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Cucumber Salad
@cucumber-salad.bsky.social
Artist | Fanfic-Writer | 23 | Ace

I've read enough fics to have a list of recommendations
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OKAY so this is where I'm gonna gather all the threads I've made or taken part in! or at least all the one's I can find

they'll all be attached to this post! links ⬇️
I ain't paying for nitro with this bullshit
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month - all accounts set to "teen-appropriate experience" by default www.theverge.com/tech/875309/...

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February 9, 2026 at 5:29 PM
So much drama to be had, so much fun

Thinking on how Binghe would have the pikmin searching land and sea for SY

SY thinking being a pikmin might save him- just maybe-

Oh if only he knew what Binghe really wanted from him~
February 9, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Panics so badly that he breaks a crucial ship part before he can take off and SY ends up crashing back down before long

Whether this leads to injury and or SY buried to become a pikmin

Or if SY ends up simply stranded until he later becomes on, perhaps after he's tried hiding from Binghe-
February 9, 2026 at 1:54 AM
The best of brainworms

Binghe getting more and more desperate to prove himself, to make SY comfortable and it only seems to push him further and further away.

Until his desperation meets its peak where SY wants to take his leave, ready to depart without a moment's notice and Binghe panics
February 9, 2026 at 1:54 AM
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Okay but like what if SVSSS... But Pikmin?

I finally bought a Pikmin plushie and this idea immediately infected me I'm sorry u guys. Anyways, Binghe is a Pikmin with sealed off Wraith abilities and Shen Yuan has taken him in to absolutely no consequences. (More in thread ↓)

#svsss #pikmin
February 9, 2026 at 1:45 AM
They better! If they got it wrong then that's horrifying
January 29, 2026 at 3:15 PM
They can do that???
January 29, 2026 at 2:30 PM
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The pins I preordered from @aubergrin.bsky.social just arrived!!

They all look so lovely and I adore them, I just have to share!

(There's more things that I ordered but some of it is for friends/family)
January 28, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Thats just awful, they also can't throw you out, especially not on such a bullshit claim, keep the proof of payment and honestly I'd bring up that complaint too
January 29, 2026 at 7:50 AM
It has to be a mistake, that's absolute bullshit

please make sure to take a picture of all your payments so you can have it prepared to show them incase they ask

This kind of mistake on their part is catastrophic
January 29, 2026 at 7:44 AM
Omg I just realized how it went from black and white over to having more color as the mood changed- that's so fucking brilliant!!!
January 28, 2026 at 10:00 PM
YESSSS LETS GOO!!! this Cumplane really popping off rn
January 28, 2026 at 9:42 PM
My new updated danmei shelf! I got a lil shrine for #SVSSS and #TDTBPF
January 28, 2026 at 8:56 PM
The pins I preordered from @aubergrin.bsky.social just arrived!!

They all look so lovely and I adore them, I just have to share!

(There's more things that I ordered but some of it is for friends/family)
January 28, 2026 at 6:38 PM
NZ is gonna be so normal about that, just gentle kisses on his jaw and on top of his head as he dozes off
January 27, 2026 at 5:44 PM
The answer is a series of weirdly long and silent hugs
January 27, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Mhm

and he totally doesn't go crazy over seeing that scary looking scarred man all vulnerable beneath him

And definitely didn't arrange for wedding robes to be made before either of those men knew he was serious about that marriage offer
January 27, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Mhm, that sex that definitely wasn't an illusion made to steal his money and leave him in the dust

Because Ning Zhu was definitely NOT scammed and totally isn't a stubborn dumb idiot who makes an instant wedding proposal after their totally legit "one-night stand"
January 27, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Aaaagh!! im in love!

YinHua is just so perfect. The didi of the group who finally gets to be pampered and treated like the darling he is when he meets his two husbands.

I still find it hilarious how they met Ning Zhu
January 27, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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Well since Salad did it I should stop stalling and talk about my WWM oc YìnHuā huh? =w= My absolute dummy with a scary face...
The crew is all together, making food! Some of their efforts came out better than others...
#OCart #WWM
January 27, 2026 at 4:33 PM
You know what's even more fun? Ning Zhu being strung around like a dog on a leash and contently calling YH "Mine." After a spar
January 27, 2026 at 4:16 PM
They're such a fun trio.

Ning Zhu is so incredibly stubborn and sincere with his husbands (future husbands-)
January 27, 2026 at 3:29 PM
NZ was so extremely possessive of his things that he broke his own toy over the head of his cousin when they tried to take it from him

Now he's smitten with the "fox" who scammed and seduced him and the scary looking sweet heart who he met while tracking down the fox
January 27, 2026 at 3:29 PM
My character Ning Zhu has the funniest lore of any character I've created.

Instead of having trauma, he's a young lord who traumatized his family growing up
January 27, 2026 at 3:29 PM
I might not be making as many threads right now but I've been fully into Where Winds Meet leveling up so I can play with my friends as our poly trio
The crew is all together, making food! Some of their efforts came out better than others...
#OCart #WWM
January 27, 2026 at 3:29 PM