Dan
dancullenshute.bsky.social
Dan
@dancullenshute.bsky.social
Negroni Breakfast, Wales, NFFC, Yorkshire, kids, a dog, and still not sure about all of this.
I’m just a boy, standing in front of the internet, asking it to aim for a 65 degree internal temp for its turkey this year.
December 24, 2024 at 3:34 PM
@jafa22.bsky.social Jack! DiP is back!
December 22, 2024 at 10:08 PM
Every ‘how to draw a thing’ tutorial ever:

Steps 1-9: draw some simple shapes
Step 10: draw the thing
December 13, 2024 at 10:29 AM
The Holiday is, by a distance, the worst film I watch regularly*. What is, by a distance, the worst film YOU watch regularly**?

*every Christmas. It’s tradition.
**doesn’t have to be at Christmas
December 13, 2024 at 10:27 AM
Has anyone wearing a tweed blazer at 3pm ever not been drunk?
December 12, 2024 at 3:02 PM
Anyone who says Die Hard isn’t a Christmas film hasn’t watched Die Hard.
December 10, 2024 at 9:01 PM
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Lots of fun coming up with some merch ideas for Negroni Breakfast!
Look at that. How cool is that?
December 9, 2024 at 8:56 PM
Look at that. How cool is that?
December 9, 2024 at 8:50 PM
There is no better feeling, no greater achievement, than smashing a two-person flat-pack on your own.
December 8, 2024 at 12:02 AM
I am increasingly of the view that Melvin winning #ImACeleb is what the country/universe needs.
November 29, 2024 at 9:38 PM
I am 100% in favour of assisted dying, but 100% is well short of ‘dogmatically’, and the bill that’s about to go in front of parliament isn’t the one. My position on the issue, like so many people’s, has been influenced by personal experience, but in a slightly different way from a lot of voices.
November 28, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Spotify really, really, *really* wants me to listen to the new Sam Fender track.
November 28, 2024 at 3:17 PM
Just saw the Rowans sign from the train, and felt a little nostalgic tingle. Like briefly stepping inside the head of one of those people who post ‘remember when’ memes on Facebook.
November 28, 2024 at 1:00 PM
Right. We’re looking for best worst Xmas films to kick off the season. We have Your Xmas Or Mine, Family Switch, and that Lindsay Lohan one where she owns a ski resort but loses her memory. What else do we need?
November 27, 2024 at 8:09 AM
The perfect game.
November 24, 2024 at 9:28 AM
#Connections gets me.
November 23, 2024 at 4:13 PM
The A1 this morning was quite the adventure.
November 23, 2024 at 4:12 PM
Jeremy Clarkson has done an awful lot for farmers’ causes in general. Him as de facto figurehead for this particular movement, given his previous comments about buying a farm to avoid inheritance tax, is a terrible idea. He’s a very funny writer. He’s a bit of a bellend. All these things are true.
November 21, 2024 at 5:03 PM
One way in which this place is VERY different from ‘old Twitter’ is the photos. Every post has a photo. The modern brain simply cannot comprehend a social network that is entirely text based.
November 21, 2024 at 7:27 AM
This is delightful.
Silly I know but I’ve penned an ode- or poem if you will- to my new favourite app, bluesky. Be kind in your judgement I beseech you my liege!. lol 🪶
November 20, 2024 at 3:40 PM
Game’s gone.
November 20, 2024 at 9:19 AM
The funny thing about having builders in is that Christmas music is happening at me WAY earlier than it normally would. I'd lost #Whamageddon three times by November 15th.
November 20, 2024 at 8:23 AM
I really do like where I live.
November 19, 2024 at 5:30 PM
If my 'Discover' tab is to be believed, Blue Sky is 50% people posting about how LOVELY Blue Sky and all of its users are, and 50% people posting about what absolute cunts people with different political opinions from them are.
November 19, 2024 at 3:44 PM