CynicalFookBag 🕊️✌🏻💜🤼♀️🪩
@cynicalfookbag.bsky.social
If you say something to me that sounds like a song lyric, I will reply with the next lyric.
🌈📚🔭🦄🌍🤘🏻♻️🇪🇺🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️✊🏾🇺🇦🇵🇸
🌈📚🔭🦄🌍🤘🏻♻️🇪🇺🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️✊🏾🇺🇦🇵🇸
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If you an #AEW fan but are fed up of BlueSky/X/Reddit/Facebook, I have a Telegram group of a few AEW Sickos that you are welcome to join!
Rules:
1) This is an inclusive community so be respectful
2) You are allowed to disagree but do so respectfully
3) Humour and silliness is encouraged
Rules:
1) This is an inclusive community so be respectful
2) You are allowed to disagree but do so respectfully
3) Humour and silliness is encouraged
February 12, 2026 at 1:41 PM
If you an #AEW fan but are fed up of BlueSky/X/Reddit/Facebook, I have a Telegram group of a few AEW Sickos that you are welcome to join!
Rules:
1) This is an inclusive community so be respectful
2) You are allowed to disagree but do so respectfully
3) Humour and silliness is encouraged
Rules:
1) This is an inclusive community so be respectful
2) You are allowed to disagree but do so respectfully
3) Humour and silliness is encouraged
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
If you an #AEW fan but are fed up of BlueSky/X/Reddit/Facebook, I have a Telegram group of a few AEW Sickos that you are welcome to join!
Rules:
1) This is an inclusive community so be respectful
2) You are allowed to disagree but do so respectfully
3) Humour and silliness is encouraged
Rules:
1) This is an inclusive community so be respectful
2) You are allowed to disagree but do so respectfully
3) Humour and silliness is encouraged
You wanna get angry about something..
..get angry about Pokémon
Beautiful creatures ripped from their natural habitat and forced to fight for pre-pubescent ingrates
My favourite Pokémon is a free Pokémon
#SuperBowlLX
..get angry about Pokémon
Beautiful creatures ripped from their natural habitat and forced to fight for pre-pubescent ingrates
My favourite Pokémon is a free Pokémon
#SuperBowlLX
February 9, 2026 at 2:03 AM
You wanna get angry about something..
..get angry about Pokémon
Beautiful creatures ripped from their natural habitat and forced to fight for pre-pubescent ingrates
My favourite Pokémon is a free Pokémon
#SuperBowlLX
..get angry about Pokémon
Beautiful creatures ripped from their natural habitat and forced to fight for pre-pubescent ingrates
My favourite Pokémon is a free Pokémon
#SuperBowlLX
“The only thing more powerful than hate is love” on the video board.”
I see your Buckshot Lariat and raise you, Toni Storm with a microphone
Murder. Absolute death.
I see your Buckshot Lariat and raise you, Toni Storm with a microphone
Murder. Absolute death.
Someone hasn't seen Hangman Page deliver a buckshot lariat.
It's more powerful than both.
It's more powerful than both.
Give Bad Bunny all the credit for this:
“The only thing more powerful than hate is love” on the video board.
“The only thing more powerful than hate is love” on the video board.
February 9, 2026 at 1:49 AM
“The only thing more powerful than hate is love” on the video board.”
I see your Buckshot Lariat and raise you, Toni Storm with a microphone
Murder. Absolute death.
I see your Buckshot Lariat and raise you, Toni Storm with a microphone
Murder. Absolute death.
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Reposted by CynicalFookBag 🕊️✌🏻💜🤼♀️🪩
I don't know how they do it, but AEW has to steal Bad Bunny and do a show in PPV in Puerto Rico. 🤼♂️
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
I don't know how they do it, but AEW has to steal Bad Bunny and do a show in PPV in Puerto Rico. 🤼♂️
February 9, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Me: “I’ll just have a quick mooch on BlueSky..”
Me 5 mins later: 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
Me 5 mins later: 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
February 9, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Me: “I’ll just have a quick mooch on BlueSky..”
