Thotseize
@daddymilkers.bsky.social
🏳️🌈. EDH. Poly and partnered. DFW. Here to have fun. If you stopped by because of an MTG post *BE WARNED THERE ARE ALSO NUDES HERE* Taken by: ⛈️kihyel 🧙🏿♂️thisg4ymike 🛡️borinisboring
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Thotseize
@daddymilkers.bsky.social
· Nov 23
Pinning my fave MTG commander here so that if someone comes to my profile for that they don’t get flash banged by my pasty ass.
*Akon voice* I’m stocked UP
(These cards are besties when stock up is the only one in your graveyard)
(These cards are besties when stock up is the only one in your graveyard)
February 16, 2026 at 9:16 PM
*Akon voice* I’m stocked UP
(These cards are besties when stock up is the only one in your graveyard)
(These cards are besties when stock up is the only one in your graveyard)
If was up to meeeeeee 🎶 I wouldn’t give these nobodies no sympathyyyyyy 🎶 Love you babe.
February 12, 2026 at 3:38 PM
If was up to meeeeeee 🎶 I wouldn’t give these nobodies no sympathyyyyyy 🎶 Love you babe.
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My M*T*G posts get more engagement than my nudes. I’m chopped lmfao.
February 10, 2026 at 3:29 PM
My M*T*G posts get more engagement than my nudes. I’m chopped lmfao.
Today’s MTG haul :)
February 10, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Today’s MTG haul :)
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Lutri's sentence has been served! You can't use this adorable menace as a companion but otherwise, it's fair game! Check out the latest B&R Annoucement for Commander - https://ow.ly/w7PB50YbN4l
#mtgcommunity #mtg #magicthegathering #magicthegatheringcommunity #mtgcommander #edh
#mtgcommunity #mtg #magicthegathering #magicthegatheringcommunity #mtgcommander #edh
February 9, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Lutri's sentence has been served! You can't use this adorable menace as a companion but otherwise, it's fair game! Check out the latest B&R Annoucement for Commander - https://ow.ly/w7PB50YbN4l
#mtgcommunity #mtg #magicthegathering #magicthegatheringcommunity #mtgcommander #edh
#mtgcommunity #mtg #magicthegathering #magicthegatheringcommunity #mtgcommander #edh
February 9, 2026 at 12:34 AM
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I think I look like an absolute UNIT in this picture. 💪🏾💪🏾
February 7, 2026 at 12:39 PM
I think I look like an absolute UNIT in this picture. 💪🏾💪🏾
Hey MTG friends! Take a look at this!
I'm giving away TEN Collector Booster Boxes of Lorwyn Eclipsed!
I'm giving TEN PEOPLE each one box of Collector Boosters from Lorwyn as a thank you for donating to Trans Lifeline!
Just donate in multiples of $4.00 to @translifeline.org until Feb 7 at 10am PST!
Donate--> give.translifeline.org/tcc
I'm giving TEN PEOPLE each one box of Collector Boosters from Lorwyn as a thank you for donating to Trans Lifeline!
Just donate in multiples of $4.00 to @translifeline.org until Feb 7 at 10am PST!
Donate--> give.translifeline.org/tcc
February 6, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Hey MTG friends! Take a look at this!
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Been feeling myself lately 😌
February 5, 2026 at 6:27 AM
Been feeling myself lately 😌
Ruin me pls
February 5, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Ruin me pls
Had Carolina mustard for the first time and it fucks.
February 5, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Had Carolina mustard for the first time and it fucks.
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Warning: might cause choking ⚠️
February 4, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Warning: might cause choking ⚠️
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I… need to be pinned and bred…NOW
February 3, 2026 at 1:28 PM
I… need to be pinned and bred…NOW
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Squeaked out a win with this cutie pie! 😍
February 2, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Squeaked out a win with this cutie pie! 😍
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Facts. Y'all better dance to this old shit🙂↕️🙂↕️
February 2, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Facts. Y'all better dance to this old shit🙂↕️🙂↕️
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I hate that some things can make you think of people that are no longer in you life.
January 31, 2026 at 8:39 PM
I hate that some things can make you think of people that are no longer in you life.
Muscle bear juiced to the gills with roids to gainer content pipeline should be studied.
January 28, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Muscle bear juiced to the gills with roids to gainer content pipeline should be studied.
Get out of here with the G*ry V*ynerchuk recommendation BS.
January 28, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Get out of here with the G*ry V*ynerchuk recommendation BS.