking Sam And Frodo To Fuck https://theonion.com/lord-of-the-rings-reader-cant-believe-how-long-it-taking-sam-and-frodo-to-fuck/
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DOJ Releases Jeffrey Epstein Fragrance https://theonion.com/doj-releases-jeffrey-epstein-fragrance/
February 2, 2026 at 4:00 PM
DOJ Releases Jeffrey Epstein Fragrance https://theonion.com/doj-releases-jeffrey-epstein-fragrance/
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Someone tell Punxsutawney Phil this could’ve been an email.
February 2, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Someone tell Punxsutawney Phil this could’ve been an email.
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Why are we punishing France like this?
February 2, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Why are we punishing France like this?
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In America the only way to retire from working is to let Gunther choke you to death
January 31, 2026 at 9:15 PM
In America the only way to retire from working is to let Gunther choke you to death
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Morgan Wallen Boycotts Grammys In Protest Of Desegregation https://theonion.com/morgan-wallen-boycotts-grammys-in-protest-of-desegregation/
January 31, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Morgan Wallen Boycotts Grammys In Protest Of Desegregation https://theonion.com/morgan-wallen-boycotts-grammys-in-protest-of-desegregation/
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RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-demonstrates-how-to-remove-tapeworm-by-scooting-ass-across-carpet/
January 30, 2026 at 8:30 PM
RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-demonstrates-how-to-remove-tapeworm-by-scooting-ass-across-carpet/
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Man Unrecognizable After Full 8 Hours Of Sleep https://theonion.com/man-unrecognizable-after-full-8-hours-of-sleep/
January 28, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Man Unrecognizable After Full 8 Hours Of Sleep https://theonion.com/man-unrecognizable-after-full-8-hours-of-sleep/
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whew, football people must hate his ass
A stunner from @dvnjr.bsky.social and me: Bill Belichick is not a first ballot Hall of Famer. He didn't get elected this year. The 8-time champion failed to 40 out of the 50 votes required for induction.
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
Sources: Bill Belichick will not be a first-ballot Hall of Famer
Bill Belichick, the eight-time Super Bowl-winning coach, will not a first-ballot Hall of Famer, sources told ESPN.
www.espn.com
January 27, 2026 at 10:36 PM
whew, football people must hate his ass
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Well yeah did you see how bad TCU beat him
A stunner from @dvnjr.bsky.social and me: Bill Belichick is not a first ballot Hall of Famer. He didn't get elected this year. The 8-time champion failed to 40 out of the 50 votes required for induction.
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
Sources: Bill Belichick will not be a first-ballot Hall of Famer
Bill Belichick, the eight-time Super Bowl-winning coach, will not a first-ballot Hall of Famer, sources told ESPN.
www.espn.com
January 27, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Well yeah did you see how bad TCU beat him
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Tom Brady the QB getting hit vs Tom Brady the announcer when someone else gets hit
January 26, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Tom Brady the QB getting hit vs Tom Brady the announcer when someone else gets hit
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Dudes who shit their pants in big situations stick together
January 24, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Dudes who shit their pants in big situations stick together
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Under the new CFP rules that the ACC campaigned hard for, Miami would be left out for 8-5 Duke.
January 24, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Under the new CFP rules that the ACC campaigned hard for, Miami would be left out for 8-5 Duke.
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or you can look like an IDIOT doing IDIOT SHIT
January 23, 2026 at 7:16 PM
or you can look like an IDIOT doing IDIOT SHIT
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Kirby Smart and Dabo Swinney now that Indiana is the one true Nobody Believed In Us
January 23, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Kirby Smart and Dabo Swinney now that Indiana is the one true Nobody Believed In Us