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Thanksgiving, my dishwasher flooded and flowed into my basement. First week of Christmas break, the water filter under my sink explodes and floods my basement. I am pretty sure I should just give my pto back every year…
December 18, 2024 at 1:16 AM
Thanksgiving, my dishwasher flooded and flowed into my basement. First week of Christmas break, the water filter under my sink explodes and floods my basement. I am pretty sure I should just give my pto back every year…
This seems like something my oldest daughter would do.
December 18, 2024 at 1:04 AM
This seems like something my oldest daughter would do.
Same.
My toxic trait is wanting to own a physical copy of every retro video game ever made. 🥲
December 3, 2024 at 12:54 AM
Same.
So true.
Ice cream is good.
December 2, 2024 at 12:55 PM
So true.
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i know coffee won’t fix me but it won’t not not fix me
November 30, 2024 at 1:00 PM
i know coffee won’t fix me but it won’t not not fix me
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operator: 911 what’s your emergency
me: my roommate ate my thanksgiving leftovers
operator: seriously??
me: yes
operator
me:
operator: dude, i totally apologized for that at home already
me: my roommate ate my thanksgiving leftovers
operator: seriously??
me: yes
operator
me:
operator: dude, i totally apologized for that at home already
November 30, 2024 at 5:26 PM
operator: 911 what’s your emergency
me: my roommate ate my thanksgiving leftovers
operator: seriously??
me: yes
operator
me:
operator: dude, i totally apologized for that at home already
me: my roommate ate my thanksgiving leftovers
operator: seriously??
me: yes
operator
me:
operator: dude, i totally apologized for that at home already