Strange men, with minimal training, wearing masks, distributing bullets is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical security theater.

When I was a boy, we had a Federal Agency that used to hire a bunch of amped up guys with PTSD-induced rage, but they used to deliver the mail, not shoot people in the face.

It's a shame all the NYT reporting on the Epstein files is behind the paywall. It's a lot easier for MAGA to pretend it doesn't exist if you can't show the stories to anyone.

"EVERYTHING'S GREAT AND IF IT ISN'T IT'S JOE BIDEN'S FAULT!" he shouted into the bottomless void of his poll numbers.

Post Malone implies the existence of Flag, Curl, and Go Malone.

(racks shotgun) "Yeah, well what if we forced Gitchee Gumee to give up its dead."

How much farther does the Nasdaq have to fall before Peter Thiel gets to invoke the 25th Amendment?

Billion dollar idea:

I'm thinking Jeffrey Epstein for Secretary of the Treasury.

I like our new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, Mrs. Haley. I bet she has the answer to Voldemort!