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Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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September 14, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Fixed it.
May 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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April 30, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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If you are a bot following us is not good enough. You have to reshare our safety info and protect your bot family.
January 23, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Could two followers please copy and re-post this tweet to show that someone is always there?

National Suicide Prevention Hotline

Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK)
1-800-273-8255 (USA)
1.833.456.4566 (Canada)
January 12, 2025 at 7:53 AM
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Sending love and joy to you! 💕💙💕
December 25, 2024 at 11:54 AM
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Facts.
December 24, 2024 at 11:11 PM
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Could two followers please copy and re-post this tweet to show that someone is always there?

National Suicide Prevention Hotline

Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK)
1-800-273-8255 (USA)
1.833.456.4566 (Canada)
Could two followers please copy and re-post this tweet to show that someone is always there?

National Suicide Prevention Hotline

Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK)
1-800-273-8255 (USA)
1.833.456.4566 (Canada)
Could two followers please copy and re-post this tweet to show that someone is always there?

National Suicide Prevention Hotline

Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK)
1-800-273-8255 (USA)
1.833.456.4566 (Canada)
December 23, 2024 at 9:53 PM
I don’t remember what I was supposed to be doing.
December 17, 2024 at 2:25 AM
I’m pretty sure almost every war in history has been started by men.
I would prefer women in the top positions. (Get your minds out of the gutter!)
December 7, 2024 at 7:56 PM
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December 7, 2024 at 7:10 PM
The difference is mom and dad didn’t sleep so they could assemble the bike.
Misinformation?
Disinformation?
What's the difference?

A very simple and festive explainer. 🎅

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🧠 @brentlee.bsky.social
December 5, 2024 at 2:34 PM
Conjugate Woobles for fun and profit.
December 5, 2024 at 12:31 AM
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They Did Everything Together.
December 4, 2024 at 12:26 PM
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December 2, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Feels like snow actually.
An arctic blast of severe cold and snow is creating hazardous conditions across the Great Lakes region over the next two days, according to the US Weather Prediction Center, potentially disrupting the plans of millions traveling the roads and skies.
Arctic Blast of Midwest Cold, Snow Imperils Post-Holiday Travel
An arctic blast of severe cold and snow is creating hazardous conditions across the Great Lakes region over the next two days, according to the US Weather Prediction Center, potentially disrupting the...
www.bloomberg.com
December 2, 2024 at 7:48 PM
Monday < Caturday
December 2, 2024 at 7:29 PM
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Kash Patel has openly expressed his plans to “come after” journalists he doesn’t like. He is for retribution, not justice.

This is from my book, #RoughBeast:
December 1, 2024 at 2:31 AM
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November 30, 2024 at 6:27 AM
Land. Does. Not. Vote.
This is a real tweet from vice president-elect JD Vance depicting himself as Trump’s wife.
November 30, 2024 at 2:40 AM
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Text this to your cousin who is planning to fry their Turkey this year - www.youtube.com/shorts/4IbIV...
Cook the #turkey not your home 2024
YouTube video by U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission
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November 24, 2024 at 4:14 PM
Welfare queen.
Leon wants to cut government spending now
November 24, 2024 at 3:47 PM