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Chicago is home. 🌃 ICE can fuck all the way off. 😡 i play trivia. ❓ i boop snoots. 🏇 musclebound soap opera enjoyer. 🤼 denizen of the interstices. 🩷💜💙 your nu-metal trash dream boy, only older. 🏳️⚧️ (they/he)
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy...
November 17, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy...
Sir, this is a Wendy's...
September 26, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Sir, this is a Wendy's...
there's a horse named Aussie Hyper in the next at Woodbine and he has these huge and adorable ears and i'm so happy because he's by Hyper and Hyper also has amazing ears
like, seriously, look at this cutie
(also i can't believe this was TEN YEARS AGO)
like, seriously, look at this cutie
(also i can't believe this was TEN YEARS AGO)
September 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
there's a horse named Aussie Hyper in the next at Woodbine and he has these huge and adorable ears and i'm so happy because he's by Hyper and Hyper also has amazing ears
like, seriously, look at this cutie
(also i can't believe this was TEN YEARS AGO)
like, seriously, look at this cutie
(also i can't believe this was TEN YEARS AGO)
a...fascinating but also distressingly relevant Tuesday read.
September 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
a...fascinating but also distressingly relevant Tuesday read.
go home Plagiarbot 5000, you are drunk 🤼
September 8, 2025 at 8:18 PM
go home Plagiarbot 5000, you are drunk 🤼
OBVIOUSLY no. 6. 👉👈
and...touching tips and learning how to be fashionable while still kicking some butt?
and...touching tips and learning how to be fashionable while still kicking some butt?
August 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM
OBVIOUSLY no. 6. 👉👈
and...touching tips and learning how to be fashionable while still kicking some butt?
and...touching tips and learning how to be fashionable while still kicking some butt?
...still cracks me up that one of the best horses in Europe is named Whirl, because when i think of a horse named Whirl i will always first think of *this* Curlin baby. she only raced twice, but i happened to be there for one of them. she never won, but she's very cute. #horseracing 🏇
July 31, 2025 at 6:34 PM
...still cracks me up that one of the best horses in Europe is named Whirl, because when i think of a horse named Whirl i will always first think of *this* Curlin baby. she only raced twice, but i happened to be there for one of them. she never won, but she's very cute. #horseracing 🏇
someone stuck this up at the L stop and tbh i wanna stick these up everywhere.
July 24, 2025 at 4:55 PM
someone stuck this up at the L stop and tbh i wanna stick these up everywhere.
i WISH this weren't a weather app glitch and it were actually this cool outside. instead i am sweltering on a bus with subpar air conditioning, and being outside is no respite.
July 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM
i WISH this weren't a weather app glitch and it were actually this cool outside. instead i am sweltering on a bus with subpar air conditioning, and being outside is no respite.
ha! it's true...
but counterpoint - look at this sass monster. all he needs is oats and hay (and the odd peppermint) to be super. 😍
but counterpoint - look at this sass monster. all he needs is oats and hay (and the odd peppermint) to be super. 😍
June 17, 2025 at 2:38 PM
ha! it's true...
but counterpoint - look at this sass monster. all he needs is oats and hay (and the odd peppermint) to be super. 😍
but counterpoint - look at this sass monster. all he needs is oats and hay (and the odd peppermint) to be super. 😍
sorry, i am closed. back tomorrow at 10.
May 19, 2025 at 3:10 AM
sorry, i am closed. back tomorrow at 10.
