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Well, I'm glad at least Johnson is working to get Democrats out to vote.
December 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Well, I'm glad at least Johnson is working to get Democrats out to vote.
At least it wasn't on TikTok.
March 25, 2025 at 1:24 PM
At least it wasn't on TikTok.
Crisis averted. Colorado has received the new portrait the president sent and replaced the old one.
March 25, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Crisis averted. Colorado has received the new portrait the president sent and replaced the old one.
The coup is complete...the courts are already powerless, and the Democrats voted to confirm half of his cabal.
March 17, 2025 at 3:10 PM
The coup is complete...the courts are already powerless, and the Democrats voted to confirm half of his cabal.
$56.05...not unless he's in a dunk tank.
March 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
$56.05...not unless he's in a dunk tank.
For the love of God, all liquor should be free at this point.
March 13, 2025 at 9:06 PM
For the love of God, all liquor should be free at this point.
So, in other words, 53% will thank Democrats, and 32% are in a cult of idiocy.
March 13, 2025 at 9:03 PM
So, in other words, 53% will thank Democrats, and 32% are in a cult of idiocy.
The Democrats willingness to do nothing, might finally be the right thing.
March 13, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The Democrats willingness to do nothing, might finally be the right thing.
Trump has been amazing for building unity and patriotism (everywhere but in the US.)
March 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Trump has been amazing for building unity and patriotism (everywhere but in the US.)
Is there a level of stupidity below this that we can still sink to? I fear, yes.
March 7, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Is there a level of stupidity below this that we can still sink to? I fear, yes.
It's time for progressives in red districts to run as Republicans. All their economic positions are widely popular on both sides...anything else, "the Constitution protects the rights of all people"...don't get dragged into wedge issues. Nothing will break up this duopoly quicker.
March 6, 2025 at 8:40 PM
It's time for progressives in red districts to run as Republicans. All their economic positions are widely popular on both sides...anything else, "the Constitution protects the rights of all people"...don't get dragged into wedge issues. Nothing will break up this duopoly quicker.
Unless of course you beat a cop to near death with a Trump flag, then you'll receive a full pardon and possibly a cabinet post.
March 4, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Unless of course you beat a cop to near death with a Trump flag, then you'll receive a full pardon and possibly a cabinet post.
Why? Trump does whatever he wants without Congressional approval. The coup is complete. Laws and the Constitution have no meaning. If judicial rulings are ignored, they have no bearing. Why are we acting like normal adherence to law has any consequence.
March 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Why? Trump does whatever he wants without Congressional approval. The coup is complete. Laws and the Constitution have no meaning. If judicial rulings are ignored, they have no bearing. Why are we acting like normal adherence to law has any consequence.
No one seems to have noticed, but Congress has ceded all power to dictator Trump. The coup is complete; court judgements are ignored; the purse strings are no longer controlled by Congress. Congress's only function is to rename things to please Dear Leader.
March 3, 2025 at 1:40 PM
No one seems to have noticed, but Congress has ceded all power to dictator Trump. The coup is complete; court judgements are ignored; the purse strings are no longer controlled by Congress. Congress's only function is to rename things to please Dear Leader.
Doge? DOGE? Where are you DOGE?
February 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Doge? DOGE? Where are you DOGE?
If he's negotiating with Trump, Zelensky will probably end up with the mineral rights in Utah and Trump will get a Burger King crown.
February 22, 2025 at 6:44 PM
If he's negotiating with Trump, Zelensky will probably end up with the mineral rights in Utah and Trump will get a Burger King crown.
Ok...name one thing you've done to hold them accountable.
February 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Ok...name one thing you've done to hold them accountable.
It's amazing how conveniently unaware Republican Congress members are of Trump's actions.
February 19, 2025 at 11:52 PM
It's amazing how conveniently unaware Republican Congress members are of Trump's actions.
Maybe we should have Muskrat audit Fort Knox.
February 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Maybe we should have Muskrat audit Fort Knox.