Stephen
@dadfather.bsky.social
D e v by day, aspiring guitarist by night, dad & wife guy 24/7
"Daddy I check you's done good job mowing lawn"
May 31, 2023 at 9:17 PM
"Daddy I check you's done good job mowing lawn"
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It’s called we do a little trawling.
May 19, 2023 at 2:48 PM
It’s called we do a little trawling.
I used to be a telemarketer- our calling coach said I broke almost all the etiquette rules she'd recommend the US, but please don't stop!
"You sound so British and slightly-too-formal that you're actually getting past all the secretaries & people are listening"
"You sound so British and slightly-too-formal that you're actually getting past all the secretaries & people are listening"
I actively try to avoid listening to anyone with a British accent because somehow it sounds so authoritative and intellectual to me that I could be convinced the earth is flat.
May 19, 2023 at 5:53 AM
I used to be a telemarketer- our calling coach said I broke almost all the etiquette rules she'd recommend the US, but please don't stop!
"You sound so British and slightly-too-formal that you're actually getting past all the secretaries & people are listening"
"You sound so British and slightly-too-formal that you're actually getting past all the secretaries & people are listening"
This place is going to be messy and glorious
Happy Eurovision final day! 🎉🎉🎉🎉
May 13, 2023 at 8:41 AM
This place is going to be messy and glorious
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Friends fear he's watching fly-tying videos again
May 13, 2023 at 12:46 AM
Friends fear he's watching fly-tying videos again
If you go out in public with a newborn people you don't know will stop and say things like "that's a VERY new baby!"
May 12, 2023 at 11:21 AM
If you go out in public with a newborn people you don't know will stop and say things like "that's a VERY new baby!"
Child 1: Currently able to tell me about things he's looking forward to in the future, small snippets of what he did at nursery
Child 2: Does that scrunchy face mean "I have more trapped wind" or "Father why have you taken the bottle away?"
It's a funny old time of life
Child 2: Does that scrunchy face mean "I have more trapped wind" or "Father why have you taken the bottle away?"
It's a funny old time of life
May 12, 2023 at 12:27 AM
Child 1: Currently able to tell me about things he's looking forward to in the future, small snippets of what he did at nursery
Child 2: Does that scrunchy face mean "I have more trapped wind" or "Father why have you taken the bottle away?"
It's a funny old time of life
Child 2: Does that scrunchy face mean "I have more trapped wind" or "Father why have you taken the bottle away?"
It's a funny old time of life
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@jsonpreet.xyz @sketchynews.net @rathbone.dev @54m.bsky.social @divyaswor.bsky.social wanna stop auto following everyone? Account level Spam label pending if not
May 11, 2023 at 9:45 PM
guilt free blocklist
Tempted to find out who has followed me and never interacted with a single skeet
May 11, 2023 at 9:26 PM
Tempted to find out who has followed me and never interacted with a single skeet
Option 1: Writing JavaScript is mental torture that turns you evil
Option 2: Writing JavaScript is a D&D Evil action and it shifts your alignment just like stealing from kittens
Option 2: Writing JavaScript is a D&D Evil action and it shifts your alignment just like stealing from kittens
yeah what makes a CS major evil is writing javascript
May 11, 2023 at 7:58 PM
Option 1: Writing JavaScript is mental torture that turns you evil
Option 2: Writing JavaScript is a D&D Evil action and it shifts your alignment just like stealing from kittens
Option 2: Writing JavaScript is a D&D Evil action and it shifts your alignment just like stealing from kittens
I had a really nice time today
May 11, 2023 at 2:55 PM
I had a really nice time today
Going to a rehearsal studio tomorrow to play some very loud guitar for the first time.
Partly an early birthday treat! Partly a try before you buy on big guitar cabs and big tones.
Partly an early birthday treat! Partly a try before you buy on big guitar cabs and big tones.
May 10, 2023 at 8:57 PM
Going to a rehearsal studio tomorrow to play some very loud guitar for the first time.
Partly an early birthday treat! Partly a try before you buy on big guitar cabs and big tones.
Partly an early birthday treat! Partly a try before you buy on big guitar cabs and big tones.
Thes trains are called "fast trains", which differentiates them from "steam trains"
May 10, 2023 at 4:57 PM
Thes trains are called "fast trains", which differentiates them from "steam trains"
Why are you in my house
May 10, 2023 at 9:52 AM
Why are you in my house
Child 1 can read "B" and an as-yet undetermined number of other letters, and he knows at least the general shape of the alphabet song.
This is very new
This is very new
May 8, 2023 at 10:32 PM
Child 1 can read "B" and an as-yet undetermined number of other letters, and he knows at least the general shape of the alphabet song.
This is very new
This is very new
You can't just say bald
everyone is going Hat Mode
New hat storage shelf I built this morning.
May 8, 2023 at 5:12 PM
You can't just say bald
Melville posting is back
May 8, 2023 at 4:01 AM
Melville posting is back
[Driving by a McDonald's]
Boy: "Wanted chicken nuggets!"
Wife: "Oh go on then. What does daddy want?"
Boy: "Bergeh"
Boy: "Wanted chicken nuggets!"
Wife: "Oh go on then. What does daddy want?"
Boy: "Bergeh"
May 7, 2023 at 3:11 PM
[Driving by a McDonald's]
Boy: "Wanted chicken nuggets!"
Wife: "Oh go on then. What does daddy want?"
Boy: "Bergeh"
Boy: "Wanted chicken nuggets!"
Wife: "Oh go on then. What does daddy want?"
Boy: "Bergeh"
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harrowing of hellthread
May 6, 2023 at 1:30 AM
harrowing of hellthread
The harrowing of hellthreads
May 6, 2023 at 12:52 AM
The harrowing of hellthreads
I think Boy had a dream about thunder. He woke up screaming and eventually told me he was scared because of the loud noise (it's dry now but was thundering during the day)
Settled him and he got excited to see our friends and their daughter tomorrow. Talked about his new garage and cars.
Settled him and he got excited to see our friends and their daughter tomorrow. Talked about his new garage and cars.
May 5, 2023 at 11:38 PM
I think Boy had a dream about thunder. He woke up screaming and eventually told me he was scared because of the loud noise (it's dry now but was thundering during the day)
Settled him and he got excited to see our friends and their daughter tomorrow. Talked about his new garage and cars.
Settled him and he got excited to see our friends and their daughter tomorrow. Talked about his new garage and cars.