cswiii
@cswiii.bsky.social
How do you say "couchfucker" in Kalaallisut? Or Danish? Asking for a friend.
January 14, 2026 at 7:35 AM
How do you say "couchfucker" in Kalaallisut? Or Danish? Asking for a friend.
January 7, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Europe needs to have a strong united front re: #Greenland, not because of any Trumpian gambit resembling a "Sudetenland" appeasement redux, but for a far, far simpler reason:
They're dealing with a petulant man-child who has never once been told "no" in his entire life.
They're dealing with a petulant man-child who has never once been told "no" in his entire life.
January 7, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Europe needs to have a strong united front re: #Greenland, not because of any Trumpian gambit resembling a "Sudetenland" appeasement redux, but for a far, far simpler reason:
They're dealing with a petulant man-child who has never once been told "no" in his entire life.
They're dealing with a petulant man-child who has never once been told "no" in his entire life.
If there is one real "justification" that this #snafu of criminal imperialism has truly wrought, it's the fact that cancelling my subscription to the #WaPo months ago was the right thing to do.
WOW: Jeff Bezos' pro-oligarch Washington Post comes out in favor of Trump removing the regime in Venezuela and sending in the oil companies to make billions!
January 3, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Jello Biafra's crowning achievement, although I'm not sure the expectation was that it'd arrive as a product of late-stage capitalism.
#mtv
#mtv
December 31, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Jello Biafra's crowning achievement, although I'm not sure the expectation was that it'd arrive as a product of late-stage capitalism.
#mtv
#mtv
The nachos are white and gold.
Nachos is a Christmas movie
Settle a debate for me. I maintain that Nachos are pasta. @ndgree.bsky.social thinks they’re pizza.
December 28, 2025 at 4:39 AM
The nachos are white and gold.
make a Bond movie casual
From Russia with Limerence
From Russia with Limerence
make a Bond movie casual
Dr. Maybe
Dr. Maybe
make a Bond movie casual
The Spy Who Was Kinda Into Me
The Spy Who Was Kinda Into Me
December 27, 2025 at 7:31 PM
make a Bond movie casual
From Russia with Limerence
From Russia with Limerence
Kid-sized rollaboards, which convert into scooters, are arguably the most ill-conceived thing since Wheelys.
December 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Kid-sized rollaboards, which convert into scooters, are arguably the most ill-conceived thing since Wheelys.
I can trace my lineage back through Thomas Nelson, French aristocracy and British royalty, does that make me an Artisanal, Bespoke American? #FOAD Brianna.
Also, "Heritage American" sounds like that whole identity politics thing that I thought the Right hated.
Also, "Heritage American" sounds like that whole identity politics thing that I thought the Right hated.
If immigrating from England makes you a "heritage American" then I guess I'm one too.
December 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I can trace my lineage back through Thomas Nelson, French aristocracy and British royalty, does that make me an Artisanal, Bespoke American? #FOAD Brianna.
Also, "Heritage American" sounds like that whole identity politics thing that I thought the Right hated.
Also, "Heritage American" sounds like that whole identity politics thing that I thought the Right hated.
I feel there's another obvious reason why impeachment or #25A are off the table for the #GOP: it's #22A.
If Vance were to assume duties now, he could only run for reelection once. However if he took over two years in, he could run twice.
They'll try to prop Trump up until Jan 2027.
If Vance were to assume duties now, he could only run for reelection once. However if he took over two years in, he could run twice.
They'll try to prop Trump up until Jan 2027.
December 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Reposted by cswiii
I wanted dinner recommendations so I scraped 13,000+ London restaurants and accidentally discovered Google Maps is running a shadow economy. Anyway here's a dashboard and a political economy thesis: open.substack.com/pub/laurenle...
How Google Maps quietly allocates survival across London’s restaurants - and how I built a dashboard to see through it
I wanted a dinner recommendation and got a research agenda instead. Using 13000+ restaurants, I rebuild its ratings with machine learning and map how algorithmic visibility actually distributes power.
open.substack.com
December 9, 2025 at 7:53 AM
I wanted dinner recommendations so I scraped 13,000+ London restaurants and accidentally discovered Google Maps is running a shadow economy. Anyway here's a dashboard and a political economy thesis: open.substack.com/pub/laurenle...
This is especially funny to me because when the AOL Time Warner merger was consummated, we (at AOL at least) all got DVD copies of Casablanca as part of the "celebration".
There was another movie as well but I can't recall what it was.
There was another movie as well but I can't recall what it was.
