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crypticcommand.bsky.social
@crypticcommand.bsky.social
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Magic player, judge, poly, queer, leftist, tall, loud, and occasionally funny, 40
Freedom for Palestine
Trans Rights are Human Rights
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · Mar 11
At work I’m exposed to a ton of right-wingers I’d never talk to out of work, it’s a fascinating glimpse into the conservative mindset
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jesseltaylor.bsky.social
this Thanksgiving, more than ever, is the perfect time to wish all your haters to be waiters at the table of success
November 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
crypticcommand.bsky.social
Still my favorite Crapshot ever youtu.be/HiI17W1LpwQ?...
Crapshots Ep594 - The Mentor [MTG]
YouTube video by LoadingReadyRun
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November 21, 2025 at 9:55 PM
crypticcommand.bsky.social
This guy is the best
shivambhatt.bsky.social Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 14d
This Trans Day of Rememberance, I am feeling grateful to have so many Trans friends still in my life, thriving and being their best selves. I offer a prayer for peace upon those of our siblings whose travels ended before they reached the sunlight. Thank you for giving us even these brief moments.
November 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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commandzoe.bsky.social
WotC Struggles to find New Content Creators after RFK Jr "Cures" Autism

commandersherald.com/wotc-struggl...
WotC Struggles to find New Content Creators after RFK Jr "Cures" Autism | Commander's Herald
RENTON, WASHINGTON--Executives at Wizards of the Coast are scrambling after getting zero new applicants to their creator program last quarter. Sources within the Hasbro subsidiary point to one culprit...
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November 19, 2025 at 6:14 PM
crypticcommand.bsky.social
Usually they don’t cuddle in the cammock, this is adorable
Two absolutely perfect fuckin kitties sharing a hammock.
November 13, 2025 at 4:55 AM
crypticcommand.bsky.social
The best part of playing Arena Cube is either you play against Boros or get to play cube
November 7, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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infinitokens.com
Creating copies of creatures AND their stats need to be different? Sounds like you might need some dry erase tokens for that.

Translation from Scryfall below.
Ember Island Performance {3}{U}{U} Sorcery Choose one — • Create a token that a copy of target creature you control, except it’s a 4/4 Hero in addition to its other types, and it’s not legendary. • Create a token that a copy of target creature an opponent controls, except it’s a 2/2 Coward in addition to its other types, and it’s not legendary.
November 4, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
أنا اسمي زهران ممدان وعم رشّح حالي لأكون العمدة الجديد في مدينة نيويورك
November 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
crypticcommand.bsky.social
Every time I play against Farewell I wish I could meet the WOTC designer that made that card and beat some sense into them. #MTG #WOTC
October 26, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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alycia.art
This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life
February 15, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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infinitokens.com
InfiniTokens are NOT on Amazon, so let folks interested (or people you ask for gifts) know that searching for "InfiniTokens" there will only get a lot of cheap imitators that are not the real, high quality ones. They mimic our product designs to fool people into thinking they are the original.
An Amazon advertisement that has dry erase cards with designs extremely similar to InfiniTokens dry erase cards with color borders. An Amazon advertisement that has dry erase cards with designs extremely similar to the thin in-line border of InfiniTokens dry erase cards.
October 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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adamtots.bsky.social
Happy Rapture Day to all who celebrate 💋
September 23, 2025 at 2:19 PM
crypticcommand.bsky.social
I can’t believe I got to do this, I’ve never ulted JTMS in paper OR online
A screenshot of a Magic: the Gathering Arena game, the “ultimate” ability of Jace, the Mind Sculptor is on the stack. The player’s hand of other cards is also stacked
September 19, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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jordanjamboree.bsky.social
beautiful women want to play magic the gathering with me, can you say the same imperial
September 19, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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tappytoeclaws.bsky.social
WE DID IT 👏🏳️‍🌈

I can't thank our community enough and neither could the board members of the Milwaukee LGBTQ Community Center - They invited me down so they could pass on a very heartfelt thank you for all the donations and attention we brought to their work!
Tappy with a big check with the board members of the Milwaukee LGBTQ Community Center 🏳️‍🌈
September 9, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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ripperoni.com
Apropos of nothing, here's a thread of some Charlie Kirk highlights
September 11, 2025 at 1:15 AM
crypticcommand.bsky.social
This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard
samusishere.bsky.social Samus is Here @samusishere.bsky.social · Aug 27
I'm unclear how you can possibly be more populist than the Biden term.
August 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
crypticcommand.bsky.social
commandersherald.com/ultimate-gua...
Ultimate Guard Promises To Only Use Original Artwork To Finance Hate Groups Going Forward | Commander's Herald
Our collaboration with Harold McNeil on what we think are Charlie Chaplin sleeves will be 100% drawn by the artist’s own blood stained hands.
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August 25, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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spice8rack.bsky.social
If the choice in an election was between 100% Hitler & 96% Hitler I'd engage in measures to unmake that "democracy"
August 24, 2025 at 10:48 AM
crypticcommand.bsky.social
I like your style, Wisconsinite
License plate on a dodge charger(probably former police interceptor) saying “FEMBOY”
August 22, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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chimeracoder.bsky.social
RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
August 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
August 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM
crypticcommand.bsky.social
This is the kind of energy I want to bring to the fight for trans rights
jamellebouie.net jamelle @jamellebouie.net · Aug 19
from chandra manning's wonderful book "what this cruel war was over"
Nothing made slavery’s toxicity more obvious to Union troops than its effect on the fundamental unit of society, the family. For one thing, slave sales separated families. In the Upper South, where many Union soldiers were stationed in 1861, about one in three first marriages was broken by sale, and about half of all slave children were separated from at least one parent. 129 With their own eyes, soldiers saw slavery snap bonds between parents and children. The men of the Seventh Wisconsin were awakened by gunshots one November night. The following day, soldiers “learned, and saw the cause of the alarm in the form of two negro women—a mother and a daughter.” The pair had fled to Union lines to avoid the proposed sale of the “goodlooking” daughter into the so-called fancy trade, which soldiers viewed as a form of concubinage. Outraged by the plight and moved by the vulnerability of the mother and daughter, “every private in the ranks” cursed “that system which tramples on the honor of man, and makes merchandise of the virtue of women,” according to one member of the regiment. 130 When an Iowan encountered a young child about to be sold by her own father, who was also her master, he vowed, “By G–d I’ll fight till hell freezes over and then I’ll cut the ice and fight on.” 131
August 20, 2025 at 10:34 PM
crypticcommand.bsky.social
Lets fuckin gooooooooo
August 19, 2025 at 10:42 PM