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This one was my favorite
May 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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bransonreese.bsky.social
A young elephant approached his human mother, tears in his eyes. “Mother, the other children tease me, telling me that I am adopted. But you told me I would become a human when I hit puberty. Who is telling the lie?” The mother frowned. “We must wait and see.” Who was telling the lie? The young elephant was lying. He was drowning and had gone insane due to oxygen deprivation. He was in his 50s and was wanted for killing a bank.
May 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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bransonreese.bsky.social
A man and his shoes were having an affair when his wife discovered them "in that holy moment." Shocked but not unhappy she wished her husband well on his new life and granted him an amicable divorce. Due to her numerous good qualities she had many suitors. She lined up the three most promising and had each of them describe why they should become her new husband. The first man explained that he had infinite money due to a marvelous device and could shower her with wealth. The second man explained that although he was dollar poor he had discovered a technique that would leave her breathless. He explained the technique and it sounded like he knew his stuff. The third man stepped forward and removed his troll mask to reveal himself as her husband. He explained that the shoes had died somehow and he wanted her back. Who did she choose? She chose all three. Sometimes you really can have it all.
May 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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ianfay.bsky.social
Should probably put the my original doodle and sculpt in the thread too:
Drawing of twin peaks james 3D digital sculpt of twin peaks james 3D digital sculpt of twin peaks james
March 18, 2025 at 9:53 PM
crumblestfg.bsky.social
Whats this from originally?
February 4, 2025 at 3:34 AM
crumblestfg.bsky.social
Will Forte singing this in the Scott Pilgrim anime was my introduction to this
January 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
crumblestfg.bsky.social
i kinda just think there will never be a social media thats fun to be on. other than tumblr. and only the way i use it (follow 167 actively-not-annoying funny people)
January 26, 2025 at 5:08 AM