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The Onion’s Guide To The Emmys https://theonion.com/the-onions-guide-to-the-emmys/
September 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
The Onion’s Guide To The Emmys https://theonion.com/the-onions-guide-to-the-emmys/
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Not sure this [gestures everywhere] was such a great idea
September 12, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Not sure this [gestures everywhere] was such a great idea
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Trump Informs Nation They Better Start Liking Those Little Canned Wieners
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Trump Informs Nation They Better Start Liking Those Little Canned Wieners
WASHINGTON—Saying that Americans should anticipate certain lifestyle changes as a result of his newly announced tariffs, President Donald Trump informed the nation Thursday that they better start liking those little canned wieners. “Hope you aren’t too attached to whatever fancy crap you eat now, because those little wiener dogs in the cans are coming back […]
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April 6, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Trump Informs Nation They Better Start Liking Those Little Canned Wieners
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All I’m saying is that President Harris wouldn’t have us looking at the futures market on a Sunday night.
April 6, 2025 at 11:12 PM
All I’m saying is that President Harris wouldn’t have us looking at the futures market on a Sunday night.
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They’ll be super careful next time, one time mistake www.nytimes.com/2025/04/01/u...
U.S. Says Deportation of Maryland Man Was an ‘Administrative Error’
Kilmar Armando Abrego Garcia, who was in the U.S. legally, is now in prison in El Salvador, and federal courts have no jurisdiction to order his release, the Trump administration said in a court filin...
www.nytimes.com
April 1, 2025 at 2:02 PM
They’ll be super careful next time, one time mistake www.nytimes.com/2025/04/01/u...
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‘I Messed Up At Work Again,’ Crestfallen Michael Waltz Texts Wife, National Geographic Editorial Staff
March 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
‘I Messed Up At Work Again,’ Crestfallen Michael Waltz Texts Wife, National Geographic Editorial Staff
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We bombed a hospital last night.
Have agreed to stop bombing infrastructure. So I'll have more time to focus on military targets like hospitals.
March 19, 2025 at 11:30 AM
We bombed a hospital last night.
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This reality show premise of finding the dumbest MFer in the country and making him president isn’t going well. Season 1 sucked. Season 2 is much worse.
March 4, 2025 at 6:09 PM
This reality show premise of finding the dumbest MFer in the country and making him president isn’t going well. Season 1 sucked. Season 2 is much worse.
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“Fly over to the White House so we can berate you” my thoughts.
February 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
“Fly over to the White House so we can berate you” my thoughts.
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"If the GOP could pull Trump’s dick out of their mouths long enough for the oxygen to return to their brains, they might see how batshit crazy it is to run a govt like this... But that would require a spine and these Republicans have the collective courage of a baby deer caught in a 6-lane highway."
February 24, 2025 at 7:53 PM
"If the GOP could pull Trump’s dick out of their mouths long enough for the oxygen to return to their brains, they might see how batshit crazy it is to run a govt like this... But that would require a spine and these Republicans have the collective courage of a baby deer caught in a 6-lane highway."
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Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country
Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country
WASHINGTON—According to a new report published Wednesday by the Pew Research Center, you live in a deeply embarrassing and barely functional country. “Our latest research and statistical analysis show...
theonion.com
February 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country
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Republicans for much of 2024: "How DARE you call our candidate Mr Trump a fascist?"
*President* Trump in 2025:
*President* Trump in 2025:
February 15, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Republicans for much of 2024: "How DARE you call our candidate Mr Trump a fascist?"
*President* Trump in 2025:
*President* Trump in 2025:
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Inclusive legal positivism out of control
February 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Inclusive legal positivism out of control
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Hi Bluesky! Glad to be here.
February 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Hi Bluesky! Glad to be here.
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Dems spent years avoiding having any kind of convo about adding seats to the Supreme Court because 'what kind of precedent would that set for Republicans?'
Meanwhile, the GOP take office & within weeks are openly talking about ignoring court verdicts and impeaching judges. Sigh.
Meanwhile, the GOP take office & within weeks are openly talking about ignoring court verdicts and impeaching judges. Sigh.
February 9, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Dems spent years avoiding having any kind of convo about adding seats to the Supreme Court because 'what kind of precedent would that set for Republicans?'
Meanwhile, the GOP take office & within weeks are openly talking about ignoring court verdicts and impeaching judges. Sigh.
Meanwhile, the GOP take office & within weeks are openly talking about ignoring court verdicts and impeaching judges. Sigh.
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Totally normal
Trump says he will fire Kennedy Center board members, appoint himself chairman
Trump did not attend prominent events during his administration. The move comes as his directives have begun to force changes at Washington’s cultural institutions.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 8, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Totally normal
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...
theonion.com
February 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
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Oh look, the former president of Russia and top Putin ally Dmitry Medevev is totally onboard with Musk and Trump’s plans for USAID.
February 3, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Oh look, the former president of Russia and top Putin ally Dmitry Medevev is totally onboard with Musk and Trump’s plans for USAID.
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Gordon Ramsay: You put no effort into your food, it's disgusting
me, knocking back a handful of Cheez-its: That's right, Gordon, you tell em
me, knocking back a handful of Cheez-its: That's right, Gordon, you tell em
February 1, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Gordon Ramsay: You put no effort into your food, it's disgusting
me, knocking back a handful of Cheez-its: That's right, Gordon, you tell em
me, knocking back a handful of Cheez-its: That's right, Gordon, you tell em
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“Thanks Judge for the permission to commit crimes”
January 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
“Thanks Judge for the permission to commit crimes”
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Starting to get it?
January 20, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Starting to get it?