go home Plagiarbot 5000, you're drunk
May 17, 2025 at 2:20 AM
go home Plagiarbot 5000, you're drunk
CAN'T WASTE A DAY WHEN THE NIGHT BRINGS A HEARSE
SO MAKE A MOVE AND PLEAD THE FIFTH
'CAUSE YA CAN'T PLEAD THE FIRST
SO MAKE A MOVE AND PLEAD THE FIFTH
'CAUSE YA CAN'T PLEAD THE FIRST
May 3, 2025 at 1:52 PM
CAN'T WASTE A DAY WHEN THE NIGHT BRINGS A HEARSE
SO MAKE A MOVE AND PLEAD THE FIFTH
'CAUSE YA CAN'T PLEAD THE FIRST
SO MAKE A MOVE AND PLEAD THE FIFTH
'CAUSE YA CAN'T PLEAD THE FIRST
1. strangely, a manager, Paul E. Dangerously (WCW Dangerous Alliance days)
2. Hank and Tank
3. Anthony Bowens
4. Damien Mizdow
5. Mick Foley
6. Hangman Adam Page 🤠
7. Roman Reigns (i know, i need to stop separating art from artist here, i'm garbage)
#wrestlesky 🤼
2. Hank and Tank
3. Anthony Bowens
4. Damien Mizdow
5. Mick Foley
6. Hangman Adam Page 🤠
7. Roman Reigns (i know, i need to stop separating art from artist here, i'm garbage)
#wrestlesky 🤼
May 1, 2025 at 8:10 PM
1. strangely, a manager, Paul E. Dangerously (WCW Dangerous Alliance days)
2. Hank and Tank
3. Anthony Bowens
4. Damien Mizdow
5. Mick Foley
6. Hangman Adam Page 🤠
7. Roman Reigns (i know, i need to stop separating art from artist here, i'm garbage)
#wrestlesky 🤼
2. Hank and Tank
3. Anthony Bowens
4. Damien Mizdow
5. Mick Foley
6. Hangman Adam Page 🤠
7. Roman Reigns (i know, i need to stop separating art from artist here, i'm garbage)
#wrestlesky 🤼
grateful for the person who not only scratched out nazi graffiti at the L stop, but took the time to write this in response.
April 28, 2025 at 2:56 AM
grateful for the person who not only scratched out nazi graffiti at the L stop, but took the time to write this in response.
when Pom is wonderful, it's pomegranate juice
when it's not, it becomes toilet paper
sorry, them's the rules
when it's not, it becomes toilet paper
sorry, them's the rules
April 25, 2025 at 8:22 PM
when Pom is wonderful, it's pomegranate juice
when it's not, it becomes toilet paper
sorry, them's the rules
when it's not, it becomes toilet paper
sorry, them's the rules
went to the library downtown to return a few books, and what's in the lobby? the travelling exhibit from Keeneland about Black pioneers in #horseracing!
April 4, 2025 at 8:56 PM
went to the library downtown to return a few books, and what's in the lobby? the travelling exhibit from Keeneland about Black pioneers in #horseracing!
today in Tech Bros Reinventing Things That Already Existed...congratulations, Facebook. you've just successfully invented...Facebook.
March 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
today in Tech Bros Reinventing Things That Already Existed...congratulations, Facebook. you've just successfully invented...Facebook.
alright, my predictions for #AEWRevolution!
and as for Zero Hour:
- i think Big Boom and company beats Johnny TV and MxM, though i extremely WANT MxM and Johnny to win.
- i think Jericho retains, though i want Jericho to lose AND disappear.
- Komander and Hologram win 'cause Hologram never loses.
and as for Zero Hour:
- i think Big Boom and company beats Johnny TV and MxM, though i extremely WANT MxM and Johnny to win.
- i think Jericho retains, though i want Jericho to lose AND disappear.
- Komander and Hologram win 'cause Hologram never loses.
March 9, 2025 at 8:59 PM
alright, my predictions for #AEWRevolution!
and as for Zero Hour:
- i think Big Boom and company beats Johnny TV and MxM, though i extremely WANT MxM and Johnny to win.
- i think Jericho retains, though i want Jericho to lose AND disappear.
- Komander and Hologram win 'cause Hologram never loses.
and as for Zero Hour:
- i think Big Boom and company beats Johnny TV and MxM, though i extremely WANT MxM and Johnny to win.
- i think Jericho retains, though i want Jericho to lose AND disappear.
- Komander and Hologram win 'cause Hologram never loses.
My Page Also My Page
January 25, 2025 at 6:43 AM
My Page Also My Page
your Roman. my Roman.
January 25, 2025 at 6:05 AM
your Roman. my Roman.
January 18, 2025 at 5:22 AM
man, the Judgment Day used to be a lot cooler. 🤼
January 3, 2025 at 10:44 PM
man, the Judgment Day used to be a lot cooler. 🤼