Wizard Morty
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For all the real Mort-heads
THE ANGEL OPENS HER EYES
November 23, 2025 at 7:13 AM
THE ANGEL OPENS HER EYES
This flag was being held by a disabled woman who couldn't stand, so she made her flagpole about 11' tall
October 18, 2025 at 11:29 PM
This flag was being held by a disabled woman who couldn't stand, so she made her flagpole about 11' tall
Davis, CA. The march was about a mile long, long enough that the front of it ran into the back of it as it returned to the starting point
October 18, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Davis, CA. The march was about a mile long, long enough that the front of it ran into the back of it as it returned to the starting point
No they fucking didn't lmaooo
October 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
No they fucking didn't lmaooo
It's not quite right to say this guy has small dick energy, but he's definitely got some kind of dick energy that's not ok. It's like...wilted dick energy
October 3, 2025 at 12:27 AM
It's not quite right to say this guy has small dick energy, but he's definitely got some kind of dick energy that's not ok. It's like...wilted dick energy
Married suburban homeowners, a huge part of the Republican base, are in fact wine drinkers, not the beer-swilling rubes he's imagining. He's specifying "chardonnay" bc dumb assholes like him routinely make themselves sick ordering shrimp fettuccine and then popping a bottle of super Tuscan.
September 29, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Married suburban homeowners, a huge part of the Republican base, are in fact wine drinkers, not the beer-swilling rubes he's imagining. He's specifying "chardonnay" bc dumb assholes like him routinely make themselves sick ordering shrimp fettuccine and then popping a bottle of super Tuscan.
Anyone who doesn't remember what these protests were like is either lying or thinks this was good policing
September 29, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Anyone who doesn't remember what these protests were like is either lying or thinks this was good policing
They should make a videogame where you can go on your phone and check out Nextdoor to get sidequests
August 29, 2025 at 5:46 AM
They should make a videogame where you can go on your phone and check out Nextdoor to get sidequests
Coming home to a peaceful, empty house after a long day driving in 90F heat only to learn the evening Brewers game got rained out
August 19, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Coming home to a peaceful, empty house after a long day driving in 90F heat only to learn the evening Brewers game got rained out
Wondering if you saw this?
August 6, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Wondering if you saw this?
Not exactly the face of someone who wants to continue
July 30, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Not exactly the face of someone who wants to continue
Just arrived today, what a beautiful man
July 30, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Just arrived today, what a beautiful man
Fun TCW fact: this guy is quoted in the A La Mere de Famille cookbook as saying his favorite memory is "The time I tasted all the flavors in the store. It was impossible to eat anything else for the rest of the day." Not really any reason to tell such an obvious lie but oh well.
July 16, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Fun TCW fact: this guy is quoted in the A La Mere de Famille cookbook as saying his favorite memory is "The time I tasted all the flavors in the store. It was impossible to eat anything else for the rest of the day." Not really any reason to tell such an obvious lie but oh well.
I coincidentally recently unearthed these sandwich ideas in my Google docs from a kitchen brainstorm session years ago. My gift to you lol (reposted w/alt text)
July 10, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I coincidentally recently unearthed these sandwich ideas in my Google docs from a kitchen brainstorm session years ago. My gift to you lol (reposted w/alt text)
Pretty minor point but in addition to the racism and fascism I think this guy looks like his dick stinks.
July 5, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Pretty minor point but in addition to the racism and fascism I think this guy looks like his dick stinks.
Talking about "the simulation" breaking down is stupid but I will allow it just this one time
June 23, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Talking about "the simulation" breaking down is stupid but I will allow it just this one time
My band is officially releasing our new EP this Saturday but it's already available to stream pretty much everywhere. I wrote these songs, so give it a shot if you want more Morty!
June 12, 2025 at 6:09 PM
My band is officially releasing our new EP this Saturday but it's already available to stream pretty much everywhere. I wrote these songs, so give it a shot if you want more Morty!