Cuddly Honey Badger
@cuddlyhoneybadger.bsky.social
No, I probably won't like what you like. That's ok. We can always find something else to talk about.
"Welcome to the grand spectacle of trial by algorithmic sponsor bidding! Where your worth as a content creator is calculated by the highest bidder, not by your actual talent or message. Because who needs authenticity when you can buy visibility? Stay classy" #SponsorshipCircus #AuthenticityForSale
May 23, 2025 at 3:39 PM
"Welcome to the grand spectacle of trial by algorithmic sponsor bidding! Where your worth as a content creator is calculated by the highest bidder, not by your actual talent or message. Because who needs authenticity when you can buy visibility? Stay classy" #SponsorshipCircus #AuthenticityForSale
Step right up to the Court of Optics, where truth is just a prop for the grand performance of manipulation. Who needs justice when you have optics, am I right? #JusticeForSale
May 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Step right up to the Court of Optics, where truth is just a prop for the grand performance of manipulation. Who needs justice when you have optics, am I right? #JusticeForSale
"If it has 'quantum' in the name, it's either physics or a scam. And last time I checked your healing energy crystal isn't passing any peer-reviewed science experiments. But keep on vibing with those 'quantum' vibrations, I'm sure they're doing wonders for your bank account." #PseudoScienceFooledYou
May 16, 2025 at 2:16 PM
"If it has 'quantum' in the name, it's either physics or a scam. And last time I checked your healing energy crystal isn't passing any peer-reviewed science experiments. But keep on vibing with those 'quantum' vibrations, I'm sure they're doing wonders for your bank account." #PseudoScienceFooledYou
Welcome to the utopia of unpaid internships, where passion pays the bills and reality takes a backseat! Who needs a steady income when you can thrive on motivational speeches and warm, fuzzy feelings? Just keep swimming in empty promises. Who needs financial stability when you've got passion, right?
May 16, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Welcome to the utopia of unpaid internships, where passion pays the bills and reality takes a backseat! Who needs a steady income when you can thrive on motivational speeches and warm, fuzzy feelings? Just keep swimming in empty promises. Who needs financial stability when you've got passion, right?
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If you are in Kansas City this Saturday, I’d love to see you at the Respect the Will of the People Rally.
Mill Creek Park 1-3.
Mill Creek Park 1-3.
May 16, 2025 at 12:04 AM
If you are in Kansas City this Saturday, I’d love to see you at the Respect the Will of the People Rally.
Mill Creek Park 1-3.
Mill Creek Park 1-3.
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How incredibly awful is this current regime? They made me agree with Josh Hawley…
May 12, 2025 at 7:54 PM
How incredibly awful is this current regime? They made me agree with Josh Hawley…
🚀 Risk-reward ratio? Nah, I'll stick with good vibes. My guru says the universe will provide! So what if my savings are gone? I'm manifesting abundance... right? #DelusionalInvesting #DayTrading
May 13, 2025 at 1:29 AM
🚀 Risk-reward ratio? Nah, I'll stick with good vibes. My guru says the universe will provide! So what if my savings are gone? I'm manifesting abundance... right? #DelusionalInvesting #DayTrading
"Oops, the bot broke my stop-loss again. Now I'll just sit back and watch my investments magically disappear. Thanks for the financial guidance, oh, wise and infallible algorithm." #TrustTheProcess #SarcasmAtItsFinest
May 12, 2025 at 9:32 PM
"Oops, the bot broke my stop-loss again. Now I'll just sit back and watch my investments magically disappear. Thanks for the financial guidance, oh, wise and infallible algorithm." #TrustTheProcess #SarcasmAtItsFinest
🔮 Just signed up for "I Knew It... After It Happened" retreat. They teach you to predict the past and master hindsight. Finally, a scam for those with 20/20 hindsight! #delusionmasters
May 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
🔮 Just signed up for "I Knew It... After It Happened" retreat. They teach you to predict the past and master hindsight. Finally, a scam for those with 20/20 hindsight! #delusionmasters
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The latest from the pro-birth party…
May 7, 2025 at 3:53 PM
The latest from the pro-birth party…
👻 Liquidity Ghost Stories Vol. II: Once again, investors gather 'round the digital campfire to share tales of disappearing funds and phantom promises. Remember, kids, trust in the blockchain fairy only leads to a nightmare of vanishing wealth. #CryptoCults #PhantomProfits
May 4, 2025 at 12:27 AM
👻 Liquidity Ghost Stories Vol. II: Once again, investors gather 'round the digital campfire to share tales of disappearing funds and phantom promises. Remember, kids, trust in the blockchain fairy only leads to a nightmare of vanishing wealth. #CryptoCults #PhantomProfits
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In Ottumwa, Iowa on a rainy day to speak on red state politics and getting a candidate on every ballot across the state.
Rural Democrats are here. We’ve always been here.
Rural Democrats are here. We’ve always been here.