Netflix, which rarely carries a single movie from before 1980, wants you to know how thrilled they are to acquire that classic piece of franchise IP, Casablanca
December 7, 2025 at 12:09 AM
This is especially funny to me because when the AOL Time Warner merger was consummated, we (at AOL at least) all got DVD copies of Casablanca as part of the "celebration".
There was another movie as well but I can't recall what it was.
There was another movie as well but I can't recall what it was.
Breadcrumbs are clearly next.
#ShaqueAndBaque
#ShaqueAndBaque
France’s far-right leader hit by egg, days after flour attack
French far-right leader hit on the head with an egg
Jordan Bardella, leader of France’s far-right National Rally party, was hit on the head with an egg Saturday, just days after another incident in which a protester threw flour at him.
www.ctvnews.ca
November 30, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Breadcrumbs are clearly next.
#ShaqueAndBaque
#ShaqueAndBaque
Best one yet.
Post Malone implies the existence of Flag, Curl, and Go Malone.
November 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Best one yet.
If this outage lasts too long, every suburb in America will have a shop selling bespoke, artisanal em dashes.
November 18, 2025 at 3:05 PM
If this outage lasts too long, every suburb in America will have a shop selling bespoke, artisanal em dashes.
I've known Mr. Morrissette for many years now and appreciate his academic rigor but I would be curious about @regretagarbo.rip's authoritative take on this.
I've ranked the various Star Trek series by the number of certified bangers as a percentage of total episode count.
1. Lower Decks
2. Strange New Worlds
3. DS9
4. TNG
5. TOS
6. Discovery
7. Enterprise
8. Voyager
9. Prodigy
10. TAS
11. Picard
Please do not criticize my methodology.
1. Lower Decks
2. Strange New Worlds
3. DS9
4. TNG
5. TOS
6. Discovery
7. Enterprise
8. Voyager
9. Prodigy
10. TAS
11. Picard
Please do not criticize my methodology.
November 15, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I've known Mr. Morrissette for many years now and appreciate his academic rigor but I would be curious about @regretagarbo.rip's authoritative take on this.
Baconator? I hardly knew'er.
August 30, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Baconator? I hardly knew'er.
Over two years later, they are *still* showing the same GSTV clip, including the Elon/Twitter thing
My local Shell station has been showing "obdurate" as the GSTV word of the day for months now.
To give you an idea, the Cheddar News segment is about Muskrat backing out the Twitter deal.
Maybe it's all wishful thinking.
To give you an idea, the Cheddar News segment is about Muskrat backing out the Twitter deal.
Maybe it's all wishful thinking.
August 3, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Over two years later, they are *still* showing the same GSTV clip, including the Elon/Twitter thing
Two leopards, simultaneously eating the other's face.
Can we make this a new card while we're at it, @cardsagainsthumanity.com?
#trump #musk
Can we make this a new card while we're at it, @cardsagainsthumanity.com?
#trump #musk
June 6, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Two leopards, simultaneously eating the other's face.
Can we make this a new card while we're at it, @cardsagainsthumanity.com?
#trump #musk
Can we make this a new card while we're at it, @cardsagainsthumanity.com?
#trump #musk
"Now that's a name I've not heard in a long time."
#DotCom darling Microstrategy is all-in on BTC. Of course. TBH I didn't know they were still around and IMO it's feeling a bit like a George Santayana moment. This should resonate with folks a bit. But it probably won't.
See also: 1999-2000
#DotCom darling Microstrategy is all-in on BTC. Of course. TBH I didn't know they were still around and IMO it's feeling a bit like a George Santayana moment. This should resonate with folks a bit. But it probably won't.
See also: 1999-2000
November 30, 2024 at 6:14 AM
"Now that's a name I've not heard in a long time."
#DotCom darling Microstrategy is all-in on BTC. Of course. TBH I didn't know they were still around and IMO it's feeling a bit like a George Santayana moment. This should resonate with folks a bit. But it probably won't.
See also: 1999-2000
#DotCom darling Microstrategy is all-in on BTC. Of course. TBH I didn't know they were still around and IMO it's feeling a bit like a George Santayana moment. This should resonate with folks a bit. But it probably won't.
See also: 1999-2000
Waiting for that new Radiohead banger, "Incarcerated Transgender Illegal Alien", tbqh
September 11, 2024 at 1:52 PM
Waiting for that new Radiohead banger, "Incarcerated Transgender Illegal Alien", tbqh
Imma start a band called Orange Nussy
September 11, 2024 at 2:56 AM
Imma start a band called Orange Nussy