D.
@d-elleeeement.bsky.social
Look in the mirror and see my biggest fan. she/her.
Just posting my face cause my locs are gone.
July 19, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Just posting my face cause my locs are gone.
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Mind you, I’m logging on for the first time in weeks and this is the first tweet I see 😭
pearline walked in the mississippi sun with that bush?? oh i know that thang tasted like chinese hot mustard.
June 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Mind you, I’m logging on for the first time in weeks and this is the first tweet I see 😭
Whew, yes Lord.
i wanna make a thread of the black bi niggas bein fine.
so lemme make this a thread of us bi niggas bein fine. let’s start pride month right.
so lemme make this a thread of us bi niggas bein fine. let’s start pride month right.
June 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Whew, yes Lord.
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Not me, baby. Call my coochie the United Nations employee cafeteria, everyone can eat.
June 1, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Not me, baby. Call my coochie the United Nations employee cafeteria, everyone can eat.
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The biggest fumble in television history.
June 1, 2025 at 8:39 PM
The biggest fumble in television history.
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Debut? You mean to tell me Coco Jones been putting out loosies this whole time?
April 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Debut? You mean to tell me Coco Jones been putting out loosies this whole time?
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Last year Club Shay Shay blew up because people love gossip + mess. This year Club Shay Shay is getting blown up because of gossip + mess. Live by the lipstick alley...
April 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Last year Club Shay Shay blew up because people love gossip + mess. This year Club Shay Shay is getting blown up because of gossip + mess. Live by the lipstick alley...
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When Shannon "accidentally" went live on IG while he was boinking and the response was to sell "My Michelle" t-shirts...
That's when he solidified his creepy uncle at the cookout status for me.
That's when he solidified his creepy uncle at the cookout status for me.
Last year Club Shay Shay blew up because people love gossip + mess. This year Club Shay Shay is getting blown up because of gossip + mess. Live by the lipstick alley...
April 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
When Shannon "accidentally" went live on IG while he was boinking and the response was to sell "My Michelle" t-shirts...
That's when he solidified his creepy uncle at the cookout status for me.
That's when he solidified his creepy uncle at the cookout status for me.
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Keeping it 1000 the concept of intelligence as we know it is BULLSHIT. It's racist, ableist, classist, sexist and pseudoscientific 'cause it's based in eugenics.
April 23, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Keeping it 1000 the concept of intelligence as we know it is BULLSHIT. It's racist, ableist, classist, sexist and pseudoscientific 'cause it's based in eugenics.
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I have never, in all my days, seen such blasphemy
mashed potatoes not like that fr
April 23, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I have never, in all my days, seen such blasphemy
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His jersey might say 27 but he’ll always be patient 0 to me
Gobert prob out there with the measles
April 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM
His jersey might say 27 but he’ll always be patient 0 to me
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This is unnecessary because no NDA “covers sexual abuse” because crimes cannot be covered by an NDA.
Ban all NDAs that cover sexual abuse.
April 21, 2025 at 11:21 PM
This is unnecessary because no NDA “covers sexual abuse” because crimes cannot be covered by an NDA.
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This has been me multiple times today on here.
bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorway
Alt: bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while grampa simpson is comes in and instantly leaves
media.tenor.com
April 21, 2025 at 11:38 PM
This has been me multiple times today on here.
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Irish band Kneecap at Coachella.
April 20, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Irish band Kneecap at Coachella.
Man, what a game. Nasty finish.
April 21, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Man, what a game. Nasty finish.
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Houston said the Warriors are gonna have to earn it.
April 21, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Houston said the Warriors are gonna have to earn it.
If I was the Rockets, my stomach would be on the floor right now. You can hear a pin drop in that arena 😭
April 21, 2025 at 3:20 AM
If I was the Rockets, my stomach would be on the floor right now. You can hear a pin drop in that arena 😭
I really like myself. Younger me would’ve never imagined this.
April 21, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I really like myself. Younger me would’ve never imagined this.
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If you ain't a Christian, I'ma stab you in the face
If it ain't bout Jesus, ⁱ'ᵐᵃ ʰⁱᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵗʰⁱˢ ᵏ
If it ain't bout Jesus, ⁱ'ᵐᵃ ʰⁱᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵗʰⁱˢ ᵏ
April 20, 2025 at 2:03 PM
If you ain't a Christian, I'ma stab you in the face
If it ain't bout Jesus, ⁱ'ᵐᵃ ʰⁱᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵗʰⁱˢ ᵏ
If it ain't bout Jesus, ⁱ'ᵐᵃ ʰⁱᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵗʰⁱˢ ᵏ
Up at Jesus’ arrival time, watching Unwrapped
April 20, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Up at Jesus’ arrival time, watching Unwrapped
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Y'all.....I want to say this with love and care.
But, if you are tired of getting to know people for romantic purposes, then stop.
You don't have to be in constant search of romantic partnership. You don't HAVE to be.
It is okay to take a break.
But, if you are tired of getting to know people for romantic purposes, then stop.
You don't have to be in constant search of romantic partnership. You don't HAVE to be.
It is okay to take a break.
April 19, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Y'all.....I want to say this with love and care.
But, if you are tired of getting to know people for romantic purposes, then stop.
You don't have to be in constant search of romantic partnership. You don't HAVE to be.
It is okay to take a break.
But, if you are tired of getting to know people for romantic purposes, then stop.
You don't have to be in constant search of romantic partnership. You don't HAVE to be.
It is okay to take a break.
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Their incompetence has slowed them down a bit.
But in *this* particular instance, I don't think it has anything to do with incompetence. They weren't ready for Harvard to call their bluff after Columbia spread their cheeks real easy & for FREE.
Gave them a false win & thus false confidence.
But in *this* particular instance, I don't think it has anything to do with incompetence. They weren't ready for Harvard to call their bluff after Columbia spread their cheeks real easy & for FREE.
Gave them a false win & thus false confidence.
If we make it through this dark period with democracy intact, it may be because the administration's incompetence was greater than its depravity.
April 19, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Their incompetence has slowed them down a bit.
But in *this* particular instance, I don't think it has anything to do with incompetence. They weren't ready for Harvard to call their bluff after Columbia spread their cheeks real easy & for FREE.
Gave them a false win & thus false confidence.
But in *this* particular instance, I don't think it has anything to do with incompetence. They weren't ready for Harvard to call their bluff after Columbia spread their cheeks real easy & for FREE.
Gave them a false win & thus false confidence.