Chris
@ctni88.bsky.social
Ruud van Nistelrooy was never a member of the Provisional IRA
Good morning. Might have stayed up late drawing Leicester City. Upsetting imagery to follow 🧵
December 5, 2024 at 11:30 AM
Ruud van Nistelrooy was never a member of the Provisional IRA
Not sure if anyone has said it yet on Bluesky - James McClean is an absolute fanny and this made me lol
December 4, 2024 at 7:09 PM
Not sure if anyone has said it yet on Bluesky - James McClean is an absolute fanny and this made me lol
U2 being here despite having 0 songs in my Top Songs playlist is suspect. Someone at Spotify is trying to destroy my credibility.
December 4, 2024 at 3:13 PM
U2 being here despite having 0 songs in my Top Songs playlist is suspect. Someone at Spotify is trying to destroy my credibility.
John Torode on the first day of MasterChef filming
December 2, 2024 at 8:44 AM
John Torode on the first day of MasterChef filming
Forgot that Kate Winslet is a massive Tory in The Holiday
December 1, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Forgot that Kate Winslet is a massive Tory in The Holiday
The group guaranteed to loudly talk the whole way through the film at the cinema
December 1, 2024 at 9:28 AM
The group guaranteed to loudly talk the whole way through the film at the cinema
Looking forward to my Spotify Wrapped which will consist solely of whatever my son has made me put on in the car (the Lord of the Rings soundtrack)
November 28, 2024 at 11:09 AM
Looking forward to my Spotify Wrapped which will consist solely of whatever my son has made me put on in the car (the Lord of the Rings soundtrack)
Gladiator II is great craic. It's like if the first Gladiator film completely lost the run of itself half way through and went mental.
November 27, 2024 at 11:10 PM
Gladiator II is great craic. It's like if the first Gladiator film completely lost the run of itself half way through and went mental.
Watching a documentary about the 2004 tsunami. Amazing how much that's forgotten about. Death toll of nearly 40x 9/11. This poor guy had his whole family together for a wedding and 50 of them were dead in seconds.
November 26, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Watching a documentary about the 2004 tsunami. Amazing how much that's forgotten about. Death toll of nearly 40x 9/11. This poor guy had his whole family together for a wedding and 50 of them were dead in seconds.
Have started drinking Baileys because apparently I am 1,000 years old
November 25, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Have started drinking Baileys because apparently I am 1,000 years old
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me:
professor x: yes, i can read minds
me:
professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
professor x: yes, i can read minds
me:
professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
November 25, 2024 at 2:38 PM
me:
professor x: yes, i can read minds
me:
professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
professor x: yes, i can read minds
me:
professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
I see nice Bluesky lasted long
November 25, 2024 at 9:30 AM
I see nice Bluesky lasted long
Conor McGregor, not a good guy imo
November 22, 2024 at 5:25 PM
Conor McGregor, not a good guy imo
Me watching Say Nothing
November 21, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Me watching Say Nothing
Films nowadays look so grey and miserable. Looks like it was lit by a strong torch too. They made better looking films 85 years ago.
November 21, 2024 at 2:51 PM
Films nowadays look so grey and miserable. Looks like it was lit by a strong torch too. They made better looking films 85 years ago.
My dad to 11 year old me watching Limp Bizkit videos 'He's about 40, it's time he grew up'
Accurate in retrospect
Accurate in retrospect
Using this as a start: what are your favorite examples of unconscious/unforced dad-or-mom shade about your musical tastes? Just something said immediately or off the cuff. Spill all your secrets!
I want to say, when I was a kid, shortly after we got cable, we were watching MTV (obviously back when they actually played music videos) and something by Aerosmith was playing.
My father, walking through the room said, "Is that Mick Jagger? No, wait, not ugly enough. Can't be him."
My father, walking through the room said, "Is that Mick Jagger? No, wait, not ugly enough. Can't be him."
November 19, 2024 at 8:27 PM
My dad to 11 year old me watching Limp Bizkit videos 'He's about 40, it's time he grew up'
Accurate in retrospect
Accurate in retrospect
Reposted by Chris
BREAKING Trump "livid" after Led By Donkeys project witty image on the front of The White House.
November 19, 2024 at 8:30 AM
BREAKING Trump "livid" after Led By Donkeys project witty image on the front of The White House.
Will NOT be going to the Discover tab again
November 16, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Will NOT be going to the Discover tab again
Head's gone. Have went too early.
November 16, 2024 at 9:38 PM
Head's gone. Have went too early.
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red stripe at night, worker’s rights
red stripe in the morning, final warning
red stripe in the morning, final warning
November 14, 2024 at 10:51 PM
red stripe at night, worker’s rights
red stripe in the morning, final warning
red stripe in the morning, final warning
Right that's enough of Bluesky
26 years ago, I was made redundant and given a few grand. I decided that if I was careful, I could live off the money for 6 months trying to become a comedian before I had to get another job. I was 37. Worth a punt.
November 14, 2024 at 10:50 PM
Right that's enough of Bluesky
Managed to save this lad from my bloodthirsty cats. You don't see this wholesome content on Twitter.
November 14, 2024 at 4:39 PM
Managed to save this lad from my bloodthirsty cats. You don't see this wholesome content on Twitter.