Teferi’s Portable Hole
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EDH. Poly and partnered. Here to have fun. If you stopped by because of an MTG post *BE WARNED THERE ARE ALSO NUDES HERE* Taken by: ⛈️kihyel 🧙🏿♂️thisg4ymike 🛡️borinisboring
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Pinning my fave MTG commander here so that if someone comes to my profile for that they don’t get flash banged by my pasty ass.
Tummy for you
November 26, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Tummy for you
Some light pick ups from the LGS.
November 26, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Some light pick ups from the LGS.
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Another amazing night yesterday at Sips n Spells!
We had 52 people attend yesterday and every new player walked home with a deck that was donated by our very own community. 💕
We had 52 people attend yesterday and every new player walked home with a deck that was donated by our very own community. 💕
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Another amazing night yesterday at Sips n Spells!
We had 52 people attend yesterday and every new player walked home with a deck that was donated by our very own community. 💕
We had 52 people attend yesterday and every new player walked home with a deck that was donated by our very own community. 💕
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gimme your fuckin' face
November 24, 2025 at 2:12 AM
gimme your fuckin' face
Got to nuke some Avenger of Zendikar plant tokens with this bad boy!
November 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Got to nuke some Avenger of Zendikar plant tokens with this bad boy!
Pinning my fave MTG commander here so that if someone comes to my profile for that they don’t get flash banged by my pasty ass.
November 23, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Pinning my fave MTG commander here so that if someone comes to my profile for that they don’t get flash banged by my pasty ass.
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definitely at my heaviest 😏
November 23, 2025 at 3:45 AM
definitely at my heaviest 😏
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Combo that kept me in the game
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Combo that won me the game.
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Combo that won me the game.
November 23, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Combo that kept me in the game
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Combo that won me the game.
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Combo that won me the game.
Currently experiencing a high amount compersion due seeing my partner and his boo interact.
November 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Currently experiencing a high amount compersion due seeing my partner and his boo interact.
Mine has been The Master of Keys. It’s fun to play a deck where the enchantments that are auto removed by the pod keep coming back. Also you have a massive evasive beater in the command zone. Plus it’s esper enchantments so after a certain point you don’t even need him to be out to play your deck.
November 22, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Mine has been The Master of Keys. It’s fun to play a deck where the enchantments that are auto removed by the pod keep coming back. Also you have a massive evasive beater in the command zone. Plus it’s esper enchantments so after a certain point you don’t even need him to be out to play your deck.
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wake up. it’s time for breakfast. 🍼
November 22, 2025 at 4:34 PM
wake up. it’s time for breakfast. 🍼
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good morning, come help me bust this nut 😮💨
🍆 💦
#flashbackfriday #nsfw
#fatdickfriday #fatcockfriday
#fcf #fdf
🍆 💦
#flashbackfriday #nsfw
#fatdickfriday #fatcockfriday
#fcf #fdf
September 5, 2025 at 3:45 PM
good morning, come help me bust this nut 😮💨
🍆 💦
#flashbackfriday #nsfw
#fatdickfriday #fatcockfriday
#fcf #fdf
🍆 💦
#flashbackfriday #nsfw
#fatdickfriday #fatcockfriday
#fcf #fdf
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As am I 😈
November 22, 2025 at 4:23 PM
As am I 😈
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Moar mtg cards :3
November 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Moar mtg cards :3
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Just a reminder, “Epstein” is the name of the sex trafficker.
The president is called “Epstein’s monster.”
The president is called “Epstein’s monster.”
November 21, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Just a reminder, “Epstein” is the name of the sex trafficker.
The president is called “Epstein’s monster.”
The president is called “Epstein’s monster.”
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Everyday is hump day when you think about 🐸✨
November 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Everyday is hump day when you think about 🐸✨
Would you let me rule 0 him as my commander 🥺
November 21, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Would you let me rule 0 him as my commander 🥺
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Ya’ll she went a little crazy at the LGS.
November 18, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Ya’ll she went a little crazy at the LGS.