Me 5 mins later: 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
Me 5 mins later: 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
Reposted by CynicalFookBag 🕊️✌🏻💜🤼♀️🪩
Don Callis loses his dentures
Taz & Excalibur mock him with their trademark subtly
Taz & Excalibur mock him with their trademark subtly
January 29, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Don Callis loses his dentures
Taz & Excalibur mock him with their trademark subtly
Taz & Excalibur mock him with their trademark subtly
If we’re gonna get intergender belts at some point, I have a name for one team..
Timeless Toni Storm…Orange Cassidy…dancing…
“You’ve Been Tangoed”
I’m a genius @aewontv.bsky.social
#AEWDynamite #AEWCollision #AEW 🤼♀️
Timeless Toni Storm…Orange Cassidy…dancing…
“You’ve Been Tangoed”
I’m a genius @aewontv.bsky.social
#AEWDynamite #AEWCollision #AEW 🤼♀️
January 29, 2026 at 11:29 AM
If we’re gonna get intergender belts at some point, I have a name for one team..
Timeless Toni Storm…Orange Cassidy…dancing…
“You’ve Been Tangoed”
I’m a genius @aewontv.bsky.social
#AEWDynamite #AEWCollision #AEW 🤼♀️
Timeless Toni Storm…Orange Cassidy…dancing…
“You’ve Been Tangoed”
I’m a genius @aewontv.bsky.social
#AEWDynamite #AEWCollision #AEW 🤼♀️
Reposted by CynicalFookBag 🕊️✌🏻💜🤼♀️🪩
Anthony Bowens and Max Caster relationship has.......... Improved????
Via AEW on X
Via AEW on X
January 13, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Anthony Bowens and Max Caster relationship has.......... Improved????
Via AEW on X
Via AEW on X
Stokeley Hathaway of #AEW has released a statement via the media team at the Vivian Banks Medical Centre:
“Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped turned upside down
Now I’d like to take a minute just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I became a guy with no hoes and no hair”
“Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped turned upside down
Now I’d like to take a minute just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I became a guy with no hoes and no hair”
a man in a suit is smiling and says i 'm a genius .
ALT: a man in a suit is smiling and says i 'm a genius .
media.tenor.com
January 11, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Stokeley Hathaway of #AEW has released a statement via the media team at the Vivian Banks Medical Centre:
“Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped turned upside down
Now I’d like to take a minute just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I became a guy with no hoes and no hair”
“Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped turned upside down
Now I’d like to take a minute just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I became a guy with no hoes and no hair”
Reposted by CynicalFookBag 🕊️✌🏻💜🤼♀️🪩
We're how many years into MJF and somehow people still don't understand he does the low hanging fruit promos because the crowds babyface him when he does anything else?
The heat is supposed to be "we know you're more clever than that, STFU." It's the promo equivalent of Ted Dibiase's black glove.
The heat is supposed to be "we know you're more clever than that, STFU." It's the promo equivalent of Ted Dibiase's black glove.
December 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
We're how many years into MJF and somehow people still don't understand he does the low hanging fruit promos because the crowds babyface him when he does anything else?
The heat is supposed to be "we know you're more clever than that, STFU." It's the promo equivalent of Ted Dibiase's black glove.
The heat is supposed to be "we know you're more clever than that, STFU." It's the promo equivalent of Ted Dibiase's black glove.
MJF is #AEW world champ again
If you get offended by his character, act, or remarks, he’s doing his job right
He’s a heel
That’s the point
Virtue signalling about it makes you look like a very silly sausage
Peace & Love 🕊️✌️💜
If you get offended by his character, act, or remarks, he’s doing his job right
He’s a heel
That’s the point
Virtue signalling about it makes you look like a very silly sausage
Peace & Love 🕊️✌️💜
December 28, 2025 at 12:01 PM
MJF is #AEW world champ again
If you get offended by his character, act, or remarks, he’s doing his job right
He’s a heel
That’s the point
Virtue signalling about it makes you look like a very silly sausage
Peace & Love 🕊️✌️💜
If you get offended by his character, act, or remarks, he’s doing his job right
He’s a heel
That’s the point
Virtue signalling about it makes you look like a very silly sausage
Peace & Love 🕊️✌️💜
Reposted by CynicalFookBag 🕊️✌🏻💜🤼♀️🪩
"Lawyers negotiated an early exit from WWE that came to be in the last couple of weeks"
December 23, 2025 at 4:09 AM
"Lawyers negotiated an early exit from WWE that came to be in the last couple of weeks"
Frank Mortos Esq.
