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Dalton Tomlin
@daltontomlin.bsky.social
technical writer for TWC | Scrabble & trivia nerd | ailurophile | views mine | he/him/his
... rude
October 13, 2025 at 12:36 AM
No, I'm not particularly afraid of your mom
May 26, 2024 at 10:39 PM
Oh noes, I'm in danger of being a character actor getting punched in the face!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=36r6...
May 19, 2024 at 3:22 PM
Zoomed-in and blurry and hard to see, but that is a CURVED BLEP
May 5, 2024 at 7:55 PM
The forehead under #9 was my grandfather — a congressman, judge, and lifelong friend of LBJ:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homer_T...
April 10, 2024 at 9:16 PM
I'm starting on my Halloween costume right meow
Friday is the only day named for a female god:
Freya, Norse goddess of beauty, fertility, love and war.

Bit of trivia:
Freya rode a wagon pulled by two domestic cats named Bygul and Trjegul, a gift from Thor. She also had a pet boar & a cloak of falcon feathers.
March 1, 2024 at 9:36 PM
I'm sorry what
February 21, 2024 at 7:57 AM
Reposted by Dalton Tomlin
I think one of the worst quirks of online spaces is the idea that if someone doesn't post about something, they don't care about it. It encourages performative posting often makes things worse.

I care a lot. I just don't want to add another poorly-informed voice. I'm reading & thinking.
October 8, 2023 at 1:23 PM
Maybury! Sibley! ward!

What is a hell of a coaching staff?
January 12, 2024 at 9:44 PM
Is Walton Goggins the Wario version of me?
where is the walter goggins fandom on bluesky. reskeet if you are a true GOG DOG.
January 6, 2024 at 7:01 PM
"Let's use a metallic name for our apartment complex"
"OK"
"And chemical symbols for the logo"
"Fine"
"Organic, non-metallic chemical symbols"
"But that doesn't make any--"
"Benzene"
"WHAT"
January 4, 2024 at 4:53 PM
When a company's LinkedIn hiring process includes 7 stages with multiple long-form fields, maybe "Easy Apply" shouldn't be an option.
November 29, 2023 at 3:20 AM
Happy 7th anniversary, @crobertcargill.bsky.social!
November 3, 2023 at 9:27 PM
Pet nap posting, go
October 31, 2023 at 3:39 AM
Injured by Nelson Muntz? File a haw-hawsuit
something stuck? file a crawsuit.
October 30, 2023 at 6:05 AM
My cat Gus's love language is fetching objects and depositing them where he knows I'll find them; i.e. his food and water bowls
October 19, 2023 at 11:34 PM
There is no valid reason why a ridiculous creature like this should exist in nature
October 13, 2023 at 3:03 AM
October 11, 2023 at 8:39 PM
Discount Tire may not have considered all interpretations of "fall for."
October 8, 2023 at 8:44 PM
Typical Caturday ... or, any day ending in Y, I suppose
September 30, 2023 at 6:42 PM
She doesn't know I was helping only so I could practice buzzer timing if I ever get on Jeopardy 😜
September 26, 2023 at 8:48 PM
Repost with a banger picture of your cat(s)
September 26, 2023 at 12:54 AM
25 years ago today, this shot (and other, less-pivotal scenes) premiered at the Toronto International Film Festival.

i.imgur.com/Q3IjL.gif
September 17, 2023 at 5:53 PM