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Cucumber Salad @cucumber-salad.bsky.social · Aug 15
OKAY so this is where I'm gonna gather all the threads I've made or taken part in! or at least all the one's I can find

they'll all be attached to this post! links ⬇️
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rasqeu.bsky.social
@cucumber-salad.bsky.social @counterfeitjade.bsky.social @danmeichael.bsky.social @cucumberwifebeam.bsky.social @stampsthevoidgoo.bsky.social

tagging people of the fandom i managed to remember easily!! i am so not seeing anything from anyone and vice-versa, check this out! i miss the danmei vibes™
astridoverthere.bsky.social I said abolish and I fucking meant it @astridoverthere.bsky.social · 13d
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.

Here's how to turn it off.

First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Screenshot of the top of a Bsky feed, with a red circle around the hamburger menu in the top left.
November 7, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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cucumber-salad.bsky.social
YES! And it actually happens late Into SJ's pregnancy and AFTER SY and Binghe are already married

Very pointed glare from SY because SJ is getting married while very heavily pregnant which is just a slap in the face with the double standard his baba holds for him
November 5, 2025 at 12:25 PM
cucumber-salad.bsky.social
My YQY-bara is traveling japan with me to find his Xiao-Jiu

(I will get back to threads but for now Japan trip)
A capibara plush sits in the foreground of a park in Japan
November 2, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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acvalens.com
I propose November 1st as resurgence day. Halloween ends, and we all pick up the phones again. MasterCard and Visa, bare minimum, once per day. Every day. All of us. They are only hiring the usual number of holiday workers, this would frighten credit card companies. “It’s not going away”
acvalens.com Ana Valens | 🔞 @acvalens.com · 22d
A source familiar w/ internal workings at MasterCard notes the company does not plan to recruit additional call center workers for the Christmas season, as MasterCard does not expect higher call volume than usual. A resurgence of calls re censorship during the busy season would be huge strategically
October 29, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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stampsthevoidgoo.bsky.social
I said I would post this earlier and then forgor OOP-

Anywho, here are some OCs @counterfeitjade.bsky.social , @cucumber-salad.bsky.social and myself made for SVSSS! Why? Cuz we are whimsical and silly.

#oc
It's JingJing! Caramel brown hair tied back in a messy bun with hair partly covering one eye, a bit frazzled and wild. Their hair stick is a carving tool and their robes are a dark, muted red and a brown black because it doesn't stain as easy! They also have prominent bags under their eyes from refusing sleep because *projects* Top chibi has a knife through their arm, JingJing having the very muted reaction of "OW. Anyways" Second Chibi shows how floofy their hair gets when washed, which is why they often refuse to. Third Chibi shows them having a very fun time carving a stamp block to print talismans faster. I prommie they're having fun they're just tired- Last chibi implies how they were found! (They weren't actually found in the trash.) JingTi Shijie <3 Her hair is a long dark brown, her eyes are brown, she wears simple rounded corner glasses, a blue gem flower hair pin and wears gray/black robes because of her peak :3 (she prefers bright colors :(( ) Top left chibi is her being overwhelmed by her younger sect siblings, pleading with her to allow them to do shenanigans. Top right chibi is poor JingTi overwhelmed with work :((( Being head disciple is hard. Last chibi has her reading smut, cuz we all need our guilty pleasures right? Perfectly normal JingBing shimei! The youngest of the three. Very pale skin, ice blue eyes, sandy colored hair. (The color is due to an error on her part with her disguise) Her robes are orange and yellow! Top left chibi has her sneakily reaching for her fathe- I mean her Peak Lord's seal so she can pass things without his knowledge. Don't worry about the second chibi I'm sure it's nothing. The fact that her skin tone is suddenly blue and her hair is white doesn't mean anything. Third chibi is the reason she is so beloved on her peak, nothing ever seems to be too much for her to carry. Somehow.
October 29, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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doublecollusion.bsky.social
Guys new scamming method on bluesky. Please share this around. Dont fall for this stuff

Block, move on.
October 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
cucumber-salad.bsky.social
I've been thinking a bunch about Shizun binghe and how it would be really fun if he was really competent and unemotional

Except for when he's around his disciple, acting up how he's anxious without his disciple around, he doesn't like to live alone
October 18, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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stargazerkg.bsky.social
Paypal is now playing harder ball on artists, going after anyone even mentioning commissions.

Artists, send invoices. That way, no one has to say what the money is for on Paypal's paper trail.

Customers, SAY NOTHING about commissions. Just say "thanks" on donos.

Everyone: INCREASE THE CALLS.
October 7, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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ratmail.bsky.social
all goals reached !!!! teasing

#svsss #bingliushen #liuqingge
Luo binghe biting liu qingges neck, looking mischievous while Shen Qingqiu kisses the corner of Liu Qingge's mouth, Liu Qingge looking overwhelmed, while they're standing beside a meter with heads of different scum villain characters. From Shang Qinghua at the bottom, with Tianlang Jun, Yue Qingyuan, Mobei Jun, Shen Jiu, and Bingqiu lining up all the way up, all of them filled out and completed
October 5, 2025 at 5:21 PM
cucumber-salad.bsky.social
#SVSSS #ShenYuan

So I've been discussing this deer AU with stamps and Jade and I gotta share

Also these are fantasy deer because Im making up their behaviour and mating habits as I go, don't expect accuracy, we're in brainworm territory

Also there will be a harem

SO it starts with SY!
October 4, 2025 at 7:35 AM
cucumber-salad.bsky.social
OKAY I NEED HELP

I've been trying to find out if there's a fic like this or if I completely made it up in my head

