Greg Fish
@cyberpunksurvivalguide.com
Irradiated Ukrainian-American computer lobotomist by day, writer by night. https://cyberpunksurvivalguide.com
Should we also be using A1 in our classrooms and lecture halls like the wrestling lady says?
October 29, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Should we also be using A1 in our classrooms and lecture halls like the wrestling lady says?
“I can’t believe these Jew-haters are trying to steal the secret piles of gold from those Jewy Jews just Jewing it up from their seat of globalist power. Did I mention how much I love Jews?”
October 28, 2025 at 3:44 AM
“I can’t believe these Jew-haters are trying to steal the secret piles of gold from those Jewy Jews just Jewing it up from their seat of globalist power. Did I mention how much I love Jews?”
“Amazing news everyone, we’ve done it!”
“We solved world hunger?”
“No.”
“We fixed antibiotic resistance?”
“Ha! No, still a thing.”
“World peace?”
“Nope. Absolutely not. That’s even worse now, actually.”
“Then what did we do?”
“We invented copy-paste with a trillion extra steps!”
“We solved world hunger?”
“No.”
“We fixed antibiotic resistance?”
“Ha! No, still a thing.”
“World peace?”
“Nope. Absolutely not. That’s even worse now, actually.”
“Then what did we do?”
“We invented copy-paste with a trillion extra steps!”
October 21, 2025 at 4:52 PM
“Amazing news everyone, we’ve done it!”
“We solved world hunger?”
“No.”
“We fixed antibiotic resistance?”
“Ha! No, still a thing.”
“World peace?”
“Nope. Absolutely not. That’s even worse now, actually.”
“Then what did we do?”
“We invented copy-paste with a trillion extra steps!”
“We solved world hunger?”
“No.”
“We fixed antibiotic resistance?”
“Ha! No, still a thing.”
“World peace?”
“Nope. Absolutely not. That’s even worse now, actually.”
“Then what did we do?”
“We invented copy-paste with a trillion extra steps!”
Maybe the calmest person in the room is the leader who’s great under pressure. Or maybe they’re just a goober with no idea what the hell is going on and their calm is the two last brain cells struggling to connect.
This is why bumper sticker level life advice is stupid and you shouldn’t repeat it.
This is why bumper sticker level life advice is stupid and you shouldn’t repeat it.
October 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Maybe the calmest person in the room is the leader who’s great under pressure. Or maybe they’re just a goober with no idea what the hell is going on and their calm is the two last brain cells struggling to connect.
This is why bumper sticker level life advice is stupid and you shouldn’t repeat it.
This is why bumper sticker level life advice is stupid and you shouldn’t repeat it.
And here’s a muppet.
October 19, 2025 at 5:35 AM
And here’s a muppet.
Young Republicans in public: “We are just unapologetic patriots! Only unhinged leftists call us Nazis and racists!”
Young Republicans in private: “When do the mass rapes and executions of the untermensch poisoning our glorious White Reich start, my fellow white power warriors?”
Young Republicans in private: “When do the mass rapes and executions of the untermensch poisoning our glorious White Reich start, my fellow white power warriors?”
October 15, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Young Republicans in public: “We are just unapologetic patriots! Only unhinged leftists call us Nazis and racists!”
Young Republicans in private: “When do the mass rapes and executions of the untermensch poisoning our glorious White Reich start, my fellow white power warriors?”
Young Republicans in private: “When do the mass rapes and executions of the untermensch poisoning our glorious White Reich start, my fellow white power warriors?”
Can’t believe I missed a whole world war. Is warfare that quiet and efficient now?
October 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Can’t believe I missed a whole world war. Is warfare that quiet and efficient now?
Weirdly, creating a partisan ecosystem that relies entirely on attention-seeking rage bait and rabidly denying reality to push conspiracy theories can backfire. Who would’ve thunk it?
October 9, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Weirdly, creating a partisan ecosystem that relies entirely on attention-seeking rage bait and rabidly denying reality to push conspiracy theories can backfire. Who would’ve thunk it?
When the president of your country is just an angry old man with Fox News poisoning and can’t tell his own party’s propaganda from reality despite having the resources of a goddamn superpower at his disposal…
September 28, 2025 at 9:12 PM
When the president of your country is just an angry old man with Fox News poisoning and can’t tell his own party’s propaganda from reality despite having the resources of a goddamn superpower at his disposal…
When everything old is new again…
September 23, 2025 at 12:38 AM
When everything old is new again…
A few years ago, I was in Munich and walked through the so-called Cheater's Alley.
