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tati
@ctrlyoself.bsky.social
astrology enthusiast. lover of pop culture. fluent in fandom, film & television discourse.
July 11, 2025 at 11:35 PM
hate that i can never fall back asleep after letting the dog out to pee
December 4, 2024 at 11:22 AM
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The dystopian films never show the part where you're just hoping the bad guy is too stupid to accomplish his goals
December 4, 2024 at 6:08 AM
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Suffering is so embarrassing. Oh no, I’m participating in an inherent part of the human experience.
December 3, 2024 at 1:24 PM
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contemplating an act of unfathomable hubris (trying once again to make risotto)
December 3, 2024 at 9:40 PM
bella is so real because if a vampire told me he could read everyone’s mind except my own i too would ask “is there something wrong with me?”
December 4, 2024 at 12:16 AM
rewatching twilight for the first time in a long while and i can still quote it line for line
December 3, 2024 at 11:47 PM
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i made this. merry christmas!
December 3, 2024 at 7:29 PM
why not give roles to new talent instead of decrepit junkie abusers who haven’t been relevant in years
Tim Burton says he's sure there will be another Johnny Depp collaboration in the future

📷Marc Hom
December 2, 2024 at 10:39 PM
can somebody please permanently shut this man up
Donald Trump reacts to Joe Biden pardoning his son Hunter Biden:

“Does the Pardon given by Joe to Hunter include the January 6 Hostages, who have now been imprisoned for years? Such an abuse and miscarriage of Justice!”
December 2, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Christmas gift shopping is sooo unnecessarily stressful
December 2, 2024 at 10:36 PM
lost access to all my logins when I dropped my phone in a mop bucket now i’m walking around with a flip phone and have to go on my laptop to use social media
November 30, 2024 at 3:34 PM
explained to my 33 yr old boyfriend what an oomf is
November 30, 2024 at 3:30 PM
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we need to figure out how to give dolphins access to the internet
November 28, 2024 at 10:12 PM
why is max failing me rn im just trying to restart new girl 😔
November 29, 2024 at 12:08 AM
dad made chicharrones fuck yeah
November 29, 2024 at 12:07 AM
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This is what I hear from Nancy Mace’s mouth now whenever she talks.
November 21, 2024 at 10:02 AM
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The birth of a star as seen by the James Webb Space Telescope
November 21, 2024 at 8:03 AM
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disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.

phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
November 20, 2024 at 5:10 PM
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November 21, 2024 at 12:49 AM
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The first 2 episodes of ‘YELLOWJACKETS’ Season 3 release on February 14.
November 19, 2024 at 4:04 PM
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it's to discover and log books, like goodreads, but it's better in a lot of ways. not owned by amazon, created by a black woman, more descriptive tags/categories, like this. i really love it!
November 18, 2024 at 5:48 PM
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i can't wait for my psych analysis (spotify wrapped)
November 15, 2024 at 1:23 PM
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open world games taught me that I’d rather pick flowers for 80 hours than finish anything important.
November 17, 2024 at 2:12 PM
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It's not a difference of political opinions if the opposing side's opinion is that you aren't human or shouldn't exist. That's not how anything works.
November 18, 2024 at 4:15 PM