It's a SJ/LBH thing where the world is swapped around. So the peaklords are demons.

this gonna be very NSFW

Also, public sex
October 2, 2025 at 8:14 AM
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ratmail.bsky.social
goal 4 reached !! are they gonna kiss or fight

#svsss #moliu #liuqingge
mobei jun holding Liu Qingge tight, breathing cold air against him angrily while standing beside a meter with heads of different scum villain characters. From Shang Qinghua at the bottom, with Tianlang Jun, Yue Qingyuan, Mobei Jun, Shen Jiu, and Bingqiu lining up all the way up, this one with the bottom four filled out.
October 1, 2025 at 8:04 PM
cucumber-salad.bsky.social
#SVSSS

So I got a NSFW thought on Shizun binghe and Disciple SY and I just had to get it written down

CW: somno and dubcon/noncon
October 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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ratmail.bsky.social
goal 3 reached !! caught in a bear hug

#svsss #yueliu #liuqingge
Yue qingyuan catching liu qingge in a bear hug from behind and kissing his cheek while saying "shidi!" happily, standing beside a meter with heads of different scum villain characters. From Shang Qinghua at the bottom, with Tianlang Jun, Yue Qingyuan, Mobei Jun, Shen Jiu, and Bingqiu lining up all the way up, this one with the bottom three filled out.
September 30, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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ratmail.bsky.social
Goal one reached !! on his tippy toes

#svsss #liushang #liuqingge
liu qingge and shang qinghua kissing beside a meter with heads of different scum villain characters. from shang qinghua at the bottom with Tianlang Jun, Yue Qingyuan, Mobei Jun, Shen Jiu, and Bingqiu lining all the way up, This one with the bottom one filled out.
September 30, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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stampsthevoidgoo.bsky.social
BEHOLD, MY SON!!!!

#svsss #plushie #fanart
September 30, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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ratmail.bsky.social
kisses for the war god. (because im a freak)

#svsss #liuqingge
Liu Qingge looking confused beside a meter with heads of different scum villain characters. from shang qinghua at the bottom with Tianlang Jun, Yue Qingyuan, Mobei Jun, Shen Jiu, and Bingqiu lining all the way up.
September 29, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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cucumberwifebeam.bsky.social
Bump!!! ❤️
cucumberwifebeam.bsky.social Ratbakes ✨ COMMISSIONS OPEN @cucumberwifebeam.bsky.social · Sep 29
Ok! Hastily thrown together sheet! Opening 3 comm slots!
Feel free to dm me if you’re interested, and we can go into further detail!!

Turnaround time for commissions depends on complexity and my availability outside of my regular working hours. Ideally between 1 week and 4 months!
Commission example sheet. Sketch: $80 Sketch with flats: $90 Basic shading: $ 100 Plus character: :40 Lined/flats: 140 Shading: $180 Plus background: $30 More examples, and further info Will do: NSFW Some dead dove content (ask first) Original characters Won’t do: Mechas/ complicated armor Scat Furries (I don’t know how to draw animals) Major gore Prices are subject to change depending on simplicity or complexity of the commission. All pieces will be posted when finished
September 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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churchofpossum.bsky.social
Hey there, yeah, you.
A meme format of bugs bunny in a tux in front of a black background. The text reads: I wish all perverts an very have you complained to bluesky about their shitty policies yet?
September 28, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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moviessilently.bsky.social
Bluesky leadership has been doing this thing where they frame all objections to their censorship as "Oh, you support posting SEX CRIMES??? GO MAKE YOUR OWN APP, PERVERT!!"

Bluesky censored the literal Keystone Cops for violence. They flagged a Victorian trick film for violence. Sit the hell down.
lasagnaless.bsky.social Lasagnaless @lasagnaless.bsky.social · Sep 28
Oh they deleted it. Good thing I got a screenshot.
Post not found Why @why.bsky.team Correction, I am not a "mod", and to be more specific it is non-consentual kink porn that's not allowed on our app, not all kink porn. And good news, if you run your own app, you can post whatever you want. It won't be visible to users of our app if its against the rules, but other stuff will ZippyVtuber @ @zippyvtuber.bsky... 13h Errr...by non consensual you mean like deepfakes and the like, yeah? Not fiction? Why @why.bsky.team No, like depictions of non-consensual sex acts, even if fictional. The thing most people appear to be getting extra mad over is that we don't allow depictions of rape now September 28, 2025 at 8:57 AM
September 28, 2025 at 9:59 PM
cucumber-salad.bsky.social
I'm gonna continue this thread here below and go more into depth about it
cucumber-salad.bsky.social Cucumber Salad @cucumber-salad.bsky.social · Feb 23
#svsss #mamajiu

I'm sorry, but I kinda wanna explore the horrors of shen Yuan transmigrating as the scum villains son

Like I just had the thought of how horrifying it would be to SJ.

His child gets sick, gets so close to death and SJ is worried sick. (Maybe he even begged MQF for help)
September 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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vebokkis.bsky.social
#svsss shen yuan ends up in the body of the scum villains’ son bc that’s how his luck runs. is this guy actually decent or is he faking it?

commission for @cucumber-salad.bsky.social !! link to their threadfic below ⬇️
September 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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rinabetaacc.bsky.social
Can some group of pissed off artists make their own ao3 but for like... drawn works idk???? Can they???? Pretty please????
September 21, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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stampsthevoidgoo.bsky.social
I need the practice anyways uwu
Simple pin up drawing of SY, blushing and sitting demurely in a faun sweater, green ribbon panties and ribbon sandals.
September 20, 2025 at 2:16 AM