@crypticcommand.bsky.social
Magic player, judge, poly, queer, leftist, tall, loud, and occasionally funny, 40
Freedom for Palestine
Trans Rights are Human Rights
Freedom for Palestine
Trans Rights are Human Rights
Today was all about Islamophobia, it’s wild watching my coworkers get propagandized in real time
December 6, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Today was all about Islamophobia, it’s wild watching my coworkers get propagandized in real time
I hope teaching people about flickering battles led to more people playing battles
December 5, 2025 at 6:40 AM
I hope teaching people about flickering battles led to more people playing battles
I LOVE battles, I can’t wait to see more.
December 5, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I LOVE battles, I can’t wait to see more.
Hell yeah
December 4, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Hell yeah
I have a “Clones” brawl deck on Arena with a similar theme, except it’s supposed to clone Crabomination as much as possible
December 4, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I have a “Clones” brawl deck on Arena with a similar theme, except it’s supposed to clone Crabomination as much as possible
You have no idea how excited we were when they announced Ravnica:City of Guilds.
We were debating the names of the shocklands as they were announced
Return to Ravnica was wild, we hadn’t been there in 6-7 years!
We were debating the names of the shocklands as they were announced
Return to Ravnica was wild, we hadn’t been there in 6-7 years!
December 4, 2025 at 2:10 AM
You have no idea how excited we were when they announced Ravnica:City of Guilds.
We were debating the names of the shocklands as they were announced
Return to Ravnica was wild, we hadn’t been there in 6-7 years!
We were debating the names of the shocklands as they were announced
Return to Ravnica was wild, we hadn’t been there in 6-7 years!
What’s your favorite Magic video essay?
December 3, 2025 at 8:29 PM
What’s your favorite Magic video essay?
The best way to know if your values align with someone is if they quote BSG
December 3, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The best way to know if your values align with someone is if they quote BSG
Are you looking for a Vamp Tutor?
December 1, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Are you looking for a Vamp Tutor?
Do you play Arena?
November 28, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Do you play Arena?
Hell yeah
November 28, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Hell yeah
Yeah, I lost to Thoracle last week out of nowhere.
November 28, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Yeah, I lost to Thoracle last week out of nowhere.
Huge fan of using bad cards to make things out of them
November 27, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Huge fan of using bad cards to make things out of them
Farewell is a failure of card design. It’s artless and dull, a bad card designed for bad players.
November 27, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Farewell is a failure of card design. It’s artless and dull, a bad card designed for bad players.
Gorgeous woman/weird dude that looks like a J6er
November 26, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Gorgeous woman/weird dude that looks like a J6er
You can take my foil Apocalypse Phyrexian Arenas from my cold dead hands
November 26, 2025 at 7:22 AM
You can take my foil Apocalypse Phyrexian Arenas from my cold dead hands
The Theros titans want fetchlands and cheap interaction, or something cute like loading up with Land Tax and discarding excess lands.
All of them love “Wheel” effects🤷
All of them love “Wheel” effects🤷
November 26, 2025 at 7:19 AM
The Theros titans want fetchlands and cheap interaction, or something cute like loading up with Land Tax and discarding excess lands.
All of them love “Wheel” effects🤷
All of them love “Wheel” effects🤷
According to Archidekt this is a bracket 4, but it certainly plays like a 3
archidekt.com/decks/479169...
archidekt.com/decks/479169...
Tariel, User of Their Graveyard • (Mardu Commander deck) • Archidekt
Tariel, Reckoner of Souls - Commander deck
Reanimator • Enchantments • Good Stuff
(1) Commander • (10) Artifact • (9) Basic Land • (2) Battles • (21) Creature • (17) Enchantment • (2) Instant • (28)...
archidekt.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:10 AM
According to Archidekt this is a bracket 4, but it certainly plays like a 3
archidekt.com/decks/479169...
archidekt.com/decks/479169...
Is it antisemitism? Or is it anti-Islamic?
November 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Is it antisemitism? Or is it anti-Islamic?
You’re crazy, Magic: the Gathering is a great game!
November 22, 2025 at 11:37 AM
You’re crazy, Magic: the Gathering is a great game!
Hell yeah
November 22, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Hell yeah