Not Febreeze dropping a top tier insult

I find joy in sunny days and mayonnaise based salads.

Do not, I repeat, DO NOT CRASH OUT.
Folks are relying on you to be overstimulated, overwhelmed, & overcome so you won't resist.
Take breaks,
Take a breath,
Be intentional with how you spend your time.
Be effective with how you spend your energy.
Support each other
Rest, live, & fight another day.

Trump has deployed active military to help round up migrants and put them into detention camps.

The military forced us out of our homes at gunpoint in 1942 because we were considered possibly disloyal Americans. They sent us to internment camps for four years.

History is repeating. Pay attention.

You can learn a lot about someone, but why bother?

An Everlasting Gobstopper but it’s crab rangoon

I got high, and now I’m eating potato salad and watching Peppa Pig en español.

Which Watergate came first—the scandal or the salad?

It’s so hot my fart could light a cigarette.

What do I bring to the table? Wide set feet and a bad attitude.

Idk, that bunny looks pretty fucking cool.

Leave the space jokes to the cometians.

There’s a bear rescue here that just posted “A lady called and told us she saw an injured bear, so she *put him in her car* and is on her way to us. “Don’t” do that. Anyway we named him Turnip.”

I never knew fear until I handed my phone to a 4 year old for an hour.

My autistic ass unable to take a hint

I woke up like this, deranged

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If people tell you not to touch your face, keep things interesting by responding, “Oh, it’s not mine.”