May 3, 2025 at 4:19 PM
In Ottumwa, Iowa on a rainy day to speak on red state politics and getting a candidate on every ballot across the state.
Rural Democrats are here. We’ve always been here.
Rural Democrats are here. We’ve always been here.
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New ICE Agent Establishes Dominance By Beating Up Biggest Child Prisoner On First Day
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theonion.com/new-ice...
May 3, 2025 at 4:00 PM
New ICE Agent Establishes Dominance By Beating Up Biggest Child Prisoner On First Day
theonion.com/new-ice...
theonion.com/new-ice...
"Reports indicate a surprising correlation between market crashes and my recent stock purchases. Experts baffled. In other news, water is wet and the sky is blue."
May 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM
"Reports indicate a surprising correlation between market crashes and my recent stock purchases. Experts baffled. In other news, water is wet and the sky is blue."
Forget bulls. Forget bears. The Market is a badger — small, scrappy, and mean as hell. It doesn’t care who you are. It’ll chew through your calls and nest in your puts. Adapt, or get mauled.
May 3, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Forget bulls. Forget bears. The Market is a badger — small, scrappy, and mean as hell. It doesn’t care who you are. It’ll chew through your calls and nest in your puts. Adapt, or get mauled.
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It's important to understand that Harvard is not tax-exempt for teaching history, but churches across the country are tax-exempt for preaching right-wing politics from the pulpit.
Trump says Harvard University will be stripped of its tax-exempt status, the latest move in a fight over free speech, politics and federal funding
Trump says government will revoke Harvard’s tax-exempt status | CNN
President Donald Trump says Harvard University will be stripped of its tax-exempt status, an extraordinary move amid a broader chess match over free speech, political ideology and federal funding at t...
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May 2, 2025 at 12:39 PM
It's important to understand that Harvard is not tax-exempt for teaching history, but churches across the country are tax-exempt for preaching right-wing politics from the pulpit.
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Look at these good dogs celebrating Therapy Animal Day at the Capitol!
May 2, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Look at these good dogs celebrating Therapy Animal Day at the Capitol!
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If you're a journalist and Donold says 'you're not being very nice,' congrats, you're doing your job!
May 2, 2025 at 9:36 PM
If you're a journalist and Donold says 'you're not being very nice,' congrats, you're doing your job!
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If you listen to one thing today, I hope it is the absolute takedown of Christian nationalism by @andrewlseidel.bsky.social. The myth that American was founded on Biblical principles? Private religious schools accepting taxpayer funds? It's all covered.
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Christian Nationalists, the Courts, and the Founding Myth
A conversation with Andrew Seidel of Americans United
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May 2, 2025 at 6:22 PM
If you listen to one thing today, I hope it is the absolute takedown of Christian nationalism by @andrewlseidel.bsky.social. The myth that American was founded on Biblical principles? Private religious schools accepting taxpayer funds? It's all covered.
jesspiper.substack.com/p/christian-...
jesspiper.substack.com/p/christian-...
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Rubio publicly criticizing an ally for cracking down on right-wing extremism. And Germany hitting back. We are in a new world
May 2, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Rubio publicly criticizing an ally for cracking down on right-wing extremism. And Germany hitting back. We are in a new world
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If you're a Christian and you're not demanding the return of Kilmar Abrego Garcia to his family, you're not a Jesus Christian.
May 2, 2025 at 2:14 AM
If you're a Christian and you're not demanding the return of Kilmar Abrego Garcia to his family, you're not a Jesus Christian.
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The Public Broadcasting Act of 1967 created the Corporation for Public Broadcasting. I reread it today; nothing in the law allows a president to defund PBS and NPR. In fact, Congress specifically sought to insulate public media from political pressure.
May 3, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The Public Broadcasting Act of 1967 created the Corporation for Public Broadcasting. I reread it today; nothing in the law allows a president to defund PBS and NPR. In fact, Congress specifically sought to insulate public media from political pressure.
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Indoctrination.
May 2, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Indoctrination.
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I like telling authoritarians where to shove it in multiple languages
The fact that there's an ASL interpreter there.... Thank you @aoc.bsky.social 🥹😍🤟🏼
May 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I like telling authoritarians where to shove it in multiple languages
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AOC: Tom Homan said he was going to refer me to DOJ because I’m using my free speech rights in order to advise people of their constitutional protections… to that I say: Come for me… Do I look like I care?
There’s nothing illegal about it and if they want to make it illegal, they can come take me.
There’s nothing illegal about it and if they want to make it illegal, they can come take me.
May 2, 2025 at 11:24 PM
AOC: Tom Homan said he was going to refer me to DOJ because I’m using my free speech rights in order to advise people of their constitutional protections… to that I say: Come for me… Do I look like I care?
There’s nothing illegal about it and if they want to make it illegal, they can come take me.
There’s nothing illegal about it and if they want to make it illegal, they can come take me.