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Chicago is home. 🌃 ICE can fuck all the way off. 😡 i play trivia. ❓ i boop snoots. 🏇 musclebound soap opera enjoyer. 🤼 denizen of the interstices. 🩷💜💙 your nu-metal trash dream boy, only older. 🏳️‍⚧️ (they/he)
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Delia Ramirez is a real one

www.thehandbasket.co/p/rep-delia-...
February 14, 2026 at 12:14 AM
MISTER SCOTTY JAMES

HOW DO YOU SNOWBOARD WITH BOXING GLOVES ON
February 13, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Katie the Cutie is the dam of Caprock Cutie, the morning-line favorite of one of the races on the Sunland Derby undercard.

flashback to 2016 at Tampa Bay Downs when Katie the Cutie caused a little trouble before her race.
February 13, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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February 12, 2026 at 7:42 PM
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I have neighbors everywhere
It’s not a withdrawal until ICE is abolished.

I have neighbors everywhere.
February 12, 2026 at 5:53 PM
showing footage on the Olympic broadcast of some fashionable street in Milan and all my brain will do is GUCCI GUCCI LOUIS LOUIS FENDI FENDI PRADA
February 11, 2026 at 4:06 AM
...less Backstreet Boys sing-alongs in crypto ads, more Backstreet Boys sing-alongs in ice dancing
February 9, 2026 at 9:43 PM
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Piper and Paul deserve a whole extra point in components for twizzling to the right and left when RuPaul said so #MilanoCortina2026
February 9, 2026 at 9:30 PM
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REMEMBER S.A.L.U.T.E.!

Take this moment seriously! Do your part to spread only good information!
June 11, 2025 at 4:36 PM
nooooooooooooooo an appearance from "Around The World" by Daft Punk, the worst song of the 90s
February 9, 2026 at 9:32 PM
i know i shouldn't find ski jumper dick filler gate so funny but i dooooooooooo
February 9, 2026 at 9:20 PM
old millennial life. i remember being on an internet without large social networking sites, i remember the dawn of them, and i still see having to jump around them as inevitable.
February 9, 2026 at 9:17 PM
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that AI song was bad, whoever generated it on suno should feel bad, and the ISU needs to ban AI generated music before it becomes ubiquitous #MilanoCortina2026
February 9, 2026 at 8:01 PM
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BREAKING NEWS: Reed and Ambrulevicius officially too sexy for Milan #MilanoCortina2026
February 9, 2026 at 9:04 PM
the Lithuanian team dancing to I'm Too Sexy?

YES GIVE THIS TO ME
February 9, 2026 at 9:04 PM
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The announcers just said the music for these ice dancers is AI generated and I'd like to personally disqualify them
February 9, 2026 at 7:56 PM
yes, i know covers of 90s music are allowed, but why in the world would you skate -- or do anything else -- to AI-generated music? you could always just, i don't know, find an actual banger from the '90s, or a good cover of a banger from the '90s? just a thought.
February 9, 2026 at 7:57 PM
apparently the best way to get me to turn on Olympic ice dancing is to mandate everyone to perform their rhythm dance to '90s music.
February 9, 2026 at 7:23 PM
things that do not help: generative AI anything.

things that do help: simple UI improvements. specifically, today, figuring out that Firefox now has side-by-side tabs functionality.
February 9, 2026 at 6:56 PM
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Most people experienced the fall of the Roman Empire as: “One day a bridge collapsed, and no one came to fix it.”
Apparently the zombocom domain expired yesterday and was presumably bought out by some other jackass who launched this vibe-coded IMPOSTOR
February 9, 2026 at 6:32 AM
YESSSSSSSS Veronica talking about QuiP on Jeopardy! <3333333333
February 7, 2026 at 12:06 AM
well, gotta hand it to the public for not place-bridgejumping Lucille Ball in the Interborough
February 6, 2026 at 5:19 PM
back in high school i definitely wrote a quote from Slide on a valentine i gave to a high school crush. pretty sure i did the same thing in college, too. i got nowhere.
"I had a crush on a girl who worked in the deli department, whose name is a secret to everyone but me, and I did not know what to do with myself because of it."

Wrote about the devastation of workplace crushes, and learning how to feel by listening to Goo Goo Dolls in @pastemagazine.bsky.social
The lessons learned in Goo Goo Dolls songs
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February 6, 2026 at 4:16 PM
i'm rowan ward, and i endorse this change
i'd only change one thing about olympic curling and it is that a team must complete 2 beers per person by the 7th end, though the team can choose whether how it will be divided, from a 2x4 to an 8x1 "workhorse" beerskip.
February 4, 2026 at 7:24 PM
"Life Is A Lemon And I Want My Money Back" by Meat Loaf. it's bombastic in that Steinman/Meat Loaf way, and also just a fantastic song for blowing off steam when everything sucks.
Deleted a post about “what’s your least favorite song” because the vibes are bad enough already.

Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?

Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
February 4, 2026 at 7:03 PM