It was a shortcut around a memorial for those who died in the Beer Hall Putsch, and all those passing the memorial were required to do the Nazi salute in their honor, or they'd be beaten by the posted guards.
It was a shortcut around a memorial for those who died in the Beer Hall Putsch, and all those passing the memorial were required to do the Nazi salute in their honor, or they'd be beaten by the posted guards.
September 15, 2025 at 4:28 PM
A few years ago, I was in Munich and walked through the so-called Cheater's Alley.
It was a shortcut around a memorial for those who died in the Beer Hall Putsch, and all those passing the memorial were required to do the Nazi salute in their honor, or they'd be beaten by the posted guards.
It was a shortcut around a memorial for those who died in the Beer Hall Putsch, and all those passing the memorial were required to do the Nazi salute in their honor, or they'd be beaten by the posted guards.
Remember when Republican Karens were just calling police on people existing while not white instead of siccing masked goons on foreign investors, causing an international incident, and losing her state billions of dollars in business for possibly decades?
September 9, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Remember when Republican Karens were just calling police on people existing while not white instead of siccing masked goons on foreign investors, causing an international incident, and losing her state billions of dollars in business for possibly decades?
I guess the GOP was screaming about the ACA Death Panels in 2009 because they were only in favor of said panels if they could be automated and siphon even more money to health insurance companies quickly and efficiently in the process…
September 8, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I guess the GOP was screaming about the ACA Death Panels in 2009 because they were only in favor of said panels if they could be automated and siphon even more money to health insurance companies quickly and efficiently in the process…
Update: the rat-licking contingent of the Tok will just have to die mad about it. Which does seem to be their goal…
September 5, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Update: the rat-licking contingent of the Tok will just have to die mad about it. Which does seem to be their goal…
My video on Florida anti-vaxxers was totally fine on TikTok until it wasn’t, and apparently earned me a warning because reasons. Obviously it hit a few delicate nerves and was reported to trigger an auto-censor. Let’s see if I can get it restored like I did with a few other videos…
September 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
My video on Florida anti-vaxxers was totally fine on TikTok until it wasn’t, and apparently earned me a warning because reasons. Obviously it hit a few delicate nerves and was reported to trigger an auto-censor. Let’s see if I can get it restored like I did with a few other videos…
Yeah, that's the asset I made for the video... 🤣
September 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Yeah, that's the asset I made for the video... 🤣
If you could catch a pregnancy because a few droplets of a badly timed sneeze got into your nose, and a majority of pregnancies either just killed you or left you with premanent damage to your vital organs, then yes, sure, we could try to compare the two.
JFC, these loud and proud fucking idiots…
JFC, these loud and proud fucking idiots…
September 5, 2025 at 3:57 PM
If you could catch a pregnancy because a few droplets of a badly timed sneeze got into your nose, and a majority of pregnancies either just killed you or left you with premanent damage to your vital organs, then yes, sure, we could try to compare the two.
JFC, these loud and proud fucking idiots…
JFC, these loud and proud fucking idiots…
Men will illegally declare martial law and deploy troops against their own capital city and its residents instead of just releasing the Epstein Files…
August 11, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Men will illegally declare martial law and deploy troops against their own capital city and its residents instead of just releasing the Epstein Files…
File photo of Avi Loeb…
August 3, 2025 at 1:44 AM
File photo of Avi Loeb…
The amazing, paradigm-shifting revolutionary tool that we’re now being mandated to use for everything according to the government in real world action…
July 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM
The amazing, paradigm-shifting revolutionary tool that we’re now being mandated to use for everything according to the government in real world action…
Look, same energy…
July 14, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Look, same energy…
We live in a time when a plagiarizing propagandist formerly on Kremlin’s payroll is lying about an easily verifiable fact anyone can check in about 15 seconds, but his clinically gullible followers will believe him without question so he can keep lying with no consequences.
July 9, 2025 at 3:17 PM
We live in a time when a plagiarizing propagandist formerly on Kremlin’s payroll is lying about an easily verifiable fact anyone can check in about 15 seconds, but his clinically gullible followers will believe him without question so he can keep lying with no consequences.
If not Gestapo, why Gestapo shaped?
July 9, 2025 at 2:25 PM
If not Gestapo, why Gestapo shaped?