Goattorney-At-Law
Goattorney-At-Law
Andrade is now eligible to sign with AEW, I'm told.
Lawyers negotiated an early exit from WWE that came to be in the last couple of weeks.
More details on how it all happened, now on FightfulSelect.com for subscribers
Lawyers negotiated an early exit from WWE that came to be in the last couple of weeks.
More details on how it all happened, now on FightfulSelect.com for subscribers
December 23, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Frank Mortos Esq.
Goattorney-At-Law
Goattorney-At-Law
If you don’t have a whole ass wrestler fall on you during a show, did you even watch wrestling? 🤼♀️
#AEWDynamite
#AEWDynamite
December 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM
If you don’t have a whole ass wrestler fall on you during a show, did you even watch wrestling? 🤼♀️
#AEWDynamite
#AEWDynamite
December 18, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I’ve done my UK Heels proud with that sign 😁😁😁 #AEWDynamite
The hype from Eddie Kingston and the subsequent EDDIE chants to the deflated "awwwww" chants when Don Callis came out was HILARIOUS.
DON CALLIS EATS TUNA PIZZA SIGN?!
MANCHESTER I LOVE YOU.
#AEWDynamite
DON CALLIS EATS TUNA PIZZA SIGN?!
MANCHESTER I LOVE YOU.
#AEWDynamite
December 18, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I’ve done my UK Heels proud with that sign 😁😁😁 #AEWDynamite
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no noooooooooooooooo!!!!!
December 6, 2025 at 8:21 PM
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no noooooooooooooooo!!!!!
Oh Ambassador @tonykhan.bsky.social
With this #AEWCollision trios match of MXM TV vs Dalton Castle & The Outrunners, you really are spoiling us 🤼♀️
With this #AEWCollision trios match of MXM TV vs Dalton Castle & The Outrunners, you really are spoiling us 🤼♀️
a man with a beard wearing a suit and white shirt is pointing his finger
ALT: a man with a beard wearing a suit and white shirt is pointing his finger
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Oh Ambassador @tonykhan.bsky.social
With this #AEWCollision trios match of MXM TV vs Dalton Castle & The Outrunners, you really are spoiling us 🤼♀️
With this #AEWCollision trios match of MXM TV vs Dalton Castle & The Outrunners, you really are spoiling us 🤼♀️
Good for you keeping things interesting in the relationship
That’s real commitment
That’s real commitment
November 23, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Good for you keeping things interesting in the relationship
That’s real commitment
That’s real commitment
The meltdown of the IWC feels very much like the meltdown after Danielson was nearly killed by Mox
And…look what happened with that storyline
Honestly, you fuckers have short-arse memories
#AEWFullGear
And…look what happened with that storyline
Honestly, you fuckers have short-arse memories
#AEWFullGear
November 23, 2025 at 11:37 AM
The meltdown of the IWC feels very much like the meltdown after Danielson was nearly killed by Mox
And…look what happened with that storyline
Honestly, you fuckers have short-arse memories
#AEWFullGear
And…look what happened with that storyline
Honestly, you fuckers have short-arse memories
#AEWFullGear
IWC: “I hate it when things are predictable, I love surprise endings…”
*Surprise Ending Booked*
Also IWC: “No, not like that…”
#AEWFullGear
*Surprise Ending Booked*
Also IWC: “No, not like that…”
#AEWFullGear
November 23, 2025 at 11:35 AM
IWC: “I hate it when things are predictable, I love surprise endings…”
*Surprise Ending Booked*
Also IWC: “No, not like that…”
#AEWFullGear
*Surprise Ending Booked*
Also IWC: “No, not like that…”
#AEWFullGear