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@cyan.astra.observer
she/it · 36 · ⚧︎︎ ☿ ⚢ ℏ ΘΔ t4t π ⊆ Ⓐ · & 🌊 🩹 💄 🧷 💙 🌲 🌌 ⚓ 📚 🤘 ⚔️ 🩸 🫀· UK · queers only · cyanastra.01 · become thyself
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i'm going to lose a bunch of weight and get fitter and healthier and look hot as fuck and master my suffering and people are going to love hanging out with me because i'm hot and funny and interesting. fuck you.
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you can't "but that's not true 😠" your way out of a political crisis built on distorting reality
February 11, 2026 at 5:46 PM
you can't "but that's not true 😠" your way out of a political crisis built on distorting reality
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purrfect balance
February 11, 2026 at 4:17 PM
purrfect balance
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i can't stop thinking about this
February 11, 2026 at 6:46 PM
i can't stop thinking about this
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thank god for this new feature
February 11, 2026 at 6:46 PM
thank god for this new feature
excuse me i have to go and sunderland into a mirror
February 11, 2026 at 5:56 PM
excuse me i have to go and sunderland into a mirror
it's very stupid but we should talk more. people like our words even when they're fatuous prattle.
then again, shallower people have catapulted themselves into obscenely rich lives with schemes thrice as cynical, so we shouldn't feel even a little bad.
then again, shallower people have catapulted themselves into obscenely rich lives with schemes thrice as cynical, so we shouldn't feel even a little bad.
February 11, 2026 at 5:48 PM
it's very stupid but we should talk more. people like our words even when they're fatuous prattle.
then again, shallower people have catapulted themselves into obscenely rich lives with schemes thrice as cynical, so we shouldn't feel even a little bad.
then again, shallower people have catapulted themselves into obscenely rich lives with schemes thrice as cynical, so we shouldn't feel even a little bad.
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worst thing about losing the account is that I need to get 250 likes on this again
January 10, 2026 at 2:43 AM
worst thing about losing the account is that I need to get 250 likes on this again
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new yorker: fuggetaboutit
me: okay *dissociates*
me: okay *dissociates*
February 11, 2026 at 5:35 PM
new yorker: fuggetaboutit
me: okay *dissociates*
me: okay *dissociates*
i'm going to lose a bunch of weight and get fitter and healthier and look hot as fuck and master my suffering and people are going to love hanging out with me because i'm hot and funny and interesting. fuck you.
February 11, 2026 at 5:36 PM
i'm going to lose a bunch of weight and get fitter and healthier and look hot as fuck and master my suffering and people are going to love hanging out with me because i'm hot and funny and interesting. fuck you.
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(refinery stack
ignites, then extinguishes;
smoky ellipsis)
ignites, then extinguishes;
smoky ellipsis)
February 11, 2026 at 5:20 PM
(refinery stack
ignites, then extinguishes;
smoky ellipsis)
ignites, then extinguishes;
smoky ellipsis)
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call me toxic for this or w/e but i hold other trannies in my life to a higher standard bc they should Know Better
February 11, 2026 at 5:20 PM
call me toxic for this or w/e but i hold other trannies in my life to a higher standard bc they should Know Better
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Redditors and YouTubers made fun of pure fantasy words like Fal'Cie so much that now everything in games is named shit like The Beforers and The Big Evil
February 11, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Redditors and YouTubers made fun of pure fantasy words like Fal'Cie so much that now everything in games is named shit like The Beforers and The Big Evil
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antisemitism on the left is out of control. i just saw kanye west saying jews are bad. the left has got to stop!!!
February 11, 2026 at 2:16 PM
antisemitism on the left is out of control. i just saw kanye west saying jews are bad. the left has got to stop!!!
i'll know that i've made it when i, a 36 year old trans woman, can *actually* safely do the "finally getting to be a kid and growing up" thing without the vagaries of that being silently treated as dangers
February 11, 2026 at 4:59 PM
i'll know that i've made it when i, a 36 year old trans woman, can *actually* safely do the "finally getting to be a kid and growing up" thing without the vagaries of that being silently treated as dangers
i've never really wanted the blahaj itself but if someone took me to ikea to get one i would spontaneously turn into a sobbing teenager
February 11, 2026 at 4:50 PM
i've never really wanted the blahaj itself but if someone took me to ikea to get one i would spontaneously turn into a sobbing teenager
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the fundamental problem with respectability politics/cringe culture is that if your acceptance only exists in the context of rejecting others, it's not actually acceptance
my take on blahaj/other reddit trans signifiers is that as much as i personally find them infantilizing and don't care for them, perpetuating cringe culture around them is a super easy way to give someone brainworms and can inadvertently stall out their transition for fear of being visibly trans
February 11, 2026 at 3:46 PM
the fundamental problem with respectability politics/cringe culture is that if your acceptance only exists in the context of rejecting others, it's not actually acceptance
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the two ends of the spectrum
- learned helplessness trauma-dumping on women you think are prettier than you
- assigning negative moral value to the benign behaviour of women you think are uglier than you
bsky.app/profile/girl...
- learned helplessness trauma-dumping on women you think are prettier than you
- assigning negative moral value to the benign behaviour of women you think are uglier than you
bsky.app/profile/girl...
people have crippling brainworms that they desperately want to make everyone else’s problem, comes from the same mental source as folks who vomit their every insecurity and self-loathing impulse onto the timeline
February 11, 2026 at 2:57 PM
the two ends of the spectrum
- learned helplessness trauma-dumping on women you think are prettier than you
- assigning negative moral value to the benign behaviour of women you think are uglier than you
bsky.app/profile/girl...
- learned helplessness trauma-dumping on women you think are prettier than you
- assigning negative moral value to the benign behaviour of women you think are uglier than you
bsky.app/profile/girl...
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September 15, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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It's important work.
February 11, 2026 at 4:17 PM
It's important work.
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historically, tech was an infinite money printer because you can write a program once and then sell it or its utility unlimited times. you can keep building atop existing things and not have to duplicate effort on remaking things that already exist
February 11, 2026 at 2:43 PM
historically, tech was an infinite money printer because you can write a program once and then sell it or its utility unlimited times. you can keep building atop existing things and not have to duplicate effort on remaking things that already exist
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revisiting penny arcade. kinda surprised how well it still holds up
July 21, 2025 at 6:31 PM
revisiting penny arcade. kinda surprised how well it still holds up
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These camps need to be raided. The staff dragged out and jailed or shot. All detainees need to go back to their families.
We are demanding an independent investigation and public hearings by the House Committee on Homeland Security, Public Safety, and Veterans Affairs into the horrific conditions at the facility.
February 11, 2026 at 4:05 PM
These camps need to be raided. The staff dragged out and jailed or shot. All detainees need to go back to their families.
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left wing movements tailing the right's eternal push for nationalist-localisms to the point where they adopt "anti migrant" positions are so so far from anything resembling proletarian consciousness it's pathetic. one really needs to think on the scale of the planet and its flows!!
February 11, 2026 at 4:11 PM
left wing movements tailing the right's eternal push for nationalist-localisms to the point where they adopt "anti migrant" positions are so so far from anything resembling proletarian consciousness it's pathetic. one really needs to think on the scale of the planet and its flows!!