Chris LaPorta
@cthedoor.bsky.social
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oh yes by all means please throw more gasoline on the six-alarm fire that used to be our Constitution
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/06/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/06/u...
May 7, 2025 at 10:08 AM
oh yes by all means please throw more gasoline on the six-alarm fire that used to be our Constitution
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/06/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/06/u...
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Rep. Mike Levin: I had the opportunity to have a hearing with the head of the Army Corps of Engineers. They were the ones who let two billion gallons of water flow down to a dry lake bed, where much of it simply evaporated. It never made its way to LA…
March 14, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Rep. Mike Levin: I had the opportunity to have a hearing with the head of the Army Corps of Engineers. They were the ones who let two billion gallons of water flow down to a dry lake bed, where much of it simply evaporated. It never made its way to LA…
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Gabe and Mjolnir need a new home, can you help?
Rowan, their human who has sadly passed, wished for them to remain together.
Will help get them relocated to anywhere within the United States; please read on for more details! 🧵
Signal boosts & sharing are appreciated 💙
Rowan, their human who has sadly passed, wished for them to remain together.
Will help get them relocated to anywhere within the United States; please read on for more details! 🧵
Signal boosts & sharing are appreciated 💙
March 11, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Gabe and Mjolnir need a new home, can you help?
Rowan, their human who has sadly passed, wished for them to remain together.
Will help get them relocated to anywhere within the United States; please read on for more details! 🧵
Signal boosts & sharing are appreciated 💙
Rowan, their human who has sadly passed, wished for them to remain together.
Will help get them relocated to anywhere within the United States; please read on for more details! 🧵
Signal boosts & sharing are appreciated 💙
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America is getting pretty bored. Lowest viewership of any of his addresses to congress
March 6, 2025 at 2:58 AM
America is getting pretty bored. Lowest viewership of any of his addresses to congress
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"They'll never cut Social Security" is the new "they'll never overturn Roe v Wade."
March 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
"They'll never cut Social Security" is the new "they'll never overturn Roe v Wade."
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My latest: Meet Hayden “Hennessy” Haynes, Porn-Abstaining Speaker's Right-Hand Boozer: Drunk as a Skunk after SOTU, Mike Johnson’s Top Aide Plays Bumper Cars on Capitol Hill. Yikes.
Meet Hayden “Hennessy” Haynes, Porn-Abstaining Speaker's Right-Hand Boozer
Drunk as a Skunk after SOTU, Mike Johnson’s Top Aide Plays Bumper Cars on Capitol Hill
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March 6, 2025 at 1:00 AM
My latest: Meet Hayden “Hennessy” Haynes, Porn-Abstaining Speaker's Right-Hand Boozer: Drunk as a Skunk after SOTU, Mike Johnson’s Top Aide Plays Bumper Cars on Capitol Hill. Yikes.
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Flood the zone with facts
i just heard @denverr.bsky.social make the comment that democrats need to be holding anti-town halls and tell people the FACTS about what is going on. @mollyjongfast.bsky.social suggested we "Flood The Zone With Facts" These are great ideas! Facts do still matter.
#Indivisible #Indivisiblenb
#Indivisible #Indivisiblenb
March 6, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Flood the zone with facts
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Zelensky's take-down of Brian Glenn over the suit question is underrated.
"Maybe I'll get one after the war. Better than yours. Maybe cheaper."
Low-key told the man he overpaid for a cheap suit.
Don't argue with comedians. They'll destroy you.
"Maybe I'll get one after the war. Better than yours. Maybe cheaper."
Low-key told the man he overpaid for a cheap suit.
Don't argue with comedians. They'll destroy you.
March 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Zelensky's take-down of Brian Glenn over the suit question is underrated.
"Maybe I'll get one after the war. Better than yours. Maybe cheaper."
Low-key told the man he overpaid for a cheap suit.
Don't argue with comedians. They'll destroy you.
"Maybe I'll get one after the war. Better than yours. Maybe cheaper."
Low-key told the man he overpaid for a cheap suit.
Don't argue with comedians. They'll destroy you.
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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
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Alina Habbard posted: NOTHING CAN STOP THIS MAN FROM FIGHTING FOR HIS COUNTRY.
David Simon had a succinct 2-word response: “Bone spurs.”
David Simon had a succinct 2-word response: “Bone spurs.”
March 5, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Alina Habbard posted: NOTHING CAN STOP THIS MAN FROM FIGHTING FOR HIS COUNTRY.
David Simon had a succinct 2-word response: “Bone spurs.”
David Simon had a succinct 2-word response: “Bone spurs.”
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Living through corrupt kakistocracy
February 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Living through corrupt kakistocracy
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Really?
White House Gives Bonkers Explanation For Massive Bruise On Trump's Hand
Seriously?
www.comicsands.com
February 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Really?
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I am now hearing from multiple folks in the past two hours (including some who have personally been fired) that mass firings have now commenced within NOAA--including, yes, at the National Weather Service.
February 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I am now hearing from multiple folks in the past two hours (including some who have personally been fired) that mass firings have now commenced within NOAA--including, yes, at the National Weather Service.
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"Those that voted for you are not happy with this Trump. You’re sick and unhinged."
MAGA Floods Trump’s Replies With Rage Over AI Gaza Video
Dear Humans,
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February 27, 2025 at 9:55 PM
"Those that voted for you are not happy with this Trump. You’re sick and unhinged."
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So much Freedom Fries energy.
February 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
So much Freedom Fries energy.
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So after promising to focus on safety, they’ve gotten right down to work… on gender terminology?
February 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
So after promising to focus on safety, they’ve gotten right down to work… on gender terminology?
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Seems bad when the American Bar Association has to be like, "You know what we're into, Mr. President? The law"
Someone at the American Bar Association ate their Wheaties this morning.
February 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Seems bad when the American Bar Association has to be like, "You know what we're into, Mr. President? The law"
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Worth listening to this interview with @karaswisher.bsky.social and @ezrakleinbot.bsky.social ... Kara really has the smartest and what seems to me to be the most accurate take on Elon Musk that there is, because she has covered these tech bros for years. www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xXL...
Kara Swisher on the Radicalization of Elon Musk | The Ezra Klein Show
YouTube video by The Ezra Klein Show
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February 8, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Worth listening to this interview with @karaswisher.bsky.social and @ezrakleinbot.bsky.social ... Kara really has the smartest and what seems to me to be the most accurate take on Elon Musk that there is, because she has covered these tech bros for years. www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xXL...