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Wizard Morty
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For all the real Mort-heads
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kind of darkly funny that "gender studies" is the stereotypical "useless degree" because gender studies will help you understand a large and important chunk of the current psychosis in american life
January 6, 2026 at 2:00 AM
All Democrats need to be united: impeachment and removal from office is the only acceptable outcome here.
January 4, 2026 at 11:13 PM
*All visible skin coated with a thick layer of vinyl paint, hair replaced with a big blonde anime wig* I won elections in 500 states, we did 500 states in 500 years and I won em all in a landslide. They said you can't do that, Fleetwood! But we won and it's a beautiful thing, music. Just beautiful.
December 30, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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That there exist tiers of wealth beyond which it is literally impossible to ever make enough bad financial decisions to impoverish yourself no matter how puddingbrained you are is something we either have to eliminate or else make that the case for all people at all income levels.
December 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM
*judgmentally tasting the infant* Hm a little too much salt in the brine for my taste, but still a respectable effort
December 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
This manager is objectively pro-theft imo
December 19, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Pro chef Morty says: good decision!
December 18, 2025 at 2:56 AM