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Damaris
@damarisjo.bsky.social
I admit that I may be slightly obsessed with reading to my infant in hopes that she will develop a deep love of reading. So far it all seems to be working out according to plan.
September 19, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I once dared to say that I want to avoid raising an iPad kid and plan to follow the AAP recommendations for screen-time. Nothing has ever had other people wishing on my downfall quite like that has.
August 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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They are kicking 11 million American citizens off Medicaid. None of them are undocumented. And every other American’s access to healthcare will be reduced by the impacts those cuts have on services and facilities.
JD Vance: "It's about kicking illegal aliens the hell out of this country so we can preserve healthcare for the American families who need it."
August 21, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Upsetting myself every time I think about having to live on the other side of the US again
August 21, 2025 at 7:35 PM
lol I don’t know how anyone thinks it’s reasonable to tell parents that they should stop holding their baby so often or responding to their cries so quickly.
July 30, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I’m doing the 1000 books before kindergarten” challenge for Vera and my only regret is not starting it sooner because we’ve probably read “I Love You to the Moon and Back” at least 400 times already.
July 26, 2025 at 6:10 AM
One ✨little joy✨of parenthood was signing my daughter up for Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library, and I hope one day she is as excited about her monthly books as I am.
July 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Survived a roadtrip to Montana with a baby and two dogs ☀️
July 7, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Two months ago, when I made the appointment for my daughter to have her four month immunizations, I had no idea it would take place during what should be her nap time and now I’m lowkey terrified of that missed nap.
May 13, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I won’t say that it would’ve been easier having a baby in my early 20’s but I will say that the sound of my bones popping as I sneak away from my daughters bassinet wakes her up more frequently than I’d like to admit
May 10, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Vera turned four months old today AND rolled from back to tummy on her own for the first time ever.
May 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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HHS has scrapped its Advisory Committee on Newborn Screening, which is responsible for updating a standardized list of conditions the HHS secretary recommends states screen for as part of their universal newborn screening programs.
HHS Scraps Advisory Committee on Newborn Screening
Cut comes as new conditions could have been added to a national screening panel
www.medpagetoday.com
April 12, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I told myself I wouldn’t post pictures of my baby’s face on public platforms and it’s been the hardest thing because she’s the cutest person I’ve ever seen
April 16, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Happy, happy birthday, @damarisjo.bsky.social!
🎂🎁🎈🥳
February 28, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The hardest thing about having a newborn so far is the fact that every aspect of her mood and sleep depends on how efficient I am at getting her to burp and fart.
February 8, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I weened myself off of caffeine while I was pregnant just for the newborn stage to suck me back in.
January 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I gave birth to a 7 lb 13 oz baby exactly two weeks ago and I can’t imagine how I ever lived without knowing her.
January 24, 2025 at 1:38 AM
The second trimester energy and the nesting phase not overlapping is absolutely unfair.
November 20, 2024 at 10:55 PM
lol the pressure of the internet and it’s financial/emotional/physical/spiritual standards of birth and postpartum prep is ruining me and I am resentful for having to put so much of my time and energy into working and barely having any left over to do any of that 🤪
November 14, 2024 at 8:19 PM
I truly picked the most horrifying time in recent history to start having children.
November 6, 2024 at 9:55 PM
Feeling #blessed that I got a Zio heart monitor instead of a holter monitor but this bitch is so itchy.
November 6, 2024 at 9:31 PM
I finished our baby registry and all I can say is that I feel a weird sort of embarrassment and vulnerability to my core for even having one at all lololol
October 23, 2024 at 5:19 PM
I don’t even know how to use this but I’m excited to start shitposting again knowing that hardly anyone will read it 😇
October 23, 2024 at 5:17 PM