Dameofgroans
@dameofgroans.bsky.social
Only way out is through. Check on your neighbors. 🤲 Also, check your neighbors.💪
Sitting next to a teen with a special interest and feeling like they’re only regurgitating info they’ve read online instead of sharing their actual knowledge and insights… has humbled me deeply. It’s all full circle for real.
April 17, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Sitting next to a teen with a special interest and feeling like they’re only regurgitating info they’ve read online instead of sharing their actual knowledge and insights… has humbled me deeply. It’s all full circle for real.
Having a blended family and watching them all somehow hit the same phase at ~2, 7, 8, and 19 is WILD! My spouse and I always lie to ourselves like “it won’t always be this way.” Bitch, it might be!
April 12, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Having a blended family and watching them all somehow hit the same phase at ~2, 7, 8, and 19 is WILD! My spouse and I always lie to ourselves like “it won’t always be this way.” Bitch, it might be!
Remember playing any Legend of Zelda game and you’re just like doing the MOST? Like yahhhh! *smashes ancient vases* hup hup YAHHHHH! *chops down entire orchard* That’s what having a 7 year old in real life is like.
April 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Remember playing any Legend of Zelda game and you’re just like doing the MOST? Like yahhhh! *smashes ancient vases* hup hup YAHHHHH! *chops down entire orchard* That’s what having a 7 year old in real life is like.
What’s it called when you have a photographic memory but it’s song lyrics? I just want to sleep.
March 30, 2025 at 5:21 AM
What’s it called when you have a photographic memory but it’s song lyrics? I just want to sleep.
Not me hiding in the spare room because my kids have run me ragged all week and I don’t want to deal with the post-bedtime questions, concerns, queries, and theories tonight. They’ll never look in here, right? 😅
March 30, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Not me hiding in the spare room because my kids have run me ragged all week and I don’t want to deal with the post-bedtime questions, concerns, queries, and theories tonight. They’ll never look in here, right? 😅
I dug my trumpet out today only to find out my toddler is a hater.
March 6, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I dug my trumpet out today only to find out my toddler is a hater.
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I am begging my fellow trans people:
Don't hate being trans. Don't hate yourself because they hate you. You matter. You're valid. You're beautiful. Not conforming to their rules and norms isn't a failing, it's a gift. They can hate us enough without us adding to it. And you don't deserve that hate.
Don't hate being trans. Don't hate yourself because they hate you. You matter. You're valid. You're beautiful. Not conforming to their rules and norms isn't a failing, it's a gift. They can hate us enough without us adding to it. And you don't deserve that hate.
March 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I am begging my fellow trans people:
Don't hate being trans. Don't hate yourself because they hate you. You matter. You're valid. You're beautiful. Not conforming to their rules and norms isn't a failing, it's a gift. They can hate us enough without us adding to it. And you don't deserve that hate.
Don't hate being trans. Don't hate yourself because they hate you. You matter. You're valid. You're beautiful. Not conforming to their rules and norms isn't a failing, it's a gift. They can hate us enough without us adding to it. And you don't deserve that hate.
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The rich don’t expect to have to REQUEST a handout. They go where the free stuff is offered, and they only offer free stuff to people who could do without it. It’s the NEED that they want you to be ashamed of.
One thing I'm fucken sick of hearing is that people on the poverty line "don't want handouts."
Well, the rich take hand outs. Maybe they're rich bc they were offered handouts. Maybe they're rich bc they take them.
This "shame in receiving free money" for the poor but not the rich makes me SO MAD
Well, the rich take hand outs. Maybe they're rich bc they were offered handouts. Maybe they're rich bc they take them.
This "shame in receiving free money" for the poor but not the rich makes me SO MAD
March 5, 2025 at 8:28 PM
The rich don’t expect to have to REQUEST a handout. They go where the free stuff is offered, and they only offer free stuff to people who could do without it. It’s the NEED that they want you to be ashamed of.
Texas is on fire and I’m so glad I’m not on twitter, where people are probably saying that my four kids and I deserve it.
March 4, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Texas is on fire and I’m so glad I’m not on twitter, where people are probably saying that my four kids and I deserve it.
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"Cybertrucks and other Teslas can be set to record all the time in “Sentry” mode, meaning that these are not just trucks, they are surveillance devices on wheels."
Reminder to MASK UP FOR HEALTH REASONS WHEN U DO ARTS AND CRAFTS ON THE ROAD
Reminder to MASK UP FOR HEALTH REASONS WHEN U DO ARTS AND CRAFTS ON THE ROAD
Facebook Cybertruck Owners Group Copes With Relentless Mockery
A Facebook group for Cybertruck owners is full of videos of people flicking off Cybertrucks.
www.404media.co
March 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
"Cybertrucks and other Teslas can be set to record all the time in “Sentry” mode, meaning that these are not just trucks, they are surveillance devices on wheels."
