Uncle Baby Boyd
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Uncle Baby Boyd
@twobitwhackjob.bsky.social
Now I am talking about your 50,000 watt intensive care unit, babies! So just sit right down, relax, open your ears real wide and say, "Give it to me straight, Doctor. I can take it."

I almost forgot, fellow babies: BOOGER!

Chalupas and Batmen.
Pizza places be like "click to get 4 large Supremes with a 2L of Pepsi for 25 bucks"

But if you just go to the menu it's like "medium pepperoni, no box...74.95"
November 14, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Davis, a 2nd and some swap rights for Anthony Edwards?
November 14, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I would not call acquiring Nazi Smith "trying"
The Jets go for their third straight win after starting 0-7. And that's the best thing that can be said about being forced to watch the Jets in prime time tonight.
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
Jets try to win third straight after starting 0-7
Tonight, we will all be subjected to the 2-7 Jets in prime time.
www.nbcsports.com
November 14, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Is Abu Dhabi 2021 one of the race issues they need permission to discuss, or can they just mention Lewis left the track to gain an advantage on lap 1 and Massi just let him fuck off into the distance?
COLLEGE STATION, Texas (AP) — Texas A&M adopts policy requiring professors to get OK from school president to discuss certain race and gender issues.
November 14, 2025 at 12:07 AM
You can't fuck freshmen.

Period.
November 13, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I got infected intestines.
November 13, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Wait.... Megan Kelly wasn't saying that Epstein enjoyed the first ever ECW PPV from April 1997 featuring Taz vs Sabu?
November 13, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Ricky Steamboat got Christopher Daniels eye
November 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Recovery through chemistry for Steroid Lane
November 13, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Hell yeah, Blood and Guts!
November 13, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Reposted by Uncle Baby Boyd
Timeline cleanse (I grew up with orange cats because of my mother and sister and this is 10000% accurate)
November 13, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Scott Boras is stealing gribbles bit!
November 13, 2025 at 12:14 AM
But like.... Why does he have Hanes socks from 1986?
November 12, 2025 at 2:58 AM
IQ gets you hired. EQ gets you promoted.
I think the belief by the powerful that "people will put up with many things if you are excellent at math" is incredibly revealing in terms of understanding How We Got Here
November 12, 2025 at 2:21 AM
The guy with a losing record while having Ohtani and Trout has opinions on managing.
November 12, 2025 at 2:16 AM
My DNA says "schwingggg"
I am brave enough to find Dua Lipa attractive
November 12, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Siriani has brain damage.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM
It sucks but the Eagles winning here is best for the Cowboys.

Not catching them for the division, and every GB loss is a better draft pick.
November 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Once GB touched it, nothing bad can happen for the eagles. Good job going for it dude.

Google Bryan McCann punt.
November 11, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Lane Johnson got so many drugs.

Then the game started.
November 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Reposted by Uncle Baby Boyd
this is so dumb. Can’t watch the game on YouTubetv, but can download the nfl app to my tv, sign in to that using my YouTubetv account, and watch the game that way.
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The Packers have diary of a wimpy kid as their DC.
November 11, 2025 at 2:17 AM
These are supposed to be good teams?
November 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Eagles were like "they can call us for false start? We pointed!"
November 11, 2025 at 1:33 AM
False start. Jesus.
November 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM