Teferi’s Portable Hole
@daddymilkers.bsky.social
EDH. Poly and partnered. Here to have fun. If you stopped by because of an MTG post *BE WARNED THERE ARE ALSO NUDES HERE* Taken by: ⛈️kihyel 🧙🏿♂️thisg4ymike 🛡️borinisboring
Tummy for you
November 26, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Tummy for you
Some light pick ups from the LGS.
November 26, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Some light pick ups from the LGS.
Got to nuke some Avenger of Zendikar plant tokens with this bad boy!
November 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Got to nuke some Avenger of Zendikar plant tokens with this bad boy!
Pinning my fave MTG commander here so that if someone comes to my profile for that they don’t get flash banged by my pasty ass.
November 23, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Pinning my fave MTG commander here so that if someone comes to my profile for that they don’t get flash banged by my pasty ass.
This guy! I love him I’m just not sure about my mono black artifact building skills lmao.
November 23, 2025 at 4:38 AM
This guy! I love him I’m just not sure about my mono black artifact building skills lmao.
Bonus cards if you put this on the wurmcoil engine before sacrificing it.
November 23, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Bonus cards if you put this on the wurmcoil engine before sacrificing it.
Combo that kept me in the game
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Combo that won me the game.
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Combo that won me the game.
November 23, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Combo that kept me in the game
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Combo that won me the game.
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Combo that won me the game.
Mine has been The Master of Keys. It’s fun to play a deck where the enchantments that are auto removed by the pod keep coming back. Also you have a massive evasive beater in the command zone. Plus it’s esper enchantments so after a certain point you don’t even need him to be out to play your deck.
November 22, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Mine has been The Master of Keys. It’s fun to play a deck where the enchantments that are auto removed by the pod keep coming back. Also you have a massive evasive beater in the command zone. Plus it’s esper enchantments so after a certain point you don’t even need him to be out to play your deck.
Moar mtg cards :3
November 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Moar mtg cards :3
Would you let me rule 0 him as my commander 🥺
November 21, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Would you let me rule 0 him as my commander 🥺
Ya’ll she went a little crazy at the LGS.
November 18, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Ya’ll she went a little crazy at the LGS.
It’s not Friday but I finally built a deck that used this 5 drop and now I understand.
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 PM
It’s not Friday but I finally built a deck that used this 5 drop and now I understand.
My MTG haul today :3
November 13, 2025 at 2:34 AM
My MTG haul today :3
Can’t believe this was earlier this year. Seems like ages ago cuz of all the shit going on. MagicCon was one of the most fun things I’ve done in ages. *white girl voice* Take me backkkkkk 😭
November 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Can’t believe this was earlier this year. Seems like ages ago cuz of all the shit going on. MagicCon was one of the most fun things I’ve done in ages. *white girl voice* Take me backkkkkk 😭
Fat dad Friday 🫣
November 8, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Fat dad Friday 🫣
Yeah! I called it a cooter. What of it?
November 8, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Yeah! I called it a cooter. What of it?
Tummy Tuesday ☺️
November 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Tummy Tuesday ☺️
Had fun playing EDH yesterday! We only had 3 and we each won a game. I won with my my Teval deck and this combo. My boo popped off with Lady Octopus and simulacrum synthesizer and our pod mate beat us down with Fangorn and a bunch of trees!
October 27, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Had fun playing EDH yesterday! We only had 3 and we each won a game. I won with my my Teval deck and this combo. My boo popped off with Lady Octopus and simulacrum synthesizer and our pod mate beat us down with Fangorn and a bunch of trees!
