Row-a-boat bitch
@cryptidmarauder.bsky.social
23+ | they/he | Bisexual | Avatar of Slaughter | AroAce | DINOSAURS!!! ANIMALS!!! PALEO ANIMALS!!!
JP/JW, TMA/P, MARUDERS brainrot (help)
Married to the Pumpkin King 🎃 , Gun slinging Alucard and more.
[Kins several characters I really shouldn't]
JP/JW, TMA/P, MARUDERS brainrot (help)
Married to the Pumpkin King 🎃 , Gun slinging Alucard and more.
[Kins several characters I really shouldn't]
Pinned
Hi, you may know me from Rowan on twt or irl. Hopefully, you don't. (for your sake)
I've decided to be unhinged here so be warned ⚠️
I've decided to be unhinged here so be warned ⚠️
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sometimes characters have sex by standing apart from each other fully armoured and hyper aware of each other’s every infinitesimal movement, don’t worry about it
September 1, 2025 at 2:43 AM
sometimes characters have sex by standing apart from each other fully armoured and hyper aware of each other’s every infinitesimal movement, don’t worry about it
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your month
your poorly drawn cat in a hat
your poorly drawn cat in a hat
September 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
your month
your poorly drawn cat in a hat
your poorly drawn cat in a hat
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August 1, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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The Magpie and the Great Horned Owl. Please help with description!
May 20, 2025 at 3:17 PM
The Magpie and the Great Horned Owl. Please help with description!
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Sleeping safely with Mom.
June 12, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Sleeping safely with Mom.
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i do think people should play & experience the original silent hill games ofc … but at the same time it was dead & abandoned for so long & i am just so happy to see my fav video game series get new entries & for new fans to be introduced to them
June 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
i do think people should play & experience the original silent hill games ofc … but at the same time it was dead & abandoned for so long & i am just so happy to see my fav video game series get new entries & for new fans to be introduced to them
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Oh my god is that Sabrina Carpenter from FORTNITE?!
June 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Oh my god is that Sabrina Carpenter from FORTNITE?!
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Here's a little fun thing about Norse mythology. Did you know that by either dying in the heat of battle *or from intercourse* you get an immediate free pass into Valhalla?
That's true. Death by coitus? Odin rolls up, shakes your hand and becomes your best friend.
Based.
That's true. Death by coitus? Odin rolls up, shakes your hand and becomes your best friend.
Based.
June 13, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Here's a little fun thing about Norse mythology. Did you know that by either dying in the heat of battle *or from intercourse* you get an immediate free pass into Valhalla?
That's true. Death by coitus? Odin rolls up, shakes your hand and becomes your best friend.
Based.
That's true. Death by coitus? Odin rolls up, shakes your hand and becomes your best friend.
Based.
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Who needs a Ferrari when you have a Spotted Ringleader Deino? 💅
June 13, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Who needs a Ferrari when you have a Spotted Ringleader Deino? 💅
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June 13, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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MY GHOST FILES (watcher) EPISODE IS LIVE!!!
Going live on twitch to celebrate, talk about it and do a watch party!!
Twitch.tv/detune
Going live on twitch to celebrate, talk about it and do a watch party!!
Twitch.tv/detune
June 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
MY GHOST FILES (watcher) EPISODE IS LIVE!!!
Going live on twitch to celebrate, talk about it and do a watch party!!
Twitch.tv/detune
Going live on twitch to celebrate, talk about it and do a watch party!!
Twitch.tv/detune
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June 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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it's here! a very colorful and enchanting experience - a printable and colorable ebook featuring 15 fun little poorly drawn cats.
sharpen your pencils, your quest awaits!
poorlycatdraw.gumroad.com/l/medievalcats
sharpen your pencils, your quest awaits!
poorlycatdraw.gumroad.com/l/medievalcats
June 13, 2025 at 1:09 PM
it's here! a very colorful and enchanting experience - a printable and colorable ebook featuring 15 fun little poorly drawn cats.
sharpen your pencils, your quest awaits!
poorlycatdraw.gumroad.com/l/medievalcats
sharpen your pencils, your quest awaits!
poorlycatdraw.gumroad.com/l/medievalcats
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this queen
May 21, 2025 at 12:25 PM
this queen
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Remember when this happened
May 22, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Remember when this happened
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Someone yowled in my ear until I fully woke up and cradled him like a baby and unrelatedly I’m awake at 3am and cradling Onion like a baby
May 21, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Someone yowled in my ear until I fully woke up and cradled him like a baby and unrelatedly I’m awake at 3am and cradling Onion like a baby
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ALL HAIL MECHSHROOM
May 21, 2025 at 11:40 PM
ALL HAIL MECHSHROOM
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“He was the first through the e-gates”
Starmer roasts Nigel Farage for being on holiday as Parliament sits, instead of attending PMQs or the EU debate in Parliament.
PS: Lee Anderson and Reform have opposed government measures aimed at combating illegal immigration.
#PMQs
Starmer roasts Nigel Farage for being on holiday as Parliament sits, instead of attending PMQs or the EU debate in Parliament.
PS: Lee Anderson and Reform have opposed government measures aimed at combating illegal immigration.
#PMQs
May 21, 2025 at 11:50 AM
“He was the first through the e-gates”
Starmer roasts Nigel Farage for being on holiday as Parliament sits, instead of attending PMQs or the EU debate in Parliament.
PS: Lee Anderson and Reform have opposed government measures aimed at combating illegal immigration.
#PMQs
Starmer roasts Nigel Farage for being on holiday as Parliament sits, instead of attending PMQs or the EU debate in Parliament.
PS: Lee Anderson and Reform have opposed government measures aimed at combating illegal immigration.
#PMQs
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