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Chicago is home. 🌃 ICE can fuck all the way off. 😡 i play trivia. ❓ i boop snoots. 🏇 musclebound soap opera enjoyer. 🤼 denizen of the interstices. 🩷💜💙 your nu-metal trash dream boy, only older. 🏳️‍⚧️ (they/he)
...i was watching the Olympic coverage earlier today. they were showing the biathlon (12.5km pursuit) and it's still stuck in my head what one of the announcers said about how with another medal, Laegreid isn't going to need his old girlfriend back, he'll be able to find a new one.
February 17, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Oscar's Hope, who just won at Oaklawn, is out of a Not This Time mare.

since when was Not This Time old enough to have..racing-age grandbabies?
February 16, 2026 at 10:53 PM
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it's always, always, always, always, always the right time to support the right of trans people to exist in society.

the crux of the problem is that the regime denies the humanity of anyone who's not white, cis, straight, just like their fascist cookie-cutter.
February 16, 2026 at 4:38 PM
that feeling when i am wearing my Limp Bizkit University of Gender Studies shirt into a karaoke bar and the first song i hear someone sing is Limp Bizkit 🤩🤩🤩
February 15, 2026 at 4:27 AM
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Delia Ramirez is a real one

www.thehandbasket.co/p/rep-delia-...
February 14, 2026 at 12:14 AM
MISTER SCOTTY JAMES

HOW DO YOU SNOWBOARD WITH BOXING GLOVES ON
February 13, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Katie the Cutie is the dam of Caprock Cutie, the morning-line favorite of one of the races on the Sunland Derby undercard.

flashback to 2016 at Tampa Bay Downs when Katie the Cutie caused a little trouble before her race.
February 13, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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February 12, 2026 at 7:42 PM
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I have neighbors everywhere
It’s not a withdrawal until ICE is abolished.

I have neighbors everywhere.
February 12, 2026 at 5:53 PM
showing footage on the Olympic broadcast of some fashionable street in Milan and all my brain will do is GUCCI GUCCI LOUIS LOUIS FENDI FENDI PRADA
February 11, 2026 at 4:06 AM
...less Backstreet Boys sing-alongs in crypto ads, more Backstreet Boys sing-alongs in ice dancing
February 9, 2026 at 9:43 PM
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Piper and Paul deserve a whole extra point in components for twizzling to the right and left when RuPaul said so #MilanoCortina2026
February 9, 2026 at 9:30 PM
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REMEMBER S.A.L.U.T.E.!

Take this moment seriously! Do your part to spread only good information!
June 11, 2025 at 4:36 PM
nooooooooooooooo an appearance from "Around The World" by Daft Punk, the worst song of the 90s
February 9, 2026 at 9:32 PM
i know i shouldn't find ski jumper dick filler gate so funny but i dooooooooooo
February 9, 2026 at 9:20 PM
old millennial life. i remember being on an internet without large social networking sites, i remember the dawn of them, and i still see having to jump around them as inevitable.
February 9, 2026 at 9:17 PM
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that AI song was bad, whoever generated it on suno should feel bad, and the ISU needs to ban AI generated music before it becomes ubiquitous #MilanoCortina2026
February 9, 2026 at 8:01 PM
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BREAKING NEWS: Reed and Ambrulevicius officially too sexy for Milan #MilanoCortina2026
February 9, 2026 at 9:04 PM
the Lithuanian team dancing to I'm Too Sexy?

YES GIVE THIS TO ME
February 9, 2026 at 9:04 PM
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The announcers just said the music for these ice dancers is AI generated and I'd like to personally disqualify them
February 9, 2026 at 7:56 PM
yes, i know covers of 90s music are allowed, but why in the world would you skate -- or do anything else -- to AI-generated music? you could always just, i don't know, find an actual banger from the '90s, or a good cover of a banger from the '90s? just a thought.
February 9, 2026 at 7:57 PM
apparently the best way to get me to turn on Olympic ice dancing is to mandate everyone to perform their rhythm dance to '90s music.
February 9, 2026 at 7:23 PM
things that do not help: generative AI anything.

things that do help: simple UI improvements. specifically, today, figuring out that Firefox now has side-by-side tabs functionality.
February 9, 2026 at 6:56 PM
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Most people experienced the fall of the Roman Empire as: “One day a bridge collapsed, and no one came to fix it.”
Apparently the zombocom domain expired yesterday and was presumably bought out by some other jackass who launched this vibe-coded IMPOSTOR
February 9, 2026 at 6:32 AM