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CryptidPipster
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[They/Them]
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Just another Queer, Autistic, Thembo Spoonie with too many hobbies, bad joints, and a burning desire to abandon capitalism and become local lore.
My HVAC just read me erotica, and then made me cry. All in a single exchange. What a rollercoaster.

@dateeverythinggame.bsky.social 10/10- No Notes.
June 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Getting things together with Tato 💕
May 6, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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EVERY CHEF ON TV:
"TODAY I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE SOMETHING WITH SIMPLE INGREDIENTS EVERYONE HAS IN THEIR PANTRY. I'M STARTING WITH ICELANDIC SEA SALT, YAK BUTTER, A SPRIG OF MOON BASIL AND EXACTLY 3 TEARS FROM A LAUGHING ALPACA
May 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Oh, to be a lil trinket rat...
Introducing trinket rat! 🐀
March 4, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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Boop Bloop
#gawrt #hololive
March 3, 2025 at 8:59 PM
They responded! We went over to say hello and they're super cool. We're having them over for a game night this week! Did we just successfully make friends as adults?! #CantWaitToTellMyTherapist #LetsBeFriends #Neighbors
February 18, 2025 at 12:24 AM
The neighbors across the way have the cutest cat, so I did what any reclusive autistic would do and put a sign in the window telling it hello. They actually responded, and now I'm full of childlike glee at the thought of this ongoing window exchange 😸 #glimmers #neighbors #letsbefriends #windownotes
February 14, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Professional hummingbird expert here, it's actually extremely rare for a typical adult hummingbird to exceed 7500mph, and most human collisions end with the bird lodged inside the chest cavity. A full rip-through only happens in about 19% of cases.
February 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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her: I'm coming over, you better not be reticulating splines
me:
February 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Committed to DEI (diversity, equity, inclusion) as well as DEI (dragons, experience points, initiative).
February 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Today's grid drawing practice- everyone's favorite loose cannon! Love seeing how my skills are evolving... 😄 #artsky #jinx #arcane #learnwithme #learningtodraw #newskill #drawsky
February 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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I refuse to let the next 4 years ruin the time I have here.
I will have joy.
I will laugh.
I will rest.
I will dance.
I will sing.
I will spend time with folks I love.
I will find ways I can help my community.
I will find the beauty.
I will hold on to peace.
I will live.
I will have joy.
January 31, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Learning to draw, one sketch at a time. First time trying grid drawing, and I'm actually quite pleased with how it came out! 😊 #artsky #learningsky #learningtodraw
January 30, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Shunbun coming in with the wisdoms, as always 🙏🏻🥺💚 #gentlereminder #reparenting #healing #bekindtoyourself
January 24, 2025 at 4:25 AM
My very first #crossstitch project! Slightly tweaked (because crows- duh) but happy with how it came out. Highly recommend finding some catharsis in some stabby crafts. #RageCrafting #AsTheWorldCavesIn #SelfCare #CraftGoblin
January 23, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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i want to be exactly rich enough to buy a spacious, perfectly organized kitchen, where i’m not forced to stack all my pots and pans in a psychologically unmanageable way. and no richer
January 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Finished #TedLasso last night and I can't say enough good things about it. They tackle some heavy topics beautifully, and it's so nice to see more and more art speaking to these issues. Pretty sure I cried through more episodes than I didn't, but 10/10- worth it! #RoyKent #MentalHealth #AppleTV
a man in a leather jacket is asking why won t you let me be happy
ALT: a man in a leather jacket is asking why won t you let me be happy
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January 14, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Healing, feeling, and emotionally reeling. But like, in a chill way 🫠 #EMDR #CPTSD #healing #mentalhealthmatters
January 13, 2025 at 8:25 AM