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CryptidPipster
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[They/Them]
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Just another Queer, Autistic, Thembo Spoonie with too many hobbies, bad joints, and a burning desire to abandon capitalism and become local lore.
Gods, Silence of the Lambs is my absolute favorite of all time. I've lost count of how many times I've seen it at this point 😅
a man in a blue shirt is standing in front of a brick wall and talking to someone .
ALT: a man in a blue shirt is standing in front of a brick wall and talking to someone .
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February 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I was having a really rough day when I saw that they had replied and it immediately turned my mood around. Wild how such small gestures can have such an impact. Now to see if they reply again haha
February 15, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Professional hummingbird expert here, it's actually extremely rare for a typical adult hummingbird to exceed 7500mph, and most human collisions end with the bird lodged inside the chest cavity. A full rip-through only happens in about 19% of cases.
February 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
*begins hyperventilating while scrambling to find Lisa Frank patterns*
February 13, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Oh no! I bought crochet hooks with intent to learn and found it too hard to do via YT videos. I may need to learn though, because 👀
February 12, 2025 at 2:53 AM
The AurNaur-ing 20's
February 3, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Instantly giving me Windows 95 Pipes Screensaver vibes...
a computer generated image of red and blue pipes
ALT: a computer generated image of red and blue pipes
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February 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
The way I want to just lie down in the leaves and listen all day...
January 28, 2025 at 8:56 PM
🤩🐦‍⬛🥄🥚
烏鴉 Crow GIF
ALT: 烏鴉 Crow GIF
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January 27, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Jojomart... In flames.
a person is holding a lighter in their hand with a flame coming out of it .
ALT: a person is holding a lighter in their hand with a flame coming out of it .
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January 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
If we don't have #TrashMob pitting it out against #GirlBossRaptorChapter here, then why are any of us even logged on? 🥺😭
January 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM