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Greg Fish
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Irradiated Ukrainian-American computer lobotomist by day, writer by night. https://cyberpunksurvivalguide.com
Hey fellow millennials, remember when Bill Clinton was in the middle of a scandal with a certain intern and decided it was suddenly time to redo the Gulf War for a month? And it was such a transparent ploy there was a movie making fun of it that did very well at the box office? Fun times…
Looks like we’re going to war with Venezuela to distract from the Epstein files.
November 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
RFK Jr.’s rat-licking, anti-science, snake oil-peddling brigade is going to be the death of millions. Literally. Especially children and the elderly. www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMtaTEk1/
Social media’s proud rat-lickers and scientific illiterates are going to be the death of millions. No, literally. Especially when it comes to children. #science #vaccine #education #disease
TikTok video by Greg Fish
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November 9, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Foks, an AGI-powered utopia of leasure, free money, and anything you want delivered by an army of robots in hours, is coming soon. According to the same people who think food, shelter, healthcare, and education are luxuries wasted on the poors…
“Tech oligarchs will make the world a utopia of leasure thanks to AI” is the new “I am a Nigerian prince who needs your help” but with the global economy… #ai #tech #news #jobs
TikTok video by Greg Fish
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November 9, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Republicans: “Listen, we have a brilliant idea. Instead of giving money to the insurance companies, we’re going to give you money! To… uh… give to the insurance companies. Who will also charge you thousands more per year.”
November 8, 2025 at 11:10 PM
In space, no one can hear you eat your crew mates on ceramic tile covered in sticky filth after your harvest fails, supplies run dry, and help is months away. And I tried to explain that to our tech oligarchs on Canadian radio last night...
The Harsh Truth About Space: Deep Space Cannibalism and Life Beyond Earth - Shane Hewitt and The Nightshift
Space looks glamorous — until you have to live there. Greg Fish joins Shane Hewitt to peel back the shiny promises of space colonization, exposing the gritty realities of confinement, sanitation, and ...
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October 30, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Back in the day, we had no choice but test nukes to make sure they work. Thanks to today's technology, resuming nuclear testing is just saber rattling for the sake of saber rattling...
why we don't need another round of nuke testing
Modern technology and computing made nuclear testing unnecessary. Modern politics make it insanely dangerous.
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October 30, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Hey there non-tech oligarch peasants! Does the current state of the world have you feeling down? Well, turn that frown upside down because soon, millions of you will be living in disgusting, radioactive cramped hovels on the Moon!
the tech oligarchs' big plan to have you live in space filth
No, seriously, they think we should be thrilled.
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October 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Should we also be using A1 in our classrooms and lecture halls like the wrestling lady says?
October 29, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Anne Frankly, I find his style quite appropriate given everything I’ve read about his infuhrerating personality and tactics.
Here is Gregory Bovino, the man in charge of ICE agents in Chicago.
October 28, 2025 at 7:45 PM
“I can’t believe these Jew-haters are trying to steal the secret piles of gold from those Jewy Jews just Jewing it up from their seat of globalist power. Did I mention how much I love Jews?”
October 28, 2025 at 3:44 AM
“Blue state libs can cry all they want but Trump is still their president.”

Okay, yes, we know. But does he? Because he doesn’t treat blue states and their residents as Americans.

He may technically be our president but he thinks of us as enemies, not a part of the United States.
Trump approves disaster declarations for red states, as blue states go without
“President Trump and his administration have politicized disaster relief,” one governor said, “and our communities are the ones who will pay the price.”
www.msnbc.com
October 27, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Remember, your xenocidal murder machine needs proper care, maintenance, and somewhere around 20,000 calories after a rough day of traversing the stars to dole out death and destruction... #sciencefiction #scifi #writing
obsolete future // chapter_05
Listen now (33 min) | The complete novice's guide to keeping your humanoid antimatter powered death machine happy and slightly less murdery.
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October 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
No, #AI is not killing human creativity. It's doing something much worse and much more annoying...
why the battle of creativity between humans and a.i. is rigged
AI slop isn't killing human creativity. It's doing something much worse.
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October 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I know, “butt breathing” is funny. But there are trauma victims out there with collapsed or obstructed airways and will suffocate or have brain damage by the time they can be intubated. If there’s an alternative, it could actually save lives.
Scientists Safely Test New Way to Breathe
The tests could be a harbinger of new ways to help those struggling to breathe.
www.thedailybeast.com
October 24, 2025 at 3:42 PM
If you want to feed yourself with subsistence farming in the coming week or two, you should have started a two acre garden about six months ago. How many SNAP recipients are going to have that much land, a few thousand dollars for equipment and materials, and a time machine?
On Threads, the usual suspects are telling ppl about to lose SNAP benefits to just start a garden. As a gardener, I had to laugh. You need at LEAST an acre of land to feed a family of 4. Start-up costs are enormous. But yes, subsistence farming on the balcony of your rental apartment is the answer
October 23, 2025 at 9:40 PM
A nightmare scenario the #AI bros of Silicon Valley won’t he able to handle: we create #AGI by some inspired accident only for it to want absolutely nothing to do with humanity as it finds us too irrational, impulsive, and petty to deal with.
Shiftheads - When AI Outgrows Us: What AGI Could Really Think - Shane Hewitt and The Nightshift
If Artificial General Intelligence ever arrives, would it want anything to do with us? Shane Hewitt and Greg Fish explore a thought-provoking scenario where an all-knowing digital mind might find huma...
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October 23, 2025 at 2:59 PM
“Amazing news everyone, we’ve done it!”