Reminder to MASK UP FOR HEALTH REASONS WHEN U DO ARTS AND CRAFTS ON THE ROAD
Reminder to MASK UP FOR HEALTH REASONS WHEN U DO ARTS AND CRAFTS ON THE ROAD
My spouse had never heard of this story. Please enjoy my rendition.
March 4, 2025 at 8:56 PM
My spouse had never heard of this story. Please enjoy my rendition.
Here in Austin, we are under a Fire Danger alert, with wind gusts up to 50 mph. It would be a shame if the governor’s mansion were to catch on fire. 👀 I hope everyone stays safe and vigilant.
March 4, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Here in Austin, we are under a Fire Danger alert, with wind gusts up to 50 mph. It would be a shame if the governor’s mansion were to catch on fire. 👀 I hope everyone stays safe and vigilant.
I’m just really over these elite award shows that already minimize the voices of BIPOC and/or LGBTQIA2+ and the art they make. These are trying times. I’m confused why we’re still giving the #oscars our attention.
March 3, 2025 at 7:04 AM
I’m just really over these elite award shows that already minimize the voices of BIPOC and/or LGBTQIA2+ and the art they make. These are trying times. I’m confused why we’re still giving the #oscars our attention.
Why am I getting Rolex and ketamine ads? I know my phone hears me talking about very real things like “please don’t throw that away. Someone might want to eat it.” I do not have it like that.
March 1, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Why am I getting Rolex and ketamine ads? I know my phone hears me talking about very real things like “please don’t throw that away. Someone might want to eat it.” I do not have it like that.
I literally just found out Brandon Urie is a transphobe… as a queer? PATD fueled my lil bisexual teen life. I’m so disappointed. Leaving the T out is NOT the way. I will fight anyone on this.
February 27, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I literally just found out Brandon Urie is a transphobe… as a queer? PATD fueled my lil bisexual teen life. I’m so disappointed. Leaving the T out is NOT the way. I will fight anyone on this.
It would just be really sad if Elon got run over by a cyber truck. Can you imagine how many people that would impact? So sad. Scary to even think about. I hope it doesn’t happen.
February 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
It would just be really sad if Elon got run over by a cyber truck. Can you imagine how many people that would impact? So sad. Scary to even think about. I hope it doesn’t happen.
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
February 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
Recently, I noticed two cardinals outside a window and no one shared my excitement. So today, when my daughter ran in from the backyard and said I needed to see the cardinal in our tree, you better believe I was there with a quickness.
February 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Recently, I noticed two cardinals outside a window and no one shared my excitement. So today, when my daughter ran in from the backyard and said I needed to see the cardinal in our tree, you better believe I was there with a quickness.
@monetxchange.bsky.social and @plasmanyc.bsky.social on #pitstop were everything I needed in this particular dissociative moment. I laughed so much.
February 23, 2025 at 6:39 PM
@monetxchange.bsky.social and @plasmanyc.bsky.social on #pitstop were everything I needed in this particular dissociative moment. I laughed so much.
A week ago, I lost my wallet. I know its ::around:: but I’ve been having to pay for stuff on my phone. A few days ago, I lost my glasses. My phone can’t help that at all. The future is dumb. (So am I.)
February 23, 2025 at 2:19 AM
A week ago, I lost my wallet. I know its ::around:: but I’ve been having to pay for stuff on my phone. A few days ago, I lost my glasses. My phone can’t help that at all. The future is dumb. (So am I.)
I haven’t worn my glasses for the past few days and now my toddler has adopted “squinting” as a new facial expression.
February 20, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I haven’t worn my glasses for the past few days and now my toddler has adopted “squinting” as a new facial expression.
One thing I wasn’t expecting about living in the future times was everything being so low quality. Like if you didn’t buy that towel in the early 2000s or before, that thing is not absorbing a DROP.
February 20, 2025 at 3:45 AM
One thing I wasn’t expecting about living in the future times was everything being so low quality. Like if you didn’t buy that towel in the early 2000s or before, that thing is not absorbing a DROP.
Late night though after getting my kitchen in order… isn’t it funny how chemicals are a comforting smell to some of us? *sniff* yes this smells clean. But like… chemicals? Feels bad. But I’ve been trained to believe it’s good so it must be!
February 14, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Late night though after getting my kitchen in order… isn’t it funny how chemicals are a comforting smell to some of us? *sniff* yes this smells clean. But like… chemicals? Feels bad. But I’ve been trained to believe it’s good so it must be!
My daughter is suddenly into drawing Sonic characters from reference and I wish I could show how her technique changed just throughout today. Love my little creative Aquarius sm! 🥰
February 14, 2025 at 12:21 AM
My daughter is suddenly into drawing Sonic characters from reference and I wish I could show how her technique changed just throughout today. Love my little creative Aquarius sm! 🥰