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Trump announces tariffs now to be set daily on a great new game show, "The Tariffs are Right"
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May 31, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Trump announces tariffs now to be set daily on a great new game show, "The Tariffs are Right"
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Trump announces tariffs now to be set daily on a great new game show, "The Tariffs are Right"
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White House Announces Tariffs Will Now Be Set on Nightly Game Show
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May 30, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Trump announces tariffs now to be set daily on a great new game show, "The Tariffs are Right"
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It seems the only thing the DNC can successfully do, is fill our inboxes with fundraising SPAM.
March 14, 2025 at 3:49 PM
It seems the only thing the DNC can successfully do, is fill our inboxes with fundraising SPAM.
This is sad and nostalgic...have fond, yet distant memories of taking it to England in 1968 (you can tell by my pouty face.)
February 20, 2025 at 1:21 PM
This is sad and nostalgic...have fond, yet distant memories of taking it to England in 1968 (you can tell by my pouty face.)
President Trump to Reopen Kennedy Center as a Gentleman's Club
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February 19, 2025 at 8:20 PM
President Trump to Reopen Kennedy Center as a Gentleman's Club
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The moment I lost all hope for civilization--when I saw this on NBC Nightly News. Really, they're just going to do commercials for scams?
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Flying car inches closer to reality
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February 19, 2025 at 2:43 PM
The moment I lost all hope for civilization--when I saw this on NBC Nightly News. Really, they're just going to do commercials for scams?
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BREAKING: President Trump has Barricaded Himself in Oval Office After DOGE Mistakenly Fired His Entire Secret Service Detail
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February 17, 2025 at 2:37 PM
BREAKING: President Trump has Barricaded Himself in Oval Office After DOGE Mistakenly Fired His Entire Secret Service Detail
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Cue the pious Marmalade Masiah to trash the Pope. 3....2....1....
February 11, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Cue the pious Marmalade Masiah to trash the Pope. 3....2....1....
Soon they'll be able to get polio and the measles too!
February 7, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Soon they'll be able to get polio and the measles too!
In related news, President Trump has announced that US currency will now be based on the "egg standard". Trump told reporters, "Our country was so much greater when we were on the gold standard, and eggs are the new gold." US dollars started trading at 0.921 eggs on international exchanges today.
Waffle House raises prices due to rising egg costs in Trump’s economy
Waffle House is placing a surcharge on every egg it sells | CNN Business
The soaring price of eggs has forced Waffle House to add a temporary surcharge on customers’ orders.
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February 4, 2025 at 4:29 PM
In related news, President Trump has announced that US currency will now be based on the "egg standard". Trump told reporters, "Our country was so much greater when we were on the gold standard, and eggs are the new gold." US dollars started trading at 0.921 eggs on international exchanges today.
Just once, I'd like to see a reporter squint his eyes and say, "umm...that is completely nonsensical."
REPORTER: Why is it important for Elon Musk to have access to the payments systems at Treasury?
TRUMP: Well, he's got access only to letting people go that he thinks are no good, and it's only if we agree with him
TRUMP: Well, he's got access only to letting people go that he thinks are no good, and it's only if we agree with him
February 3, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Just once, I'd like to see a reporter squint his eyes and say, "umm...that is completely nonsensical."
Movie pitch: Former trust-fund billionaire reinvents himself playing a successful businessman on a game show, and hatches a scheme to become president. While distracting the citizens with racist nonsense, his henchmen secretly drain the Treasury into his offshore accounts.
February 2, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Movie pitch: Former trust-fund billionaire reinvents himself playing a successful businessman on a game show, and hatches a scheme to become president. While distracting the citizens with racist nonsense, his henchmen secretly drain the Treasury into his offshore accounts.
BREAKING: Trump to be sworn in with a tiny Bible in order to make his hands seem larger.
January 18, 2025 at 3:53 PM
BREAKING: Trump to be sworn in with a tiny Bible in order to make his hands seem larger.
To have a less hypocritical choice of a band, would be downright hypocritical.
I don’t think the Village People performing YMCA or Macho Man at Trump’s inauguration will bring the country together.
January 16, 2025 at 12:07 PM
To have a less hypocritical choice of a band, would be downright hypocritical.
Well, I take some solace in imagining that the whole ordeal at least caused him some uncontrollable discharge.
January 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Well, I take some solace in imagining that the whole ordeal at least caused him some uncontrollable discharge.
"I just want to say, I know I promised in 2025 to cut $2 trillion from the US budget, release Robotaxis, a $20k Tesla, a Tesla Roadster that can fly, working androids...BUT none of that is going to happen...that was the ketamine talking."
January 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
"I just want to say, I know I promised in 2025 to cut $2 trillion from the US budget, release Robotaxis, a $20k Tesla, a Tesla Roadster that can fly, working androids...BUT none of that is going to happen...that was the ketamine talking."
The only question any serious newsperson should be asking Republicans, "In light of Trump's nominees, his comments on Greenland, Canada, The Gulf of Mexico, etc... is there talk of invoking the 25th Amendment?"
January 8, 2025 at 9:52 PM
The only question any serious newsperson should be asking Republicans, "In light of Trump's nominees, his comments on Greenland, Canada, The Gulf of Mexico, etc... is there talk of invoking the 25th Amendment?"
BREAKING: Trump vows to make the Moon the 52nd state, by military force if necessary, and will be renaming "the Sea of Tranquility" to "the Sea of Endless Chaos".
January 8, 2025 at 2:28 PM
BREAKING: Trump vows to make the Moon the 52nd state, by military force if necessary, and will be renaming "the Sea of Tranquility" to "the Sea of Endless Chaos".
The Trump transition team has released a Sharpie augmented map of North America, showing the name changes President-elect Trump will make on day one.
January 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
The Trump transition team has released a Sharpie augmented map of North America, showing the name changes President-elect Trump will make on day one.
Next in a long line of items for sale, Trump is now selling 24k gold plated, gas powered smart phones. No longer problems with charging your phone when the power is out, losing charge in cold weather, or spending over an hour recharging your phone. Drill baby drill!
December 17, 2024 at 4:58 PM
Next in a long line of items for sale, Trump is now selling 24k gold plated, gas powered smart phones. No longer problems with charging your phone when the power is out, losing charge in cold weather, or spending over an hour recharging your phone. Drill baby drill!
When did cancelling a newspaper subscription turn into a used car negotiation?
December 16, 2024 at 1:48 PM
When did cancelling a newspaper subscription turn into a used car negotiation?
BREAKING NEWS: Nancy Mace was abducted by transexual aliens, sexually probed, then returned to Congress.
December 13, 2024 at 4:05 AM
BREAKING NEWS: Nancy Mace was abducted by transexual aliens, sexually probed, then returned to Congress.
Why does the algorithm think I care what every rando got for grades this semester?
December 11, 2024 at 2:56 AM
Why does the algorithm think I care what every rando got for grades this semester?
Biden should preemptively pardon everyone on drugs that owns a gun, so we don't end up putting 60% of our population in jail.
December 4, 2024 at 3:02 PM
Biden should preemptively pardon everyone on drugs that owns a gun, so we don't end up putting 60% of our population in jail.