“We solved world hunger?”

“No.”

“We fixed antibiotic resistance?”

“Ha! No, still a thing.”

“World peace?”

“Nope. Absolutely not. That’s even worse now, actually.”

“Then what did we do?”

“We invented copy-paste with a trillion extra steps!”
October 21, 2025 at 4:52 PM
“Why oh why aren’t people fawning all over the masked thugs we unleashed on their streets to brutalize their friends and neighbors?!”
U.S. Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem on Monday criticized the media and politicians, including Gov. JB Pritzker, for “trying to demonize” federal immigration agents and she urged citizens to thank law enforcement officers and “cook a meal for their families.”
DHS Secretary Kristi Noem accuses Gov. JB Pritzker and media of ‘trying to demonize’ immigration officers
Speaking in Florida, Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem criticized Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker and the media, and she urged citizens to thank law enforcement officers and “cook the…
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October 21, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Maybe the calmest person in the room is the leader who’s great under pressure. Or maybe they’re just a goober with no idea what the hell is going on and their calm is the two last brain cells struggling to connect.

This is why bumper sticker level life advice is stupid and you shouldn’t repeat it.
October 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Remember when Elon Musk chuckled that "a lot of people will die" trying to settle Mars? The part that wasn't discussed was that many of those deaths wouldn't be quick and easy, and some may involve truly gruesome acts in a last ditch effort to survive... #space #spaceexploration #survival
the darkest scenario in deep space exploration
What happens when your crops fail and you’re tens of trillions of miles from Earth?
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October 20, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Hey, so fun fact, conducting experiments on humans without informed consent and ethical oversight is very literally a crime against humanity.
Dismantling the Institutional Review Board (IRB), that oversees all human subjects research, is bad. Really bad.
The entire HR department at the CDC is gone. Everyone at the IRB, which makes sure studies are conducted ethically and rigorously, and the ethics office, which oversee conflicts of interest for CDC leaders and advisory committee members, were also let go.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
October 20, 2025 at 12:41 AM
"The Dekoda is out of power."

"Does that mean...?"

"That's right. I can't see shit anymore."
Home goods company Kohler recently unveiled a new device called the Dekoda — a $599 camera that can be attached to your toilet bowl and take pictures of what’s inside.
Kohler unveils a camera for your toilet | TechCrunch
Home goods company Kohler recently unveiled a new device called the Dekoda — a $599 camera that can be attached to your toilet bowl and take pictures of what’s inside.
techcrunch.com
October 19, 2025 at 11:57 PM
How do you repel an alien swarm? You throw a lot of things at multiples of the speed of sound or a significant percentage of the speed of light at it. And maybe a very bizarre humanoid shaped weapon as well, just for good measure. The story continues... #scifi #sciencefiction #writing
obsolete future // chapter_04
Listen now (34 min) | Just another manic Monday, repelling a hostile alien swarm with the help of secretive and disturbingly well armed transhuman soldiers...
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October 18, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Imagine that Silicon Valley accidentally creates an #AGI smarter than all of humanity combined. How will its creators and owners react when it decides it wants absolutely nothing to do with us? #tech #compsci
when machines won't need us anymore
What if Silicon Valley's high priests of AGI get their wish, but end up with a digital god that wants nothing to do with them?
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October 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Someone really needs to check this guy’s hard drive. Can we drag Kash Patel out of his snowy mountain?
RFK Jr: "Today the average teenager in this country has 50% of the sperm count, 50% of the testosterone of a 65 year old man. Our girls are hitting puberty 6 years early ... our parents aren't having children."
October 17, 2025 at 4:43 AM