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Trump announces tariffs now to be set daily on a great new game show, "The Tariffs are Right"
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May 31, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Trump announces tariffs now to be set daily on a great new game show, "The Tariffs are Right"
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Crisis averted. Colorado has received the new portrait the president sent and replaced the old one.
March 25, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Crisis averted. Colorado has received the new portrait the president sent and replaced the old one.
This is sad and nostalgic...have fond, yet distant memories of taking it to England in 1968 (you can tell by my pouty face.)
February 20, 2025 at 1:21 PM
This is sad and nostalgic...have fond, yet distant memories of taking it to England in 1968 (you can tell by my pouty face.)
President Trump to Reopen Kennedy Center as a Gentleman's Club
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February 19, 2025 at 8:20 PM
President Trump to Reopen Kennedy Center as a Gentleman's Club
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BREAKING: President Trump has Barricaded Himself in Oval Office After DOGE Mistakenly Fired His Entire Secret Service Detail
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February 17, 2025 at 2:37 PM
BREAKING: President Trump has Barricaded Himself in Oval Office After DOGE Mistakenly Fired His Entire Secret Service Detail
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Trump keeps this human annoyance around for one reason, and one reason only.
February 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Trump keeps this human annoyance around for one reason, and one reason only.
If you go into settings and turn off "Idiot mode" it will revert back to The Gulf of Mexico.
February 10, 2025 at 11:07 PM
If you go into settings and turn off "Idiot mode" it will revert back to The Gulf of Mexico.
All I can think of is the Costco the size of a small city in Idiocracy.
February 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
All I can think of is the Costco the size of a small city in Idiocracy.
"Let them eat waffles!"
February 4, 2025 at 8:31 PM
"Let them eat waffles!"
"Let them eat waffles!"
February 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
"Let them eat waffles!"
I mean really, what could possibly go wrong?
February 4, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I mean really, what could possibly go wrong?
BREAKING: Trump to be sworn in with a tiny Bible in order to make his hands seem larger.
January 18, 2025 at 3:53 PM
BREAKING: Trump to be sworn in with a tiny Bible in order to make his hands seem larger.
Ohhh nooo...I think the price of danish are going to be going up.
January 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Ohhh nooo...I think the price of danish are going to be going up.
The Trump transition team has released a Sharpie augmented map of North America, showing the name changes President-elect Trump will make on day one.
January 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
The Trump transition team has released a Sharpie augmented map of North America, showing the name changes President-elect Trump will make on day one.
How dare they use Guinness for the picture to this story, everyone knows:
January 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
How dare they use Guinness for the picture to this story, everyone knows:
Next in a long line of items for sale, Trump is now selling 24k gold plated, gas powered smart phones. No longer problems with charging your phone when the power is out, losing charge in cold weather, or spending over an hour recharging your phone. Drill baby drill!
December 17, 2024 at 4:58 PM
Next in a long line of items for sale, Trump is now selling 24k gold plated, gas powered smart phones. No longer problems with charging your phone when the power is out, losing charge in cold weather, or spending over an hour recharging your phone. Drill baby drill!
Let's not forget their favorite heartthrob.
December 11, 2024 at 2:02 AM
Let's not forget their favorite heartthrob.
Who doesn't miss the good ol' pre-EPA days, when our rivers were so polluted, they caught fire.
December 10, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Who doesn't miss the good ol' pre-EPA days, when our rivers were so polluted, they caught fire.
The Big Bus.
December 9, 2024 at 3:27 AM
The Big Bus.
I've heard of making bread from bananas, but this is ridiculous (* in my best Groucho Marx voice.)
November 23, 2024 at 9:09 PM
I've heard of making bread from bananas, but this is ridiculous (* in my best Groucho Marx voice.)