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The kid was terrified and flinching and looked like he was bracing himself like he expected LQG to hit him.

But he's never even been around the kid, and much to SJ's dismay, that argument holds up and even YQY doesn't believe LQG would harm the kid.
November 16, 2025 at 4:58 AM
SJ starts to try and kill LQG for this, things go so much further, there's another meeting for this and SJ doesn't let LQG wiggle out of this

If he's not the one who did it then why did SY act like that? He saw it too, LQG doesn't have a response because, well he DID see what SJ was talking about
November 16, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Yeah SJ is more than convinced LQG has to be the one who hurt his child, SY even went as far as to try and shield his baba despite being terrified and trembling

(SY wasn't even supposed to be outside right now)

LQG also is trying to process what the hell just happened
November 16, 2025 at 4:58 AM
But he's not sure if LQG would react fast enough to stop the attack, hence the flinch as he braced himself just in case

Well it looks pretty damning to the two immortals, SY ran in as if to protect his baba, this little kid getting in their way and looking like he was expecting LQG to hit him
November 16, 2025 at 4:58 AM
SY runs in front of SJ, clutching onto SJ's robe as he closes his eyes with a full body flinch.

He did this cuss he figured the war god LQG wouldn't hurt an innocent kid and this was the fastest way to stop the fight-
November 16, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I'm imagining a scene where SJ is accusing LQG of hurting SY

LQG had landed on QJP after recovering from his Qi deviation on the healers peak

SJ is hissing out insults and threats and LQG is getting annoyed and it's about to escalate into a fight before SY gets in the way
November 16, 2025 at 4:58 AM
This is hilarious, SJ ends up making everyone pissed off with how readily he is blaming everyone around him.

SY is so overwhelmed cuss he's really trying to not let SJ get killed. But he's just making more enemies!
November 16, 2025 at 4:58 AM
#SVSSS #ShenYuan

So I've been discussing this deer AU with stamps and Jade and I gotta share

Also these are fantasy deer because Im making up their behaviour and mating habits as I go, don't expect accuracy, we're in brainworm territory

Also there will be a harem

SO it starts with SY!
November 16, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I've been thinking a bunch about Shizun binghe and how it would be really fun if he was really competent and unemotional

Except for when he's around his disciple, acting up how he's anxious without his disciple around, he doesn't like to live alone
November 16, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Just found this one again
I miss this fandom. Will someone talk to me about bingqiu or scumcum?
November 16, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Lactating SQQ soft and warm and perfectly flustered
November 12, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Holding him close and getting to comfort him and having him call him Qi-ge, promises, so many promises

the guilt is suffocating, but this is the closest he'd ever get to what they use to have
November 12, 2025 at 10:42 AM
This, is yummy angst, I can just imagine YQY being torn the whole time, drowning in guilt, at first because of what he has to do

And then because he finds some part of himself enjoying it
November 12, 2025 at 10:40 AM
See I made a whole thread about this and I STILL need more
a black and white photo of a boy with the words i want some more above him
ALT: a black and white photo of a boy with the words i want some more above him
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November 12, 2025 at 7:56 AM
I'm curious as to what SJ is saying in the fever fueled mumbles

does it have to do with YQY? Or does it have something to do with the Qius? Is it just feverish begging?
November 12, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Oh they definitely need a good cry, those two are always struggle to get along but rather and son duo getting to hug it out and cry

and SY getting to be bratty about his dad replacing him with a child he likes more

(SY blames it on his new sibling being a girl like his baba wanted)
November 12, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Of course SY being pregnant with his second child isn't much of a shock

(And like mentioned before, this one would be a girl too, looking just like SY)
November 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
he's also probably the one to go visit SY when binghe shows up with his grandchild in tow and no SY to be seen

He's also the one who, after a nice long talk with his son, suggest he go visit MQF because SY's sudden temperment feels very familiar
November 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
100% YQY's favorite is SY who not only is exactly like SJ but his first pup and the start of everything good in his life

SY is still YQY's little pup no matter how old he gets
November 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
SY doesn't understand why he's getting so worked up and emotional, he's a grown man!

And yet here he is, still throwing a tantrum

and no he's not letting Binghe back in

(He'd dropped their son into Binghes arms and kicked him out)
November 10, 2025 at 10:35 AM
All he'd done was suggest they drop off their son over to QDP to play with SJ's new pup

(Binghe had mostly just wanted some alone time with his omega-)
November 10, 2025 at 10:35 AM
If Binghe ever showed even the slightest attention to his new baby sister, SY would throw a fit

Watch SY throw out his husband with a slam of the door, emotions high and maybe just a few tears

Binghe is wide eyed in shock, confusion written all over his face.
November 10, 2025 at 10:35 AM
YES

SY would definitely be struggling with some jealousy over his new sibling and it would grow worse over time

With SY leaning more heavily on Binghe in those moments, he'd lay himself on top of his husband and just sulk without telling him why he was sulking because it's too embarrassing!
November 10, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Honestly, he'd have two reasons

1) so he doesn't need to hear his baba and dad having their wedding night (after all, SJ has still refused to move SY out of the bamboo house, he just expanded it)

2) because he wants to have the house to himself and perhaps be taken against the kitchen counter
November 10, 2025 at 10:16 AM
YQY would get a good chuckle out of the two bickering, his son is just so much like his SJ.

SY's pettiness knows no bounds, he'd also insist that SJ have his wedding night on QDP
November 9, 2025 at 1:29 PM